[Knights] Instrumentastrophes #3 - The Mouse God Tithe Song (Patreon)

The band in Trexel's head is in a religious mood.

Original improvisation from STL 29 – Deities and Determination

Content Warnings:

Mentions of: emetophobia

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Music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvisation by Tim MeredithMastering by Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Trexel Geistman: Tim MeredithChorus of Coin Friends: Katie Seaton

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Lyrics

[bass, percussion, piano]

TREXEL [singing]:I want to kick: pay the kicking tithe,I want to stay alive,So I pay the Big Mouse God the kicking tithe,So I may live.

[tres, trumpets]

Pay the nauseous tithe!I want to stay alive,So I pay the vomiting nauseous tithe![speaking] Ooh, and it all just fits into the same rhyme scheme, David! [echoes]

[trumpets and percussion build]

[angelic choir vocalises – high-pitched, rhythmical]

[singing] Body transmogrification tithe,I transmogrify to stay alive,To become a mouse, a mouse and my god,Because I’ve got this hot mouse bod.

CHORUS OF COIN FRIENDSHot mouse bod! Praise that hot mouse bod!Hot mouse bod! Praise that hot mouse bod![repeats to the end]

[church bells, music builds as the coin friends and choir sing]

TREXEL (joining the others):Body Transmogrification Tithe!Body Transmogrification Tithe!Body Transmogrification Tithe!Body Transmogrification Tithe!I transmogrify to stay alive!