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Assassin Guild Gift Shop (Patreon)

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2021-08-07 21:52:49
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2026-06
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The Bros first days working for the assassin's guild weren't quite as exciting or intriguing as Zen might have imagined. Suggested by Dadrobit!

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DiDiDi-X

I love what is written on the cards

Niskara

Zen is playing a dangerous game in the back there

Inu-Chan

That's adorable in a weird yet uplifting way.

AFrickinDwarf

"Nat. Dude. Put the engraved switchblade down, we have to sell those and getting blood on them reduces the likelihood someone picks it up."

Vk102_Artworks

Ok, the idea of an assassin’s guild having a gift shop its already funny enough, but the fact they even give discounts packaged with each assassination its priceless

Beck Carmine

Aw man. They sell deck protectors?

Jo demon

You sure that’s not Nat?

SophieTRat-Skunk

What's a purcase? Is that like a big coin purse/case?

dadrobit

Great stuff, thanks kindly for the sketch, Tom!

Lord Chaos

Buy one poison and get the cure for half off.

Mr4triggerhappy

"Your name switch blades" whelp I probably wouldnt be able to find mine unless I had it custom made lol

jeffh4

Even assassins get saddled with grunt work when they start out. :-)

KaiserDunk

Makes you wonder if the Assassins Guild makes more on contracts or the gift shops!

Roughlandin

Nat: "Everything alright over there, bro?" Zen: "Fine. It's just... something's up with the books. We're way off for some reason." Nat: "Huh. Wonder if it has something to do with all the free snacks I keep giving Brutus when he comes around." Zen: "All the free WHAT?!" Brutus: "Hey, fellas! Thanks again for the treats!" Nat: "Don't mention it, big guy!" Brutus: "I really appreciate it. Boss never gives me candy! Says it's bad for my figure. In fact, he said he'd kill anybody he found sneaking me snacks from now on!" Zen: "Eh-heh. We won't tell if... you don't." Brutus: "Still, I feel really bad taking all this stuff and never giving anything back. Hmm... Tell ya what. I'll do you guys a favor!" Zen: "Oh... T-that really isn't necessary." Brutus: "No, no, I insist! So, here it goes. If we're ever on opposite sides of a fight in the future, I promise... I'll kill you two last." Zen: "I... t-thanks?" Brutus: "Don't mention it!" *Exits.* Nat: "...We probably should have asked if we could have changed the favor to just... not killing us." Zen: "With Brutus, I'll take what I can get. Oh, and about those snacks?" Nat: "Stop giving them to him?" Zen: "Masks, no! Give him anything he damn well asks for!"

Roughlandin

Guess not every job can be making mages' heads explode and getting stabbed through the chest. Welp, at least they're getting paid! ...Oh, wait. o_o' Great work, Tom! Love the stenciling work on the sign! Congrats, Dad!

Glassan

Hah, truly a #QualitySuggestion, Dadro. XD And awesome work as always, Tom.

ThingsAreMoving

Hey, you can't be picky about income when you're poor. Amazing little details on those cards. ^^

JAB the Tab

i think this is the best sketch in ages

silver dragonia

i do wonder if they sell throwing knives the ones i have used alot are getting dull unless they also sharpen a few thousand knives i'd be happy to pay triple

Noroca

hmm, can I get a switch blade with someone else's name on it though?

Greg Perry

They gave me a good laugh: Roses are Red. So is Blood!

dobbs

That’s a typo. It’s supposed to be purrcase, which is a case in which you store kittens.

Kris Schnee

"The Spy-sicle: What do you get for the man who has everything? An icicle driven into his back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores." -TF2

silver dragonia

mine too maybe if we buy stuff from there we'll get a freguent patron VIP medal from them and we'd get someone who deals with those who buy stuff freguently from time or is it those who buys all their eguipment from them

Alex Stephens

I wonder if they sell Assassin's Creed hidden blades.

silver dragonia

probably but they'll likely know them as hidden blades as our assassins know them from the games

silver dragonia

sure you either should say your name is different than your own or tell them you get it for a friend

silver dragonia

i do prefer to have my weapons open and easily accessible to intiminate my opponents before ending the figh easily

Andrew Copsey

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye

LupusK

Least someone had some fun doing it. ^^

Vylon Delta

I wonder if they accept Dogecoin?

Mark Temple

i sometimes wonder what PTeppic and Vetinari would make of the Twins.