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00:00:00 - hawk tuah i guess..

00:00:15 - slime has promoted X

00:01:55 - ludwigs order

00:03:29 - nicks look

00:04:58 - evil ludwig appears in QTs dream again

00:07:59 - slimes dream about ludwig

00:09:59 - aiden has been getting stabbed in his dreams

00:10:35 - ludwig had a dream about mang0 getting cancelled

00:11:07 - peeing on someone = cancelled

00:16:42 - aiden took over slimes job for Ludwig

00:21:24 - nicks local coffee spot got posted on TikTok

00:22:26 - nick was nervous to speak to (real?) kyle mooney

00:24:26 - aiden accidentally introduce himself to someone who looks like richard lewis

00:26:10 - slime bumps into john c. reilly

00:26:35 - the great debate: how do you begin an interaction with someone famous?

00:47:01 - slime leaves a lovely message to aiden

00:49:28 - aiden corrects the record for the scientology lady from last episode

00:50:21 - slimes new video

00:51:00 - slimes interviews

00:56:57 - sumo.gg

01:02:11 - paralympics table tennis

01:04:07 - thanks for watching!!

Comments

K Juan

Hearing the boys shit on Omnipong made me happy as a table tennis player that has to use that dogshit site.

Hbomb 621

The funny thing about not getting the "are you" is they had an episode where a guy didn't ask that and had a whole interaction with lud thinking he was soda

Ashethegoon

When Aiden said “and I have more friends than you” I think I heard 9 inches slapping the table

Crus

hawk go tuah the polls 🇺🇲

Ryan Wolff

Ah yes Aiden crashing out on his friends about potentially being wrong is big pp energy

Christina Fazio

This is my favorite primo other than Aiden solo lmao

Raven Neck 103

at 15:30, I am 2 pints of shiraz goon in, and feel so much higher than I have ever felt

Mickey

I know someone who mistook Keenan Thompson for Tracy Morgan. He hasn't fully recovered

Very__mild

Would love to see ConnorEatsPants on the pod

Max kitzmiller

Aiden was so right this episode it’s crazy

CeraVe

Aiden is so correct, it's crazy

Zion Blartt

slime and lud were sounding crazy lmao this is the first time where Aidan is actually right

Joshua Haskett

I would absolutely always ask if the person I was approaching was who I think they are, to make sure and because if they can’t be bothered it gives them an out

Rory üçer

As a Scottish person i think slime doing the trainspottong bit with his shitty Scottish accent was not cool and he should stop trying to do the accent

ImTotallyTeechy

idk guys, i think i may have to unsub after this one. Slime admitting he has never used Grok and not being challenged on it was highly concerning. Slime has said so many stories about him and Grok and its now hard for me to believe anything else on the show. Grok tuah

hayden boydston

I would be most excited to meet Aiden than any of these other guys

mey

every time they mention hawk tuah, i feel a year of my life chisel away

DaddyWarbucks

Why would slime calling it the everything app be a problem? Thats like saying the truth about flat earth is a mind virus

Joey Petruska

Loved this ep. Love the whole discussion on the social contract that is interacting with famous people. Luds whole pussy being out in those shorts was a little distracting but good ep

tyler hall

This was a diet croffle/mochie donut ep

Tony Lozano

I loved the animated segment, that should be the new norm

Morgan

I hate to admit it but Nick mogs Aiden HARD

sand

i can confirm i've started calling it x the everything app as a joke because of slime, i do regularly refer to it as twitter tho when speaking like a normal person

Morgan

When I walked by Nick in Artist Alley at TwitchCon 2023 I just said "Hey Nick, love the pod." and kept walking 😊

Subpar

MILKMAN MENTIONED

Pranav

honestly the argument flows in the most ridiculous way lol. like a weird goalpost moving flow chart

Zuulon

I will have you know that I bowled on one of the best college bowling teams in North America and you are 100% correct the ranking system was fucked to high heaven. (it never really mattered outside of recruiting but reasons given for the rankings were always garbage)

Jo Nobody

I saw Ludwig at Disneyland once and I was with a bunch a friends and as I was gonna go up and say hi but I realized QT and her family were there with him, so I didn't approach, idk if i was out and about with my gf and her fam, randos approaching for pics and stuff might slow down the fun so I missed my chance but I rather the guy I like to watch on yt is vibin and enjoying himself you know? ps: i posted this in his chat once and he called me a bitch obvi farming no hard feelings lol

Athena

Highly disappointed they’re not animated

Tyr

Dream Ludwig is so cool

xavier

nick looks so good wth

Kola

Just came from the main episode, Nick dear God play ds1 and let us know what's up 🤝

Brayden Carlo

I need Connereatspants on the pod

Dr4k

29:31 ludwig saying "im gay and a champion" is gonna be my ringtone

CJ Bingman

I could not possibly agree more with Aiden

CJ Bingman

it’s not a problem i see it as the acceptance of X as the branding which ppl have generally resisted since the change

Andrew

Archie editing in Ludwig's order was hard

camtap

Yo Nick you should peep the NZ clothing brand I Love Ugly, I think you'd fw their stuff :^)

Ieatboogers0

i never once called it the everything app before slime started saying it. theyre right its allslimes fault.

