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Adult Store (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-05 07:17:06
Edited:
2024-03-05 07:22:29
Imported:
2026-06
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The modern trio accidentally walk into an adult store, suggested by Hunter117x. They'd better get out of there before someone ropes them up... in a timeshare!

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c0der23

Not the Business Decision Shape Market!

Blackjack

LOL this deserves an award of some kind.

KiTA

Is it Traval Thermos or Travel Thermos? Or am I missing a joke?

luckmans2

I was expecting a different type of adult store, this doesn't disappoint

ChampionOfBagels

Only twenty cents for a travel thermos?? I envy their economy.

OmniLegend

entering a store as a kid: i need an adult. entering a store as an adult: I *am* an adult. we waited years for that payoff, TeamFourStar!!!

coredumperror

This is so totally absurd and I love it. The BDSM poster is the best.

Wesley Farber

I wish we had these kind of stores in real life.

TeraKat

XD This is amazing!!!!

Markius Fox

That's a misprint, it's a Travel Thanos.

The Sexy Beast

AbKat has made an appearance, someone notify Teddy. 😏

Saberbeam

Laura looking around and wondering where all the stuff for tying people up is... for business purposes of course... no not like that, perfectly normal and non-kinky business purposes 😇

Cliff Warden

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get the joke.

Iago24

Is that Iris as the store clerk?

KiTA

LOL he fixed it. Sneaky Tom!

Keimori

the puns!

HanLan

I am not afraid of many things, but investing into real estate? It scares me the most.

eddi_TBH

Never been in one. I'd still be a Toys 'r Us kid if they hadn't closed.

Ezekiel S. Miles

they just gotta head to the back of the store like its a Spencers

Glenn Sellers

LOL. I love it especially the bored clerk. I think Laura's reaction is the best I've seen in a while.

silver dragonia

i do wonder how they accidentally walked into an adult store like this isn't there a sign outside suggesting what store it is? unless it is misleading but what a fun experience nonetheless

Clover Kismet

Yes, the tags confirm your excellent observation skillz. 👍

BeautyAndTheBeef

Love how the first letters of "Business Decisions Shape Markets" are bold and spells "BDSM"

Salodni Ikkis

"Yes, I would like to buy one adult, please"

SCD

Laura: I’M TOO YOUNG TOO BE OLD!!! (She runs out of the store) Iris: What’s with her? Kathrin: I don’t know. Willow: She gets weird like that. Iris: Oh.

TrueWolves

Love the twist on the fanservice bait request. Love the easter egg in the books to make it even more obvious.

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ngl might wanna check in the back...

Michael Weskamp

Can i interest you in an extended car warranty?

Kyle Cope

Not was I was expecting but funnier

HanLan

That’s definitely not what the suggester had in mind

Trenton Bushnell

Wait a minute... How much for a thermos?! I'm raiding that entire shelf, and no one can stop me.

feralcat52

Not what I was expecting from the title, but pretty funny just the same.

Ebin Shumate

Considering that G is literal gold coins, I don’t think that it’s quite as good a deal as you think

Ebin Shumate

Pretty sure that’s 20G since that’s the currency that the modern day AU uses

Trenton Bushnell

Oh, I thought that was the cent symbol. I was thinking "twenty cents per thermos? Sign me up!"

7ThShade

401k, not 40k

Thomas Fischbach

It is indeed in cents. I've been playing around with the conversion rates between real dollars and the currency in the modern AU setting. Right now I like having it be 1/100 of real world money, so something that costs 20 dollars is about 20 cents in their world.

JasonAW3

I suspect that the requester MIGHT have had a different type of 'Adult Store' in mind... 😋😆

DarthKeidran

I died laughing when I saw what Tom did with the suggestion. I didn’t foresee this at all, And thought he would have to use convenient censorship a lot, but this is totally on par with what I should’ve expected

JasonAW3

I WISH that was the actual conversion rate in real life..!

Travis9x

*whispers* "It's free real-estate..." 😏

JasonAW3

Well, at least the tigress is kinda hot..!

Xenow Reborn

Tom threw a Curveball with this one and that makes it even better!

Hogan

Phrasing suggestions for Tom is like making a wish to a DM... it has to be worded carefully! XD Still, love this take... run girls! run! Adult things are boring!

Randy Healon

The BDSM pun won this for me ^^ great work Tom

wayne sampson

That tiger looks like flora's sister

Xhan

What about an extended horse warranty.

ijuinkun

So, 20 cents is 20/100 of 1G?

MR, ABYSS

Nice. Never bin to one but I have bin to 7/11 and other places like that, I like the chill vibe there.

Ordithus

Iris! A rare tiger.

Torrom

I fell for it

Llethander

Haha, completely subverted every one of my expectations. xD

Şaaruuk

She most certainly is. And unless I miss my guess, looking primarily at her hairstyle, as well as her figure, I'd say she's meant as a complimentary ref to a skunk/tiger hybrid named *Zig Zag*

Muddypaws

Not exactly what I expected an adult store to be in this universe.

eddi_TBH

Expect the unexpected, even the Spanish Inquisition, when Tom starts smiling as he draws.

Sir Reginald Lee IV

Is it just me, or do Kat and Willow in particular both seem a bit more... modest in this sketch? Particularly in the chest department?

Fort Master

I'm sorry, A thermos for 20 cents?!?! I'll take your entire stock!!

SCP993

We've been duped! Bamboozled! Smeckledorfed!

Jordan Dean Ezekude

Somehow, this premise reminds me of that one scene during the first episode of Bottom. It briefly shows the interior of an adult store too.

Darwinskeeper

Yes, they do a little less endowed in this picture.

Glenn Sellers

Yeah, but I'm more surprised by Iris being clothed. I might not have recognized her if I hadn't seen the "Iris" tag.