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Dungeons and Dergans (Patreon)

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2021-11-14 17:00:07
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2026-06
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Reni as a dungeon master with Team B, suggested by Glassan!

Reni shrunk herself in size so she'd fit at the table.

Feel free to suggest other bad D&D ideas in place of Zen's.

See also: TK D&D 

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Shirokami Shijisa (edited)

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2026-10-08 13:00 Natani: Yes! I get to roll stealth! *rolls* Keith: I don’t think a 1 is very good.
2021-11-14 17:01

Markvincible

I love the look everyone is giving him, Especially Reni! 🤣

Pretorian

Interesting character choice for Raine.

Inu-Chan

Of course the bard wants to seduce the dragon. It's always the bard.

Ender_Mage17

Lv 2 and already encountering a dragon

Jackie

Nice callback to the Barbarian Raine sketch. EDIT: And the Druid Sythe sketch, almost forgot that one.

silver dragonia

i'm sure we could try this with some of the guys if they're up for a game and i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks while we play and who should be choose as headmaster? maybe reni or raine? i'd vote for reni as she looks lovely

silver dragonia

maybe becouse she thinks him as her close friend? maybe if she considers me as her friend of any kind i'd try to make it as flirtiouse as possible in a teasing matter

Ordithus

Zen really needs to work on his pickup lines.

silver dragonia

i do hope there's others who'd play this with me i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks and i hope someone else orders dinner i'd pitch in to pay for some of it and is that miss nibbly i see besides zen?

K_D Lawrence

Bards are probably the only reason sorcerers exist. They are the only ones horny enough to lay a dragon not slay it.

silver dragonia

maybe you could tell him to say: i'd love to cuddle with the dragon maybe she'd blush a little more with that

silver dragonia

the bards or sorcerers? i'd probably choose to be a sorcerer so i can magic and choose bard to entertain people and myself when i have time to spare

silver dragonia

atleast she's learning how to play and i'd be happy to learn with her as i play along with her as a sorcerer

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

So we got: Bard Zen, Druid Sythe, Barbarian Raine and... Sorcerer Karen, Wizard Maren and Fighter Red?

Peter Lyon

Of course it has to be a bard, and Zen. Bards are typecast!

Nate_G

Oh I thought that was bard, looking at it again i see it's wizard.

Glassan

And that's how the game devolved into anarchy xD. Great work, Tom! P.S. Red's clearly making progress, choosing Fighter-woman rather than Fighter-man. :V

silver dragonia

i'm sure there is some magic which i can use with a sword and a staff on my back so i can cast spells with my left hand and use my sword to strike down enemies at range so a swordsman sorcerer with that i believe i can buff myself and the team i'm in or atleast i could try to make new spells which suits my style while using other spells in the meanwhile

JasonAW3

Fricking wolf bards...

Aucere

Reni- "Okay. Roll a dex save." Zen-"a dex save? Why?" Reni- "its a male dragon"

silver dragonia

maybe but then why would a dragon in the game be called nora? possible coincidence i'd say

AlaricLives87

What have you done? Now you've awakened a new ship for fans to jump on!

Richard V.

Never underestimate the power of a Nat. 20 ;p

DiDiDi-X

Zen then rolls the dice and fails to seduce the dragon. Also, I really like the name of the chips they're eating "Chips or Whatever"

Lynn

Cant say I wouldnt do the same

KaiserDunk

On a natural 20, a sadistic DM would make the dragon a violent stalker with a crush and give him too much of a good thing.

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek (edited)