Joe F Mazurek

really wild that slime had a dream about getting in a car accident with ludwig in it and then a few days later ludwig gets in an accident

Kaleb DeMuth

how can ludwig go from saying fan interactions can feel like getting the pokemon card then say coming up just for a pic is fine. Like ????

Antonio Guerrero

The asking celebs bit was probably the most out of touch the yard has ever been. The reality is that no one, and I mean NO ONE, is thinking this far into it. The "are you" is just this subconscious way of speaking for most people. Means no more, or no less. Are you Ludwig? Yep. Cool good to meet you, pic/whatever, convo done.

Amelia Geneva

Watching the yard while doing my eyeliner adds +10 difficulty, almost ruined it laughing at slimes lud dream

Andy Hackett

Yeah it is a bit out of touch, but it's probably difficult not to become a bit out of touch when you become a bit famous. I do agree with the idea of respecting their time and only saying something you think is for their benefit. I even think asking for a picture would be too much because it's a bit too self-serving. I'd just be like "Are you X? Oh cool, I love your work, have a good day dude." If there was some particular album or movie or show I loved them in, I'd mention that too. But yeah expecting this specific verbage for figuring out if they are that person is kinda corny. Not everyone's brain or memory works the same anyway. Some people have difficulty remembering faces, whatever. As you said, it's not that deep, say whatever to make the introduction as long as you're not rude. Besides, if they are not actually that person, I don't see why they're saying it's awkward, you can 100% turn that into a funny interaction with the right response, and then just peace out.

Andy Hackett

Nah dude in my mind Aiden is almost always on the money in these arguments, except for the matcha donut/cronut argument, that was wild of him, won't lie.

Andy Hackett

I feel like Aiden would be the most excited to have the interaction. None of them seem like they wouldn't appreciate being told you like their work though.

Andy Hackett

Yeah you're 100% valid to crash out on someone when what they're saying is unhinged. Also to preface it, Slime had just told him "You're broken in the head" for saying that you can easily navigate out of an "Are you X?", "No I'm not" kind of interaction. I felt like I was taking crazy pills here. It is such a tiny deal if you say "Are you X?" and the person isn't. So easy to navigate that, I don't understand.

Cross Road

aiden is just so right people are saying "are you" to try to just minimize the awkwardness of an interaction like that, people who say "are you" aren't some sort of evil people who are just in it for clout

Androit

I peed on my mom in our camper when I was blackout drunk at a festival in 2010, and I didn't get canceled -- I just got branded with "Pees on Cowgirl" on the back of my shirt for the next few years. I've since gotten sober (almost 5 years now!).

ConQueso

Crazy how Slimes dream was warning Lud about his accident, “go for Ludwig” mfer

Chris Coronel

sometimes youre just not the main character of your dream y'know?

Buttman333

I’m on Aimen’s side, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with confirming an identity of a famous person to introduce yourself to them. Lud’s argument felt very “don’t you know who I am” energy

Chris Coronel

Honestly if i ever meet one of the boys i'll prob just go with the "Doctor" + head nod then go along with my day

ThatDanMan

The most braindead episode of The Yard on every single front haha

Scott

Slime said he tripped up a little in interview with Sasha Grey, I just 'carefully' googled that and he smoked the interview as well as all other guests at streamer awards. Hate to say it but he is a goat at it. She literally told him to hit up her DMs after.

T W

if someone is mad for confirming who they are, just hit them with the “sorry I’m on the spectrum” shuts that kinda shit down real quick

T W

Also I’m autistic, I feel like that’s important context for this comment

Cross Road

i've started correcting people who say twitter with x the everything app it is a mind virus

MarkSteez

The only thing worse you could’ve said is “wait… how hot is she?” 🤣

ditochi

I thought I saw Lucky when I went to Smashcon last year, just went to a dude and said "Hey are you Lucky? You look a lot like him". He just said no but thank you & everything was cool

Cerastes

wonderful editing on this one

Quinn

Nick looks top 2 ever this ep, and top 1 ever from 41:37-49:20 gawdayum

Ismael

Personally I saw it more in a, "if you are asking, you know who i am most likely" way. But it does come off badly.

