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Laura Jumps The Shark! (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-03 19:33:17
Edited:
2022-05-03 20:02:25
Imported:
2026-06
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Laura on a jet ski, suggested by =^_^=

"I'm on my way :) " -shark

Don't worry, the shark has lifeguard training.

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Cliff Warden

Why would you want an any flavor brand jet ski?

Maddison Bourke

Well if this is water sports, it would make sense that Any flavor is her sponsor.

Duke of J

Elsewhere, Keith still can't surf: "Blarg!"

Peter Lyon

I see a Tiger Shark!

Gerudo72

Always love a good jumping the shark joke!

Cliff Warden

Let's just hope it doesn't have the brand's enchantment, that wouldn't be good for Laura's re-life rates.

ThingsAreMoving

Well, at least you can't say her choice in jetski equipment is tasteless. 🙃

silver dragonia

this looks cute and dangeriouse for dear laura she should've been more careful she should learn how to balance better that probably could save her and wouldn't it be anymodel jetski than anyflavour jetski? i know i'm picky about it but still

silver dragonia

i'd be careful shipping them becouse you why i would

Adamas

Welp, there's another rate hike on her Re-life Insurance.

AstroChaos

That shark is coming to help... ... help himself to one foxy dinner!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Laura: "The 17th time, the charm!" Trace: "Sigh... It's not your wallet that's getting thinner..."

Wilford B. Wolf

Any Flavor Water Sports just doesn't sound right....

RivCA

Whelp, that's it. It's all downhill from here. Thanks for the great run, Tom!

silver dragonia

maybe she has a really good discount on then reviving her maybe upto 70% or 90% discount becouse of her constant danger attitude

eddi_TBH

Happy days for Laura and the shark.

V1nc3nt

I wonder does her relife insurance cover shark attacks

silver dragonia

yeah as she keeps dying they keep getting money so why not give her a discount for the sake of her wallet and give her loyalty discount? i know i would if i were a manager

forcesinbalance

Fortunately for Laura, her Anyflavor Jetski happens to be mackerel-flavored, the shark's favorite. (Unfortunately, she's definitely losing her deposit.)

Adamas

AnyFlavor Sports Water on the other hand...