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Drunken Dragon (Patreon)

Published:
2022-02-22 20:32:02
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2026-06
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Nora passed out after a drinking game, suggested by SpazztasticKiwi!

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Eclipse

I GOT THIS REFRENCEEEEE

AlaricLives87

Plot Twist: It turns out that was all Root "Whatever" and they just told her it was alcohol and watched the fun.

Mark Thornton

Now I'm curious what questions they even asked.

Benjamin J Tamm

Now we need to see some of the fairly outlandish ones she drank for. Perhaps founding a nation was one she did on a whim ages ago. Mind you that'd probably be a fairly amusing nation for however long it lasted.

Ordithus

Never have I ever given a drunken dragon a belly rub!

Cliff Warden

I'm more curious of what she said during her rounds. It's probably the smaller of the two lists

The Sexy Beast

Yeah, best to let her sleep that off..and yes, I believe she would have done all that.

OreganoD

She's old enough that I'd believe it, also could have just been an excuse to get drunk, impossible to tell with her

Mark Thornton

That and how many barrels it'd take to even get a dragon of Nora's age blacked out drunk.

DiDiDi-X

I bet she can drink more then that. But Nora was just a bit rusty today.

BirdmanGA

"What will we do with the drunken dragon, what will we do with the drunken dragon, what will we do with the drunken dragon early in the mornin'!"

Xeidler Trayling

Well, I feel like we need a list of all the things Nora has done then

Roughlandin

Keith: "Never have I ever convinced a tribe of kobolds that I was the scaly Goddess of Beauty and Love to win a bet with a basilisk." Nora: "Okay, that feels a little targeted, but I'll allow it." *Drinks.* Raine: "Alright, uh... Never have I ever... saved a princess from a... lich? Had that princess fall in love with me... and then been run out of said princess' kingdom on suspicion of using some kind of charm or glamour to seduce her." Nora: "That's... Have you been reading my biography?" *Drinks.* Raine: "It's a plot from one of my... stories. Wait, did that actually happen?" *Many rounds of Nora drinking later...* Maren: "Never have I ever... I don't know! ...Attended a Summer Solstice orgy for druids on an island... shaped like a giant squirrel... and accidentally created a magical time loop where the island explodes at the end of every loop, or something?!" Nora: *Hic!* "Oh, COME ON!" *...Drinks.*

Roughlandin

The lovely Lady Nora in repose. Graceful even in defeat. And I'm sure some of those rounds she just drank anyway to help keep her legend properly dragon-sized. She couldn't have done ALL those things, right? ...R-Right? XD Great work, Tom! Glad you managed to fit all of our lovely lady in the frame, lol! Congrats, Kiwi!

silver dragonia

she probably want to be drunk just becouse she can and that's all to win me over to party with her or with reni if she's upto getting drunk

silver dragonia

maybe i should've started a while ago becouse i bet she has done loads of things out of our control

silver dragonia

maybe it is her and maybe we could invite her to our drinking game? i'd happily drink with her to celebrate her birthday or hatchday in her case snf i probably would do inaproppriate things to her while drunk while she's also drunk i believe

Thisguy

A great name for a pub…

Firechild

Damnit you beat me to it! XD

KaiserDunk

Sounds like an obscure form of Kung Fu from a Jackie Chan movie.

Maddison Bourke

I think it would be faster to list the things she hasn’t done.

ThingsAreMoving

Always nice to see Nora having fun. I have a feeling she'll dry out a nearby lake once she wakes up though.

BirdmanGA

Was half expecting someone to continue the song but... *shrug*

RivCA

The sign is a white dragon hanging from her tail and a wing, both hinged to allow for the wind to blow the sign without damage (and to let the sign swing).

Thisguy

Playing with Trace would be weird. Trace would be not drinking, and Nora, Red and Maren would be reminding him of the stuff they know he’s done. And Karen would be trying to get him to say yes to everything bc he doesn’t know better.

Thisguy

“Leave er where she is because she’s eavy, leave er where she is because she’s eavy, leave er where she is because she’s eavy, early in the mornin’!”

MrWho

This goes either on Noras top 10 list "Things i've never done" or "Things i should do again". XD

Katfeathers

I remember that island... That was a blast! Blew up for a different reason each time!

Cliff Warden

Nothing if you like your chromosomes the way they are

BirdmanGA

Nobody's doing the obvious one? "Put er to bed with the grand templar, put er to bed with the grand templar, put er to bed with the grand templar, early in the mornin'!"

silver dragonia

if she's this drunk then maybe if i am drunk aswell me and nora could have drunk fun together?

Richard V.

And here begins the escapades of a drunken Nora.

AstroChaos

Something tells me that Reni is a light weight, even in her dragon form. Something also tells me that Lady Nora could out drink me, even in her cat form.

OreganoD

@Jason HARD agree

Pat Lahey

*death glares issued* T-this game is stupid...

Shadowkey392

Except she probably has, at some point.

Shadowkey392

She’s an immortal dragon. There’s no reason she CANT have done all that.