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Daniels & Therie hire Red to organize a gender reveal party for their kid, he detonates the moon in either a pink or blue explosion, revealing the child's gender, suggested by Baconcopter!

Don't know how Red pulled that off... and he may have accidentally used both colors. Guess they'll have to do it over.

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Beck Carmine

How... Did he blow up... The MOON!?

Zack Wyndbain

Why the moon Red could have chosen something.. less impactful on the the planet

AlaricLives87

In a plot twist, Red ended up saving the world because the moon was set to fall and crush the earth in three days because of some stupid kid in a creepy mask

AstroChaos

It'll be fiiiine... damn thing was hollow anyways

Spillthefire6

*Red isn't the brightest tool in the library, but give him a task and he does his best...hopefully Someone can fix this particular "best". At least the raining chunks of pink/blue moon will be pretty.

silver dragonia

who is it in the mask on the upper right saying you WTF? and i also wonder why red blew up the moon than using the magic he has to make some firework fly up to go boom instead is it becouse he's a dumb dumb?

InTheLionsDen

Meteorites of sticky melted cheese will be falling everywhere.

JasonAW3

As a gender reveal? Maybe it's twins?

ThirdKind

Masks: "First that damn white dragoness and now the humans! Stop breaking my toys!"

VGR

Mirrors.

Kodalynx

Could be nonbinary! I don't think the world's going to do too well without lunar tides now though...

mathieu meissel

Maybe they got twins with both gender and he announce it to them that way?

KaiserDunk

Well, that’s one way to ‘Shoot the moon’…

Trenton Bushnell

Great, just great. There isn't even an Astral Gate on the moon, and yet, Red managed to recreate the Astral Gate Accident.

Wild Space Saga

Good. Someone needed to turn that damn thing off. I'm trying to sleep here!

JasonAW3

No worries... Nora will have it fixed by morning...

JasonAW3

I think she's already doing that...

JasonAW3

" Heh! Ain't illusion magic great?!?"

Sir Reginald Lee IV

Dammit Red! You had one job! Yeah, it could be twins like everyone is supposing, or nonbinary which would be even cooler. But Red being inept is just the joke that never dies.

IvyReed

I know how he did it, Red spoke his true name, vaporizing all who heard him directly and with its mighty majesty it wrought a moon explosion gender reveal.

Assul Belar

The tides wouldn't be affected, unless the moon debris turns into a ring

eddi_TBH

Anything worth doing well, is worth overdoing better.

tamtheotter

She's a tiger so can't she have a whole litter

E Ranger

Just makes me laugh. Thanks!

wayne sampson

Welp. Thanks to red, the whole world is now officially f***ed up. Congratulations Red, you killed us all *slow clapping* 👏 👏👏

Silent Thunder

Love the Mask going “Yo, WTF! What did you do?! This is my playground you’re messing with!”

Onyx Dragon 388

I love the idea that this kind of thing happens often and the mask is just fed up with red

Trollman906

Random Smiling Mask Seller:“They would have met a terrible fate.”

Trollman906

Don’t worry I know a guy with a magic flute that can send himself 3 Days back in time to save almost save everything and everyone.

Glenn Sellers

Although I believe the normal litter is 2 to 4. Mama doesn't normally let daddy stick around any longer than that. LOL.

RivCA

The Masks are this particular world's overarching deities slash meddlesome greater powers. As for which one, it looks like it could be Ephemural, but the scarring is mirrored, so I could be wrong

wayne sampson

It would be funny if the mask just turns him into something really ridiculous like a tree or something.

Went Brown

Im more focused on the Tigress's butt and tail

Jordan Dean Ezekude

I think Red did worse something than that. I think he just pissed on the moon.

Muddypaws

Fraternal twins!!!

mindustry

they can't and are just losing their minds

Rook Prime

Coming back to this after recent revelations in the story involving the masks, this is about a hundred times funnier. Red's a Nora-level threat that's even crazier and probably even harder to stop.