[NTN] Measuring Up - Day 12 (Patreon)

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The absolute nerve! I was minding my own business getting ready for the match when Vendetta strutted in, parading herself around like an engorged peacock. I tried to ignore her, but she kept getting in my face and I couldn't help but want to put her in her place. I might have overestimated my own size though... we were almost the same length but she was nearly twice the girth. She laughed in my face and said that no wonder Overwatch needed Doomfist to take her down, their members always come up short. And she called me CUTE. That's it, there's no way I'm gonna let this wanna-be-champ blowhard out-size me. Keep those subs coming in, we're gonna pub-stomp that smirk right off her face.

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Day 12, and Vendetta seems to have been growing over the course of the month herself! At the moment she's a bit bigger than DVa, but given how last year went I'm not sure how much longer...