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Incident Elements:

·        Alexander J Newall.

·        Harsh Language

·        Sexual Innuendo

 

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Created by Jonathan Sims and Alexander J Newall  Directed by Alexander J NewallWritten by Jonathan SimsScript Edited with additional material by Alexander J Newall

Executive Producers April Sumner, Alexander J Newall, Jonathan Sims, Dani McDonough, Linn Ci, and Samantha F.G. Hamilton Associate Producers Jordan L. Hawk, Taylor Michaels, Nicole Perlman, Cetius d’Raven, and Megan Nice Produced by April Sumner

  

Featuring (in order of appearance) Billie Hindle as Alice DyerShahan Hamza as Samama KhalidRyan Hopevere-Anderson as Colin Becher

Dialogue Editor – Nico VetteseSound Designer – Tessa VroomMastering Editor - Catherine Rinella

 Freesound: JohnsonBrandEditing, scotthopkins // Music Credit: CC-by-4.0 - 'Childhood' by Scott Buckley - www.scottbuckley.com.au

Art by April Sumner  

 

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Aryn Jae

I think the dialogue at the beginning may be more disturbing than literally anything that has ever been in Magnus.

Ace

“Incident Elements: Alexander J Newall.”

Violet

I just spat Pepsi all over my windscreen at that intro thanks Alex

frankie

i feel ill this intro is so fucking funny

Seal

Colin being divorced twice is perfect characterization.

Griffin Eli

sorry alex just said the words uwu and twink with his mouth

superandiness

Colin being anti-crypto bro was not on my bingo card but honestly what a king

Zoëjo

This whole episode was hilarious, especially that intro omgggg 😂😂 Also I would loveee to be able to listen to that piano instrumental as it is bc it's so beautiful!!

Violet

That was fucking phenomenal

NedTheJellyBean

"MmMm, yum :)" I love you guys. Please never say that again.

Catherine Rinella

Next time I'm going to encourage Alex to make it worse, just to see how far we can take this

Antagonistic Cas

I forgot how PAINFUL the intros to these are

Billie Hindle (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 23:00 I had no idea Alex was gonna do that and I feel physically ill.
2024-10-01 15:25

Antagonistic Cas

I was around for the other fluff episodes, I should have known what was coming...

Erica

No amount of CWs could have prepared me for Alex

Fernie

Oh he likes men

Luca

That intro was erm… something

Anthony&

I am in TEARS

Heather MacKenzie

That intro! I love you Alex. ❤️ This was a great episode. So nice to hear from Colin one last time. And now Sam has a story about worst ex girlfriend ever!

Anthony&

why is this cracking me up so bad

galaxysballad

HELPPPPPPP the intro was everything

galaxysballad

ALEX UNDER INCIDENT ELEMENTS IM CACKLING

Gabe Neil

Alex's intro was perhaps the most terrifying thing he has ever done.

Ian Mak

IPA - Hipster piss. 🤣

Trisidael

The fluff episodes are some of my favorites just for Alex’s increasingly unhinged introductions alone. This one did not disappoint. 😂

SquidGoZoomy

this is the first fluff episode i’ve listened to- why on gods green earth was the intro so unhinged

Os

After a good meal of eating the rich, don't forget to take time for yourself, friends! 😊

Astraeus

Okay, but what ended Colin’s second marriage? 😂

Trajan Miller

God, I thought Bonzo was bad. Your husband turning into a crypto bro is far worse

Mother of Ferrets

I stand by my comment on the Twitch chat, the true horror is Alex's fluff intros & this does not disappoint! 🙃

Sugar-Brown

Why did I think it would be about Colin and Alice going to a fishing trip together?

MarlaBothBothIsGood

BISEXUAL BITCHING WIIII SHOWING US MORE COLIN NOW SHOULD BE CONSIDERED EMOTIONAL TERRORISM

Valerie Kaplan

Pfffft, the intro tone extends to the credits…

Anthony&

i felt like it escalated, in the credits i felt like his voice was about to break any second lmao

PossiblyEden

'Plenty of fish in the sea'. Yes Alice, like a Traumatised, Power-Hungry Rich Girl :3c

Blue Cat

Of all the things that could have happened in this, the one I was least prepared for was ASMR voice Alexander J Newall

Ro is Reading

In memoriam 😔 (The bowler hat who else)

mich

the intro and outro were....kinda really horrifying....but....the things we just learned about alice , colin and sam but especially alice and colin have me SCREAMING !!!!!!

Paula

This was INCREDIBLE, thank you for feeding us content goblins. Love u Colin and ur terrible choice in spouses 💜

Local_Lavender

That intro alone was absolute gold😂 I really enjoyed the episode as well!

Ecchima

the intro was perfect, the episode was great but the last hummm yumm was horrifying lmao

Alatus Dusted Beast

The intro-- gahh I was trying so hard not to cackle at the beginning of my shift, horrible! (/j I love every second of this episode ^^)

Kelly

Eating the rich is important, but so is self care.

Jacki Dreher

I listened to this on my break at work and SCREAMED AND CACKLED at Alex’s intro and outro. OMG! And his mmmmm yum was awful! JUST AWFUL! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jackdaw

me listening like UM RQ THIS MAY TECHNICALLY BE HORROR FREE, BUT IS IT ACTUALLY IN THE FACE OF THE MAIN PLOT RN.......

Isabel Townsend

That intro made this the most terrifying TMP ep yet

Jess Noe

I NEED FAN ART OF THE AMAZON BASIC GUILLOTINE. I'm making everyone I know listen to this and that particular phrase is *resonating*

EarthboundSatyr

Question - OGoA is raising funding for disaster relief efforts in their home region, and I know they're part of the RQ Network. Do you have any intention of promoting their fundraising efforts?

Gareth Green

As a rich person, I live in fear of being eaten.

KilaNova

does sam have the worse breakup now?

KitCat3

Life hack: eat the rich WHILE listening to fluff

dryptid

yoooo Alice's ex-gf AMY who stabbed luke because she thought he was an IMPOSTER? a nod to MAG03 if ive ever heard one

Alexandra DeCarlo

This is great. Makes the death of Colin hit harder. Sam will never be able to tell him about his new ex horror story

Lux

Can we discuss how the whole team seems to be loving whoever they want. For better or for worse. I love Colin and hope he isn’t dead

Pippa

I'm blaming you I think he took that as a challenge 💀

Haven

Seeing "incident elements:Alexander j newell": oh hehe hehe a funny ha-ha joke 20 seconds into the intro: oh no

Tama Connatser

I absolutely need "Eating the rich is important, but so is self care" on a shirt.

Schiwalker

Alex this is my first fluff episode and, ngl, the beginning threw me more than the worst meat monster 😬

Ela_Kal

The unhinged soft voice Alex intros never disappoint 😂please don't ever change.

CJ Briggs

Alex you cannot keep doing this (please keep doing this)