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2026-10-08 13:00 Reni: "Wait, come again?" Zen: "You heard me. I attempt to seduce the dragon!" Sythe (vetran D&D): "Sigh... I warned you, but you didn't listen" Maren: "Can I take his stuff" Zen: "Hey!" Red: "Maren, we're team!" Zen: "Thank you-" Red: "We take his stuff equally" Zen: "Go to hell" Raine: "Zen, think about it. You, bard on level 2, want to seduce THE DRAGON" Zen: "So?" Raine: "I give up" Karen: "You can do it Zen!" Zen: "At least one person is optimistic" Reni: "You have to roll 20" Red: "There's no way" Sythe: "You've never played D&D, haven't you?" Zen: "D20!!!" ... Reni: "You succesfully seduce the dragon" Zen: "Woo-hoo!" Reni: "Rolls constitution check" Zen: "Wh-what?" Reni: "Dragon is called Nora"
2021-11-14 18:52 Reni: "Wait, come again?" Zen: "You heard me. I attempt to seduce the dragon!" Sythe (vetran D&D): "Sigh... I warned you, but you didn't listen" Maren: "Can I take his stuff?" Zen: "Hey!" Red: "Maren, we're team!" Zen: "Thank you-" Red: "We take his stuff equally" Zen: "Go to hell" Raine: "Zen, think about it. You, bard on level 2, want to seduce THE DRAGON" Zen: "So?" Raine: "I give up" Karen: "You can do it Zen!" Zen: "At least one person is optimistic" Reni: "You have to roll 20" Red: "There's no way" Sythe: "You've never played D&D, haven't you?" Zen: "D20!!!" ... Reni: "You succesfully seduce the dragon" Zen: "Woo-hoo!" Reni: "Rolls constitution check" Zen: "Wh-what?" Reni: "Dragon is called Nora"

Reni: "Wait, come again?" Zen: "You heard me. I attempt to seduce the dragon!" Sythe (vetran D&D): "Sigh... I warned you, but you didn't listen" Maren: "Can I take his stuff?" Zen: "Hey!" Red: "Maren, we're team!" Zen: "Thank you-" Red: "We take his stuff equally" Zen: "Go to hell" Raine: "Zen, think about it. You, bard on level 2, want to seduce THE DRAGON" Zen: "So?" Raine: "I give up" Karen: "You can do it Zen!" Zen: "At least one person is optimistic" Reni: "You have to roll 20" Red: "There's no way" Sythe: "You've never played D&D, haven't you?" Zen: "D20!!!" ... Reni: "You succesfully seduce the dragon" Zen: "Woo-hoo!" Reni: "Rolls constitution check" Zen: "Wh-what?" Reni: "Dragon is called Nora"

Roughlandin

Reni: "It works!" Zen: "But I didn't even roll for it yet." Reni: "Oh... R-Right. Reh-heh." *Blushy.* Zen: "...I rolled a 6." Reni: "It... still works!" Zen: "Nice!"

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Red: "She's gonna destroy us, right?" Sythe: "She's definitely gonna destroy us"

Roughlandin

Reni is cutest DM. Would something, something... dungeon her dragon any day! Also, I hope Raine brought enough Chips or Whatever to share with the whole table. :p Great job as always, Tom! Congrats, Glassan!

Roughlandin

Must have been shopping at Squirrelmart

AlisterTX

I read that as "I attempt to seduce the dungeon" at first and found it way too funny

Cliff Warden

I wouldn't be surprised if she had some repressed anger to channel. Besides, that team would be super squishy if she were a wizard.

Cliff Warden

There are premade adventures that have you encountering dragons at really low levels. They're less about beating it in a fight (unless it's a wyrmling) and more about getting out of there alive

Ender_Mage17

@silver dragonia Half casters like warlocks, rangers, and artificers are a good choice, but there are some subclasses like the fighters eldritch knight you can choose

Cliff Warden

That's more of a Con thing, but whatever the DM calls for

CrimsonQuill086

I need more of these...so many possibilities! (Nice callback to Barbarian Raine on her character sheet BTW)

silver dragonia

alright ender mage though i doubt they use the multiple eguipment i'd probably use with the way i'd use them a 2 handed sword like the claymore plate armour with chainmail keeping the limps free movement a wood/metal staff combo with any coloured diamond/crystal/gem for the different kind of magic use i would use permanently on my plate armour back with a thicker gauntlet to function as a type of gauntlet like shield with the freedom to use magic with the hand with throwing knives

RivCA (edited)

