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Assassins in Training (Patreon)

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2022-09-21 18:09:39
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2026-06
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Young Natani and Zen undergoing assassin training, suggested by Nate Parody!

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Wilford B. Wolf

So, is killing your teacher in assassin school considered a good or bad thing?

ThirdKind

Trust your feelings...No wait! WRONG FEELINGS!

Starcat13

"you passed the exam, now you are the teacher!"

Nate Pixel

I'm still so happy that this got chosen to get sketched! And I gotta say that Young Natani has Quite the arm!

Sapph Wolf

So THIS is why Natani focus on magic.

Vicroc4

He did miss, but I'm guessing it's by rather less than his teacher would want to admit.

Nate Pixel

With better aim though, he could definitely kill someone! He's got quite the arm. Thank God he didn't kill Keith though.

Roughlandin

Human spy disguised as tree: "AUGH, MY SPLEEN!" Master Assassin: "What was that?" Human spy: "I mean, uh... tree noises?" Master Assassin: "Hmm... These bleeding trees seem to be getting more and more common. Might have to clear the thicket around the training ground soon." Other trees: *Nervous photosynthesis.*

Roughlandin

Nat just has instinctive aim. Precision could do with a little more work, though... Funny, Tom! Interesting to get a look as Mr. Glasses-wearing Guild Goon again. Don't think we've seen him since the raid on Maren's tavern. Congrats, Nate!

silver dragonia

i could give this a whirl to see if i have a better aim than natani with my left arm which would be my throwing knife/axe arm i would maybe also hold on to my sword handle while my sword is sheathed to show how well i can throw with my off hand

Mark Temple

Well it is rumored that killing your evaluator during the final exam at the ahnk-morpork Assassins Guild gets you an automatic pass, but no one has ever been confirmed to have done so. The guild always picks their hardest to kill members as instructors regardless

Trollman906

I can not hit what I aim for to save my life. Even in video game I suck. It’s why I always fight stuff up close and personal.

Trollman906

And it’s why I like the assassin joke of “No one would know if I was there if I killed everyone.”

ProudLoneWolf

Their teacher has a distinct look of "What the hell happened to my life?"

Randy Healon

As someone that has spent up to an including 20 years practicing throwing knives...that is one hell of a miss Nat. ^^ LOL

Ordithus

These expressions!

KaiserDunk

Given how far off that one was (“Juuuust a little outside”), I have to wonder how much of a miss that really was.

Trenton Bushnell

(Later that night) Human Spy: (hushed) "Jerry... JERRY!" Jerry: "*snrk* eh... whaa...?" HS: (hushed) "What the HELL was that?! 'Tree noises'?! What kind of tree goes 'tree noises' when stabbed by a throwing knife?! You almost blew our cover!" Jerry: (hushed) "I panicked! It hurt! I had to think of something!" HS: (hushed) "Then next time, shake a branch, make a rustling noise, I don't care! Just don't outright say 'TREE NOISES'!" Patrolling Wolf 1: "Those trees have been arguing for the past few minutes." Patrolling Wolf 2: "Ah, let em go for another hour or so, then we'll strike em."

eddi_TBH

Which ever thing he was aiming for, all he hit was backboard.

Wild Space Saga

Natani (to Keith) "... and that's why I ended up deciding to learn magic."

Nitarius

Congratulations Nat, you've just got your first kill as an assassin, even if it was just a tree.

Trenton Bushnell

Well that stunt just earned those two gift shop duty for the next week.

wayne sampson

Rule #185 kid: concentrate!.........Rule #186...... AIM!

wayne sampson

Yeah, and he's lucky to keep that arm. Other wise we've would've seen him with just one arm 🤣🤣🤣

RivCA

Wait, is this before, or after the encounter with the necro-wolf? The reason is because before, Nat was just hiding the fact that she wasn't a dude. Following the incident with said wolf and the soul-sharing with Zen, he started experiencing powerful dysphoria over his condition.