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Nora's Used Cars (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-26 18:09:43
Imported:
2026-06
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Trace as a used car salesman, suggested by Sormostrel!

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silver dragonia

I would have my doubts the cars function properly knowing nora

Inu-Chan

The wacky waving inflatable wing-flailing tube Reni! ♡

Wilford B. Wolf

Nevermind the car, I want the Reni air dancer.

The Sexy Beast

Nora's got Trace hustling to make that side cash..

Spillthefire6

So what's the value of 199g? That like 2000 USD?

Roughlandin

The cheap, baggy suit. The giant belt buckle. The tie that's way too wide and short. The fixed, desperate smile. Trace has the full used car dealer package deal. XD Great job, Tom! Love the wacky waving Reni. Congrats, Sormostrel!

Broaster07

Wacky waving paw dragon in the background. Is there a magical undercoating option?

Spillthefire6

You know all these Nora's used car dealership suggestions make me want to see what exactly Bussiness lady Nora looks like.

The Sexy Beast

"You come on down today and buy a Nora's Used Car, and we'll throw in the gender swapping OR species transformation feature ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!" 🤣

AstroChaos

Can't sleep, Inflatable Reni will eat me

The Sexy Beast

Sansabelt polyester slacks and cowboy boots too.

Salodni Ikkis

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubedragon, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubedragon, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubedragon!

Wild Space Saga

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE RENI!!

Trollman906

I’ll take any run down heavy duty pick-up Trukk if ya got any. I don’t need no fancy things such as Working AC, Radio, or anything else nonessential to a car functioning. I need it for my war boars to pull it like a wagon.

AetherSprite224

Just when you thought there couldn't be a Trace more evil than Dark Lord Trace.

MrWho

Does that car hold together with magic? 🤣

InTheLionsDen

Magical warranty fully covered provided you purchase the extended mana coverage.

Andrew Copsey

Our warranty does not cover random or regular species and/or gender reassignment enchantments as added by our CEO. In signing you are giving your full permission to be at any time changed according to the whims of Dr. Agon Nora

Markius Fox

Hi! I'm Trace Legacy, Grand Templar and dragon appreciator for Nora's Used Car Warehouse and Wholesale! Thanks to a spell incantation error, I am overstocked on Mana infused used and abused cars, and I'm passing the savings on to YOUOUOUOUOUOU~!

Trenton Bushnell

Big Bill Hell's is really coming to mind, right now.

Freshmeat

WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING NORA!

cee

... but perpetually linked to each individual gear, so watch how you do your racing shifts ...

AetherSprite224

"IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID M*****F*****, YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSH*T! GUARANTEED!!!"

KaiserDunk

Hey, in Yakima, Washington there actually IS a Legacy auto dealership.

Inu-Chan

F$&% You Endinmere!

feralcat52

"Now this fine classic was owned by a little old Basitin lady who only drove it across the island on Sundays. And it can be yours for only 50 Gold down, and 50 Gold a week for 50 years!"

Travis9x

Because it's forced...and if you don't buy a car, you're gonna have a bad time. *Trace's left eye starts shining blue*

NakedSunFlower

I think Nora just wants to get rid of used cars that don't work at all. I'm interested in their price...

Richard V.

I know I can’t be the only one that wants to see that wacky inflatable arm flailing Nora animated. 😂

Mark Temple

*worker smashes a fly on the sign, making it look like a period* Mike, Evals, and the harem: "we'll take that one, for 1.99 G" "with the two gold trade in you're giving us for our old cars, you owe us a copper"

Hanatoro

Turns out, that granny is the Basitin Isle rally champion and this was the banger she used in the weekly rally meets.

feralcat52

Basitin version of the "Little old lady from Pasadena"? ("parked in her rickety old garage, is a brand-new, shiny red, Super Stock Dodge")

SophieTRat-Skunk

That’s Reni, not Nora… … otherwise, exactly my thoughts!

Kaija (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-07 15:00 Trace as a used car salesman is quite cute >w>
2023-03-29 19:39 Trace as a used car salesman is quite cute >w>

Trace as a used car salesman is quite cute >w>

ijuinkun

50 a week for 50 years? That's about 130 thousand Gold!

ijuinkun

Kudos for the Muppet Movie reference.

feralcat52

Exactly! "It's just the standard contract. Don't worry about reading it, just sign it."