Attention new and potential patrons: (Patreon)

There are more tiers you can pledge to than $1, $4, and $7 - find and click the faint "Show more levels" button to see them. 

And please consider a larger pledge - not for my sake, but to help those poor scarecrows designing this website, for they *will* need all the help they can get on their quest to get a brain from the wizard.