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Terrible Maids (Patreon)

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2023-07-05 16:00:05
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2026-06
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Sequel to Pick Your Maid but instead these ones aren't any good at all! Suggested by Aethersprite224!

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silver dragonia

i wouldn't want clovis to be my maid and i would happily give brutus a great amount of tip becouse of how lovely he is and maybe i'd also point out where he lost the paper

ThirdKind

Careful Clovis I will take it out on your ass...if I live😐

Roarschach

"The safety of your meal depends on your generocity" That's harsh, but completely in character, lol

SophieTRat-Skunk

I’d actually walk to the kitchen with Brutus to make sure my order got there correctly! (Still a better option than Clovis!)

Spillthefire6

What would be a feminine name for Brutus? Bruta? Brutina?

Thisguy

And this is why my favorite dopy villain side character is Kronk. Not only will he not get your order wrong, he'll actually step in and cook it when the chef quits.

Spillthefire6

Clovis: I don't get it Brutina...even when I make it clear these fools should tip me well or face my wrath ,they still fail to tip appropriately to my status...Its like they want me to spit in their food... Brutina: I don't know Boss. They have been pretty good to me. Even when I spilled that Larger of mead on my uniform and got it all soaked, they still gave me a hefty tip...Maybe you need to try a different shift?

Rex the Raccoon

I do adore your idea as well! I do wonder why Kathrin would hire someone like Clovis, but then I thought that some patrons would love a bad girl. But I got Brutus’ appeal immediately!

Glenn Sellers

Darn it! You beat me to it. Only I was going to say, "Brunhilde".

Glenn Sellers

Well, if what I saw on a TV show is correct, TIP is the abbreviation for "To Insure Promptness". Perhaps that's what Clovis is referring to.

SophieTRat-Skunk

I’m torn between Kronk and Iago from Aladdin… but for *very* different reasons!

Raventail

I hope we get to see more femBrutus soon. 😍

Ordithus

The order! Is Brutus the kind of... gal to appreciate the help, or slap you ded for touchy? Clovis has an appeal, femme fatale Fun sketch, they are so different

Thisguy

With all the gender shenanigans here, it amuses me to think that the cafe has a gender switch machine, and the guys go into work, switch to female to work, then switch back to male afterwards to go home. Thereby allowing the maid cafe to maintain a female only server staff, while also being equal opportunity. And one of the employment benefits is occasional off work usage of the machine.

eddi_TBH

Still evil vs still lovable.

Onyx Dragon 388

I used to work with someone like Clovis that would ignore a table if they wanted anything unless tip was promised. She worked there for 6 months because of a hiring problem. And from what I was told she was a spoiled brat with a rich dad. But I never confirmed.

Onyx Dragon 388

Toxic waste water is still pretty. All colorful

Onyx Dragon 388

Clovis would probably end up with the tips either way sadly

Onyx Dragon 388

Same ,and I’m fire proof so bring it on Clovis

Onyx Dragon 388

I’d walk back to the kitchen and drown Clovis in a bowl of soup. You don’t threaten a man’s food

Onyx Dragon 388

The tip was for the wet T-shirt contest.😂

Onyx Dragon 388

No he’s going to poison you if you don’t tip

KaiserDunk

Sounds like some of the Entitled People stories on the subReddits.

Thisguy

Nora, or Templar Technologies.

silver dragonia

maybe so but i believe brutus would get more tips and bigger ones becouse of how helpful he's trying to be and how accident prone he is

Idran

what you saw was wrong, "to tip" meant "to give a small present of money" as far back as the early 17th century, which itself came from thieves' cant for "to give" or "to hand over"; it evolved into "to give a gratuity for service" in the early 18th century when tips shifted from something you gave your personal servants to something you gave service workers just as a rule of thumb, if someone tells you a word that was around before the 1930s came from an initialism or acronym, that's almost definitely wrong because that wasn't really a common thing that long ago; pretty much the only real exception to that is "OK"

SophieTRat-Skunk

I would have thought that should be “To *Ensure* Promptness”… (at least over here in England), but then “TEP” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well as “TIP” does…

Glenn Sellers

True. And, now that you mention it, you're right. Like I said, it was what I saw on a TV show.

Glenn Sellers

As I said, I never stated that it was absolutely correct. I can't swear how long ago it was supposed to have started but, I want to say that the show said it was in the middle to late 18th Century.

Adamas

Ugh I'm surprised she lasted that long.

Rick K

I’d definitely prefer to be waited on by Brutina. Any adverse outcomes would be minor, and totally unintentional. Plus, a 50% chance that everything worked right. For any unruly customers who might wander in, I’d employ Clovinia as a bouncer, disguised as a waitress. She could threaten customers for tips as part of her schtick, but not hint that food safety depended on their decision. Anybody coming in looking for trouble would find out that she’s the specialty of the house.

Onyx Dragon 388

The manager was afraid of paperwork and we were already low on staff

IvyReed

Brutus isn't a "bad" maid, its just some people pay extra for that kind of service and she can't reign it in for low payers.

Amelica

How about Barbara.😉