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Welcome to the first entry to be released from our recent Patreon-exclusive writing competition where we sought your ideas on a more light-hearted scene from life at The Magnus Institute and the Archives. And you all certainly delivered in spades.

Congratulations to Jack Beckwith! Their winning entry - Epiphany - is the first of the five winners we're bringing you, with the rest to be released in coming months. We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed producing it. Alex, in particular, had a lot of fun with this. As you'll no doubt hear...

Featuring:
- Alexander J Newall as Martin Blackwood
- Mike LeBeau as Tim Stoker
- Jonathan Sims as The Archivist

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Nicole Stevenson

i CANNOT with this opening Alex you absolute monster

Hayley Phoenix

5 winners? Was there more than the two writing contests? Or are there multiple winners for each of the two entries?

ieatahottchip

I was not prepared for this degree of second-hand embarrassment (or such intensity of urge to punch Alexander J Newell™)

Heather Nichols

“Dance card’s open” XD this was absolutely brilliant! And yes the opening was also lovely~

Jo

I need to know how many attempts it took for Alex to do the opening without cracking up

Egg

tim my baby.....back at it again

LainyJP

Snort laughing at my desk...my office mates are staring.

Isabelle

THIS WAS SO GOOD!!! The intro and outro just by themselves made me die inside. But in a funny way. And the actual script??? All the kudos and love to Jack, who wrote the character voices exceptionally

Gilligan Mungus

Tim!!! I’ve missed him so much! This was lovely and entirely worth being late for work.

bittercape

On my fourth listen and the finger guns just send me every time

lare

thank you for my life, but also kinda for killing me i guess??

Tall Kat

The finger guns are killing me. I'm dying, this is hilarious.

ray brantley

oh my god. oh my *god*. this is such a delight, I'm dying.

Erin Jade Raven

I had prepared myself to be killed by the season 5 horrors, I was not prepared to be murdered by such cuteness and hilarity. Thank you for this 🙏

Dani Urbina

I'm listening to this in public and DYING! it's so lovely and hilarious and just ajdjsjagdkdjbs. Fluff sends me into giggling fits and flailing and I regret nothing Bless all of the people that made this possible, thank you for my life

Dani Urbina

The credits, I just cannot handle them I'm fnskakbdbdkflgnf

Karin Hammarsten

this is SO GOOD...... my heart....... the poetry!!!! tim!!!!

LainieBarbarian

Oh this was the best way to start my morning! Tim gave me LIFE!!! The "pew pew"! I cannot wait to relisten to all the fluff when season 5 kills me

Phoenix

So fluffy, but also right in the TIm feels. KUDOS Jack and the RQ Team!

logan austin

this is absolutely precious and i loved every second!

NotAVandyGirl

OMG this is too hilarious and cute. Tim is the best and worst wingman. Poor David, no one will ever love him and his terrible fashion

elizabeth p.

oh dear lord, that opening... Alex i can't even. This was lovely and fluffy and so very perfect!! Congrats to Jack Beckwith!!

NotAVandyGirl

And first season John, he sounds so cross!

screechfox

i want "part-time nightmare merchant and full-time sweetheart" on a t-shirt

Valeri Schwager

Nearly choked on my lunch oh my god!! 😂😂 Tim's interrogation and finger guns are absolute perfection. I am eagerly looking forward to hearing more of this new intro too.

Jax

I'm.... my heart..... I miss..... I am Afraid.

brk5239

The "normal people knock!" part had me crying!!

Kitkat

You have to know I joined the patron for this and it was 100% worth it

Grace Tallman

this is what i joined the patreon for. worth it

Gabriel Wolfe

That intro SENT ME. True quality, had me dying!!!

Gilligan Mungus

Exactly! This is going to be such a salve when Season 5 rips our hearts out...which I’m totally looking forward to.

Arcturus

I feel so shaded by the intro. YEAH things are a BIT ROUGH right now, what of it???????

Mo Quirk

My crops are thriving

Paula Salkeld

I have never been so happy to wait till I was in the house to listen to something . Snort laughed so hard the cat shot out the room when I scared him . All i can imagine now is tim with his little dance card on a retractable key chain...

RubyDian

Everything I wanted out of a release on THIS DAY

K. C. Millheiser

Crying laughing. Literally weeping from laughing so hard.

Jacc

I've listened to it three times already. That 'pew pew never gets old.

Fitzlet

How much sarcasm can one person fit into an intro? Dear Lord.

stardustphilosophy

i absolutely loved this. thank you so much! I'm still covering my face because it was so cute

Iz McAnder

I literally just became an RQ patron because I heard a brief clip of "nOrMaL PeOpLe kNoCk TiM" and boy was i not disappointed

Max

Tim doing finger guns and “pew pew” is the goofy bisexual representation I need in more media tbh

Anne Eilertsen

They decided on five winners for the fluff writing competition, because there were so many good entries. 😁

connanro

"i believe i've made my case for being entitled to worry, martin" gets me EVERY TIME

Sam Lueke

oh MAN they. really just did that to me huh. this is the entire reason i became a patron and i am not disappointed. thank you jack for my life

Shannon Callahan

Alex, your openings are *chef's kiss* Ahhhhh, Tim pre-archive trauma (mostly) was beautiful and excruciating. Finger guns made up for it though (I wonder how many entries had them?) Also, yes for encouraging assertive Martin.

Max

“things are a bit rough right now” I WONDER WHOSE FAULT THAT MIGHT BE, ALEXANDER

Rusty Quill

Who says it's sarcasm? Alex can be sincere... well, I *think* he can be sincere. Let's say he can play sincere :P

Madeline Knight

This is fantastic but it reminded me of how much of a jerk s1 Jon is

shrugsinchinese

Ah, yes, the sixteenth fear: Alex, full time sweetheart

Rebecca Dupont

The music to go with Martin's poetry, hilariously perfect

Rudy Urroz

This was muy excelente. 🥰

Cece Henry

I hope this gives me the strength to get up to date I’m stuck at 154 😢 but now I just miss Tim

Seren Mist

tell me why im LITERALLY in tears...........my soft heart can't handle this yearning

Chloe Chavarria

Tim voice oh wait what if the crush is on me......... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Saphron

Goddamn Alex that opening.

Maya Peretz

this is so perfect in every way... i’m dead and this both resuscitated me and then killed me again...

V as in Victor

Was that... audio finger guns? It was, wasn't it?

Courtney Kelly

I only just joined the Patreon and I'm so mad I missed the chance to enter this contest. This was perfect in every way.

faeyoli

I don't know when I last laughed this much. Definitely needed this :D

Mothmom

I think we all needed this

kogla

just amazing ❤ I absolutely obsessed with Tim... and Martin with " Notmal people Knock !! " 🤣

Sage

Blessed content

Bergs

is it safe to assume that this is canon?

EmZeez

Oh man this intro in a post 'rona world is something. Alexalgon, take me away

Another_Maxx

5:15-5:25 was done perfectly, that's all I have to say.

Rebecca Rain

That was pretty darn fluffy <3

Mage

Flustered Martin gives me hope and Jon was So Damn Oblivious

deeeeeeeeee

PEW PEW 😭 TIIIIIIIM you saucy bugger. I miss season one Tim. I reeeeeeally wish there was Tim and Jon in the same room with Martin 👀

charlie

a bit peaky 😂