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Episode 69 - Posturing and Proliferation

Alisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.

Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.

Content Warning for:

Bullying/taunting

Alcohol & alcoholism

Body modification

Threats of violence

Panicking

Discussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depression

Mentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.

SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire

Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder, Jorge García, Emily Krichmar, Dyon Puts, i think ur pretty cool, Autumn Seel-Baker, Clara Rigual Munoz, rainy j, potpourri, Chloe, Μυρτώ Απλαντή, Brian Sullivan, Варя Бородина, Iwona Gajór, & Ásgerður Ósk.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Jester

nice

GugTheGoose

May the road rise to meet you May the wind be ever at your back May the sun shine warm upon your face And the rain fall soft upon your fields And until we meet again, may God hold you Ever in the palm of his hand (for anyone wondering about the 'special thanks' section- it's a trad Irish blessing, apparently poorly translated from the Gaelic)

emily

nice

Jack Bird

I'm glad that David 7 isn't existential depression constantly anymore. Also, is David going to enlist Bathin Galactonium to help them overthrow the Board? Also, nice

Quinn

Nice

Liz M

Galactonium 🥺 (Nice)

Alexandra DeCarlo

I can never un-know about the gill armpits XD also removable heads

NULL

nice

Luba

nice

cecil

nice

Eyas

Nice

L. E.

nice

Hollow

nice also 👀👀👀

Ari

I got to sing a version of this in childrens choir so it's really sweet that's what they used to thank me for the brief

Billy Smith

I’m not original. Nice