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2026-10-08 13:00 I've seen this one before. I almost have to drop the dialogue for the gag on this one. Reni: <i>Wait, what?</i> Zen: "You heard me, I want to seduce the dragon!" Sythe: "Masks, have mercy." Reni: <i>Uh, fine. Roll and see what happens.</i> She then proceeds to glance over her notes behind the screen. She and the red-haired fighter had brainstormed this happening ahead of time. *Zen rolls* Zen jumps up in triumph. "Yes! Natural 20!" Reni's jaw then cracks an ear-to-ear grin. Red spots this and also smiles broadly, but only nods. Reni: <i>The dragon grows to its maximum height saying, "Your insult will only grant you a swifter death!" Roll for initiative!</i> Zen: "Wait, what? I rolled a nat 20!" Red: "You did, but that only guarantees success in combat." He then rolls his own d20 to figure out initiative, and is not disappointed in the roll, for once. Raine: "Is it too late to run away?"
2021-11-14 22:36 I've seen this one before. I almost have to drop the dialogue for the gag on this one. Reni: {Wait, what?} Zen: "You heard me, I want to seduce the dragon!" Sythe: "Masks, have mercy." Reni: {Uh, fine. Roll and see what happens.} She then proceeds to glance over her notes behind the screen. She and the red-haired fighter had brainstormed this happening ahead of time. *Zen rolls* Zen jumps up in triumph. "Yes! Natural 20!" Reni's jaw then cracks an ear-to-ear grin. Red spots this and also smiles broadly, but only nods. Reni: {The dragon grows to its maximum height saying, "Your insult will only grant you a swifter death!" Roll for initiative!} Zen: "Wait, what? I rolled a nat 20!" Red: "You did, but that only guarantees success in combat." He then rolls his own d20 to figure out initiative, and is not disappointed in the roll, for once. Raine: "Is it too late to run away?"

I've seen this one before. I almost have to drop the dialogue for the gag on this one. Reni: {Wait, what?} Zen: "You heard me, I want to seduce the dragon!" Sythe: "Masks, have mercy." Reni: {Uh, fine. Roll and see what happens.} She then proceeds to glance over her notes behind the screen. She and the red-haired fighter had brainstormed this happening ahead of time. *Zen rolls* Zen jumps up in triumph. "Yes! Natural 20!" Reni's jaw then cracks an ear-to-ear grin. Red spots this and also smiles broadly, but only nods. Reni: {The dragon grows to its maximum height saying, "Your insult will only grant you a swifter death!" Roll for initiative!} Zen: "Wait, what? I rolled a nat 20!" Red: "You did, but that only guarantees success in combat." He then rolls his own d20 to figure out initiative, and is not disappointed in the roll, for once. Raine: "Is it too late to run away?"

G

Must be playing a bard.

Mark Temple

Might be one of those settings where dragons fill major leadership roles for kingdoms and empires. Seducing the dragon in this case may be the equivalent of sweet talking the king/queen in hope of getting a better reward for the quest they just were given

Saberbeam

Maybe Nibbly and Sythe work as a team? He has all the luck with rolls and Nibbly handles the decisions and roleplaying? :D

Saberbeam

Playing with a group of friends once a couple of us tried, and slightly succeeded in seducing an earth elemental... Our DM didn't really let it affect the combat, but played along a little bit with the descriptions :)

Elijah Jackson

Now we need to see a Bard Zen Sketch. Lets make this happen people!!!

Ruska Zann

You can zoom in on his character sheet. He is indeed a bard

KaiserDunk

LOL! “I don’t care what the size of the room is. I. Cast. Fireball!”

ThirdKind

Uh...yeah I got nothin

silver dragonia

if i were given a quest by a empress/gueen dragon i would happily accept by probably saying: thank you my love lord of *insert land or empire* if i complete this quest may i reguest a smooch from my lord and the amount of gold we agreed?

Alysandir

Ah, gone are the days when you first had to be a rogue (and a fighter) for a couple of levels before you could become a bard...

RivCA

Dude, I've had a player do exactly this from down a hall! Really clever, too. She still got burned, though. A 10x10 room doesn't allow enough space for the fireball to expand to its full 20' radius, and she had her arm burned pretty badly. (Foresight to reach around a corner.)

Injoma

I.... Need this series.

AstroChaos

Depends on exactly what the dragon is going to do to the poor bard...

Duke of J

Sythe: "I shift into my feral form!" *poof!...is a Nibb*