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MAG 97 - We All Ignore The Pit (Patreon)

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2018-03-14 00:00:01
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#0090303

Statement of Jackson Ellis, regarding the geographical oddities in the town of Bucoda, Washington. Original statement given 3rd March 2009.

Content Warnings for this episode are at the end of the show notes.

Thanks to this week's Patrons: Dania Gross, Christine Labrie, Anne Ackermann-Carter, Coco, Joshua Pittman, Gary A Bonilla, Lawrence Taylor, Bradley Beth, Saumya Sankhavaram, Techorb

Edited by Elizabeth Moffatt, Brock Winstead & Alexander J Newall.

The Archivist is played by Jonathan Sims, Nikola Orsinov is played by Jessica Law.

Sound effects for this episode provided by engreitz, cgeffex, poorenglishjuggler, fillsoko, sturmankin, idalize & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Content Warning for:

  • Claustrophobia
  • Mind-control
  • Earthquake
  • Body horror

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Comments

A.L. Hade

I loved this one! Probably the scariest statement you've done in a while, and the introduction of Nikola was phenomenal. She wasn't at all what I was expecting, in the best way possible.

Alexandra Krzoska

Oohhooh, nice one! And very intriguing to hear more and more people from the Mechanisms. A really fitting choice here too.

Kaitlin Conner

This is the first episode that gave me an actual audible reaction in the form of a noooooooo with the arm getting stuck and the....thing inside the hole.

Wren Griffin-Harrigan

Jon, seriously, you work at the Magnus Institute and you don't see an opening to a horror film waiting to happen? For shame, Archivist. For shame. Plus akdkakak moment, well done, where I actually gagged at the thing in the Pit. Well done, friends.

Phillip Goodboy

I work in Olympia so this hit close to home. Is the town Pagoda or Dakota? I listened a few times but I couldn't discern the name. Castle Rock is to the south towards Portland, about 3/4s of the way betwixt Olympia and Portland... I know western Washington like the back of my hand (boon of being a street sweeper) but there are numerous hidden towns that you will never find unless you get lost and then you can never find them again

Michelle Dallas

I live and work in Seattle and was excited that your story has reached our dreary PNW backdrop! I used to regularly take a Greyhound from Seattle through Olympia, Chehalis (Che-hey-liss) and various other small, Washington logging towns on my way to Portland to visit an old boyfriend. Some of those towns we would pass through were very much as you described. Well done! Although, I would say that our most pervasive monster is all of the green moss that grows everywhere--our sidewalks, our streets...it creeps up the sides of buildings and can even be found on top of our cars!

Madeline H

I've finally caught up with audio from this YouTube Short that featured Nikola's voice at the end!! I'm a few years late now but so happy I encountered that video and was introduced to the Magnus Archives :)

Grace 'Gengar' Soria

Not gonna lie, when Nicolla said "don't worry, I used all the bits!" I actually laughed way harder than I should've.

Rurrie

well what do you expect when you literally name a town "mouth"

RedCanary

We finna ignore the pit 💜

Rurrie

WHAT IS MY METAPHORICAL PIT?!

Crossbonesz

The episode that started it all for me! A sound on TikTok used the voice lines from Nikola and I looked up what it was from and ended up getting hooked on this podcast!