[Pin-Up] BE-Jeweled - August Patreon Pin-Up (Patreon)

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I can't believe I had to bring that clown along.

Yeah, when it comes down to busting heads and breaking knees she's an all-star, but I swear, this girl is gonna drive me insane. On the way to the top floor of Wayne Tower, she's already cracked seven windows, spray-painted six oil portraits, defaced two decorative fountains, and knocked over a shelf of authentic Ming vases. It's an absolute miracle that the guards haven't found us, and it's only a matter of time before the next shift finds the three that she clobbered in the parking garage. And the NOISE. She NEVER stops talking. It's non-stop questions like "What's your favorite animal," and "How many mints do ya think I can eat at once", as if we're college roommates instead of breaking into the most secure building in the city.

And yeah, I've caught her looking at my ass. It's not like she's being subtle about it either; every time I lean forward or crouch to pick a lock I can tell she has that irksome look on on face. At any rate, I've had it on good authority that the Wayne family has one helluva treasure locked in the top floor safe. I'm curious as to what treasures that billionaire has squirreled away, and I'm not going to let some bimbo clown ruin my payday.

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Here's this month's Patreon Pin-Up, suggested by losDeamons! It's not often that Catwoman and Harley work together, and the prospect of raiding Wayne Tower of it's treasures was too good of an opportunity to pass up. I hope you all enjoy this month's Pin-Up sequence, and I'll see you all soon!