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The Prince and the King (Patreon)

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2022-05-24 22:25:11
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2026-06
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Clovis makes some assumptions about how weak the Basitin are upon hearing that they have a "lady king" suggested by Tony1695!

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ChampionOfBagels

Fling him against the wall like a hackey sack

ThirdKind

Adelaide: "Oh look, a bug."

KiraKurotsuchi

I totally could see him making such a huge mistake, lol.

CrimsonQuill086

"I assure you, fox, that I WOULD be in the mood for parley on principle.' 'However, your attempted assassination occured in the middle of my afternoon tea. For this, no punishment is too small." Never disturb the King and her tea.

Isaiah James

Adelaide:you know what assuming does right?it makes a ass out of yourself.not like you had a brain anyways clovis.

Vicroc4

And that's what misogyny gets you, Clovis.

VGR

Clovis: “Just wait until my men get—oh, right.”

Ordithus

Puny folf, you call that a knoife! Jade is so tall!

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

In the backround General Ambassador Keith Keiser and Natani (having special status because Keith's position) are sitting and eating popcorn Madelyn: "What is going on?!" Natani: "Clovis insulted your mother" Madelyn: "We have to stop them!" Natani: "Why?" Madelyn: "Because it's a diplomatic incident!" Keith: "This bastard almost killed Maeve and her mother during the time we were in human teritory" Madelyn: "...Hey, mom! Don't kill him! I'll call Maeve's mom!"

AlaricLives87

She could kill him, but Lynn would have to remind her it would be considered bad luck on her name day. He'll recommend instead that she make him the court jester, which she accepts. Jade: "Did you hear my messenger, Ser Clovis? From this day, you will be my new Fool."

Raventail

Adelaide: "Ever had a building dropped on you?"

MrWho

Any bets how far Clovis can fly? XD

Thisguy

Adelaide must be wondering by now why so many Keidran think females are weak.

KaiserDunk

Maybe Clovis can be the first Keidran to go into orbit!

KaiserDunk

The ‘Prince of Coins’ is going to get a promotion. He’s about to become the ‘King of Pain’.

Cliff Warden

"If you insist on trying to kill me, we'll make it official. You have one week supervised to train. See you in the arena."

Sir Reginald Lee IV

Adelaide: *Sighs* You know... I'm not even angry. If anything, I'm... disappointed. Clovis: *Struggling, starting to whimper a bit* Please, Y-Your Highness. I'm sure we can come to some... Wait, what did you say? Adelaide: *Starts gesturing with her speech, seemingly "forgetting" she's still holding Clovis by the scruff of the neck* I mean, is this really all I'm worth? Is this how little my enemies think of me, how low they hold me in their regard? One puny little puffed up crime boss with a single poisoned dagger? That's it? Clovis: *Somehow flipped onto his back, frantically holding the collar of his cloak from his windpipe* H-Hey! I'll have you know that I'm-Ulp! Adelaide: *Continuing to gesticulate wildly, growing more despondant* I mean, I train day in and day out for years to meet any challenge thrown at me. I mean, look at this! *Undoes her chestplate with her free hand to expose her shredded midriff and heaving bound chest* Clovis: *Eyes widen* Oh... Ooh woof... Yipe! Adelaide: *Continues her melodramatic diatribe, still flinging Clovis around like a stuffed toy that's upset her* Not to mention training a personal guard of the strongest and most capable soldiers in the world. Turning my own daughter into a spy and assassin second only to myself. And yet, when the time finally comes for them to make their move, I get... THIS?! Clovis: *Thoroughly dazed from being thrashed so much* Now, yer majesty. I thin' mebe yer bein' a lil too hard on YIP! Adelaide: *Collapses into her throne, thoroughly depressed* You know what? You're not even worth it. I could do any number of unspeakable things to you; send you to the dungeons to be tortured for the rest of your short, miserable life, or have you executed in any number of agonizing and creative ways, challenge you to a fair match in the arena just so I could have the pleasure of doing you in myself. But... No. If this is all I have to look forward to... If this is the best those numbskulls who plot against me can muster up... Just... Just... Oh, get out of here! *Grabs Clovis around the middle and yeets him out the throne room window like a javelin.* Adelaide then drowned her sorrows in the royal larder's entire supply of ice cream.

K.O. PRODUCTIONS

I don't think she holds with the Pirate's code, Clovis XD

Thisguy

I want to see Adelaide give a seminar to Keidran females about how to be strong and that strength and femininity are not mutually exclusive. And also a demonstration about how to get that point across to males.

Thisguy

Clovis: “I though you’d be shorter…” Adelaide: “and I thought you’d be taller.”

Trenton Bushnell

At least Clovis had the dignity to cover up his ankles.

Firadon The Guardian

Welp goodbye Clovis he is probably not getting away with it unless she takes her eyes off of him. Then maybe he weasels his way out

silver dragonia

well i see clovis is scared of our sire here i know i wouldn't mind serving under her being what she needs: a guard a gatherer a royal courier or a friend for her and her daughter and i'd also happily be a jeweller for her if she so wishes

silver dragonia

my bet is the entire world around and he lands just beside sire adelaide after going around the earth

silver dragonia

i know sire adelaide is strong and femininity aren't just exclusive to women and i would wonder who of the women can take me down as easily as sire adelaide while i carry my courier load to the different cities on the basitin island

silver dragonia

if my strength and sneakiness and possible smartass way of going in to adjust sire adelaides coin stack and i spottet by her and she says that to me specifically i might show her my strength of how egual i am to her and might tease her by calling her sweetheart and if she asks me why i am in here while wrestling with her i'd tell her the truth that i'd wanted to play fight with her

Randy Healon

Adelaide's thoughts: "I've eaten steaks bigger than this."

Pat Lahey

Surface Pressure

eddi_TBH

Which one? 😙🎶🎶

Drazgon

Jade, probably: damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought up parlay!

AstroChaos

Time for a quick round of Fox Yeeting! I wonder if our glorious King can break her old record this time...

silver dragonia

maybe so and if sire adelaide asks me to help her guards noticing intruders i'd happily do so with just sneaking around and just readjusting stuff around becouse i know i'd still get paid by her as i do my job in increasing the guards attention to sound and small movements and such

Onyx Dragon 388

The last time this happened she accidentally deported somebody to the south side of the island

Onyx Dragon 388

I want to see them fight with swords ⚔️

Khalandar

7 foot 2 or something like that

The_Nitpick

Jade: "I'm not royalty. I'm 'just' the Commander." *throws him over mountain*

The Sexy Beast

"There's a little black dot on the sun today"...

KaiserDunk

“Clovis flew there yesterday…”

Adamas

It's more of a Guideline anyway.

Adamas

She's eatten pancakes bigger than that.

Richard V.

Role a nat 1 on that intelligence roll now didn’t he?

Katfeathers

And two beats later Clovis found himself in orbit, and gaining altitude with each failure to hit the ground.