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Dad Jokes (Patreon)

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2021-11-10 19:34:54
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2026-06
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Trace gets his hands on a joke book, and having no memories, these jokes are literally the funniest things he's ever heard, much to the dismay of everyone around him. Doesn't help that he usually gets them wrong. Suggested by Stonebreaker639!

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Markvincible

We really went from genocidal trace to dad joke trace

AlaricLives87

When you stretch the patience of even the fun-loving Flora thin, you know you got your money's worth.

Jasonfax

This is hilarous

David Gipe

This just tickles my funny bone. It'd be fun to have a wholesome miniseries. I'm sure we'll get continued neat stuff from Tom.

DiDiDi-X

Trace is gonna be a great dad.

silver dragonia

i do wonder how bad or good t he dad jokes are in that book of his

ElderScrollsMekkan

This is even better than the stream version! Omg I love everything about this! Give her a minute, Trace; she'll start laughing with you at that joke soon enough xD

StoneBreaker639

Thought of the idea when the cast of God of War told dad jokes

Went Brown

Awww Flora you are so cute and sexy.

The Guard LW

When you start making dad jokes, you a daddy

Roughlandin

Trace: "Hi, Will-Burn-That-Book! I'm Dad!" Flora: "I... What?" Trace, sheepishly: "...I've only read the first page." Flora: *Facepaws*

Roughlandin

Good to see Trace fully embracing his dad-ness this early on. Now all he has to do is develop a taste for sports! ...Somebody should tell him about sports. Super cute sketch, Tom! That Trace face is emote worthy. Congrats, Stonebreaker!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Meanwhile, in next room: Natani: "Ten gold that she'll cut this book for pieces in this week" Raine: "And I thought that Templar Trace was awful" Red: "His old jokes were worse, believe me" Keith: *chukles* Red: "What's so funny K?" Keith: "You didn't hear Trace? He's funny" ..... Raine: "Keith... Are you ok? Do you suffer some brain injury?" Keith: "Wha- No!" Red: "..." *realise* "Oh no..." Natani: "You know what's wrong with him?" Red: "Keith is cursed" Raine: "What kind of curse?!" Red: "Curse of being father. Finding dad jokes funny is first sign" Natani: "No... NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Red: "I thought you will be more happy" Keith: "Don't worry. Nat just realise that means no alcohol"

Trenton Bushnell

He also needs to have a riding lawn mower, and a project he swears will get done by this winter, but continues to put off because the parts haven't arrived yet.

Roughlandin

Hey! The manor would make a nice DIY project. Especially after... this chapter.

Roughlandin

Natani: "I hope you know YOU'RE the one who's going to be carrying it for the next 9 months." Keith: "W-What? HOW?!" Natani: "...I will find a way."

ThirdKind

Come on Flora dont be so catty...😁

Ordithus

I think I prefer murder-y Trace over this. Mercy! Flora tried so hard, too...

YUH Fox

Yay! Pregnant flora is back!

The Great Heathen King

Reminds me slightly of my own dad. In his youth he was described as the biggest playboy ever. But when mom got pregnant with me he did a full 180 and became the biggest softie ever, and part of that change was that he learned every dad joke ever written XD

Cliff Warden

Could be worse. It could be the mammoth book of tasteless jokes (best $15 I ever spent)

KaiserDunk

Remember; a good pun is it’s own reword.

Jsbugatti

Relax, Flora, he's just training for when the baby comes.

Elijah Jackson

To quote The Click: YOU FORGOT, THE SOCKS WITH SANDALS!!!!