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Canti

If it wasn’t because of wet cement, then why didn’t she leave paw prints on the rest of the sidewalk? Also, I see your Garfield reference with that “I hate Mondays” coming from a heavy orange catgirl, lol

Bingo Goat

hates mondays so hard, she put one legging on and reached "fuck it" point immediately.

Bingo Goat

tiles. see how they're cracked? that's not from age

Canti

I didn’t say it was age

Fan of a fan

Good eye. I didn't notice it the first time.

LittleDog

BIG Girl ^^ Love it

Shyster (edited)

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2026-10-28 02:00 Yo momma so fat, the last time she tried to wear high heels she stuck oil.
2026-10-24 16:29 Yo momma so fat, the last time she tried to wear high heels she struck oil.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she tried to wear high heels she struck oil.

Jack Miller

OMG that is hilarious 😂

SirFoneman

Holy heavy queen! Guys I think I'm in love.

Halcyon

That makes sense. I thought it was a knee brace.

Bingo Goat

then the only other explaination left is "for the bit"