STL Early Access Bonus: Instrumentastrophes #1 (Patreon)

This week's Stellar Firma release, 'David's Fact Corner #1' was originally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Here is a link: https://bit.ly/3gVS2W1 

Meanwhile, we bring our Early Access Patrons some previously unheard audio of the band inside Trexel's head...

Improvised Vocals originally from STL 54 - Unions and Unstable Ideology.

Content warnings:

Alcohol and Alcoholism

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Lyrics

TREXEL: [singing] Ohhhhh…

Barman pass me a pint or two,

It's time to see just what you can do. [DAVID: Trexel—]

Get ‘em down you, get ‘em down you, push ‘em down [DAVID: Trexel!] your face.

Get ‘em down you, get ‘em down you, ‘cause you can't face [DAVID: Trexel!] 

The reality of the blackness of space,

So push a pint down your face! [duh-duh-luh-duh-duh-duh-duh]

Would you like a cocktail?

[with a chorus of Coin Friends] Yes, I would, yes I would!

Would you like a cocktail?

[with a chorus of Coin Friends] Yes, I would, yes I would!

Would you like a cocktail?

Should I? [Coin Friends: Yes!]

Should I? [Coin Friends: Yes!]

Yes I should! [Coin Friends: Yes!]

Yes I should! [Coin Friends: Yes!]

Yes I should! Yes I should!

Drinking, drinking [with Coin Friends chorus] with my friends, 

Drinking, drinking, [Coin Friend solo] never ends!

Because—

DAVID: [crosstalk] Trexel, if you don’t stop, I’m gonna push a pint down your face!

IMOGEN: [beep] I do not believe he would consider that a threat.

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Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. 

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

David 7: Ben Meredith

I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen Harris

Coin Friends: Katie Seaton

Musical arrangement and vocal re-edit: Katie Seaton

Episode Editing: Maddy Searle

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Theme Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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