ChubbyHobo

Famous people everywhere crashing out lately. lol

Lucas

Never getting DnD before GTA 6

Emmitt 1017

Congrats! Sometimes it takes getting to that point to put shit into perspective, at least you decided to better yourself after that! <3

JFleets

Coming from the third side of the “are you…?” argument, as someone who is told that they look like a few celebrities from time to time, I get both sides of this to a certain extent. Ludwig arguing under the pretext of a follow up, with telling Kirsten Dunst that he and Squeex watch Virgin Suicide every year, is fuckin hilarious to me tho 😭

proxy

hawk tuah me nice

Hentai King

Did Slime called Lud getting hit by a car & being fine?

ethanthekeed

the voices in my head over analyzing social situations made podcast, fuck

Thothrax

Alright, get Slime an interview show where they keep getting increasingly more famous people on, without telling him who they are, and see how famous they can get before he doesn't open with "who are you?"

thestabbiest

what the boys fail to understand is money is the everything tree

pahtchY

#1 bonus ep for sure got me har har

monasax

Nick with beard works so well, great design 10/10

yacob

Aben righte

Kritur

I had no idea Grok was AI this whole time until Nick mentioned the 18 fingers thing. I’m so out of the loop.

Iain Davis

I feel like the boys didn't really give the fans of anyone a fair enough level of respect when discussing meeting people. The reality is when I am meeting a famous person I always think "What do they take away from this that makes them worth stopping and talking to me." I know not everyone thinks this way but in my idealistic 30 year old millennial BS world view, if everyone approached it like this then everyone just gets mutually respected and those interactions that are just Pokémon cards never happen.

Iain Davis

I would have a totally different approach to every one of the guys here. I would want to make sure they all feel like I gave a shit if meeting them and the same goes for any other famous person I would like to meet.

Iain Davis

Aiden - As someone who lives in Cape Town South Africa, Aiden's genuine love for humans made me want to reach out and let him know that if he ever comes down and needed a place to crash or really just any advice I would love help. Ultimately I didn't because I think he'd find a far more interesting crowd that isn't a 30 year old dad. Point is if I met Aiden I would tell him what I appreciate about the stuff I have watched him in and ask him about things I feel are unique to him like the balance of non-smash friends, smash friends and more famous friends. As with anyone though I would make sure to give them an out if they didn't want to have an extended conversation.

Iain Davis

Nick - Nick is an interesting dude to me and I'd ask him about how he his perception of his past self who was really good at most things has changed now that he is surrounded by people who are all great at niche things but not necessarily as broadly decent at thing as him. I'd also ask him about film because I know basically fuck-all about film but someone passion about it telling me their POV is always great to listen to.

Bradley Newman

Can we get a yard animated series ples

Iain Davis

Ludwig - Lug is harder because I think there isn't much I could speak to him about that I think he would enjoy sharing. I think his job is to share his life so I think his value is me letting him know just how much I appreciate his attempt to just make the online space better and more friendly for everyone and showing the world that he treats his employees like people not names. I'd also mention that I appreciate the larger events he puts on.

Iain Davis

Slime - Slime is the worst one and honestly a bit sad. I get that to some degree its a character but it still feels like he legitimately doesn't want to be just a Pokémon which I really respect but in order to protect himself against it he needs to block people out from being people. I would find being treated like that really shitty and ultimately I would just not say anything to him. This is the part that really sucks because Slime is the person I think I would love to sit down and just listen to talk about his life and interests for as long as he wanted to talk about them 1-1. Anthony has I imagine has so much more depth to his personality than he puts out with the Slime character that its kinda sad that I would rather skip out on it than have a mediocre photo.

Iain Davis

All of this is my perception of the lads, not a psychoanalysis. I am certain I am wrong on a lot of what I said but this is the perception I have of them for the moment.

Zach Orvis

It’s crazy that ConnorEatsPants got Joe Exotic on Fortnite Friday before these chucklefucks gave him the respect he deserves and put him on the pod

TheCarptain

Bro for sure has a creative writing degree

Iain Davis

Lol I'm hoping that is a compliment and also no, I just don't want to say such huge sweeping statements on peoples personalities without making it as clear as possible that I am giving it a lot of thought!

,

I’m sorry but arguing for brevity over 2 single syllable words just doesn’t make sense to me. The only thing I can see is that saying “Are you X?” can be cynically viewed as a way of siphoning information, where as just “X?” is almost always to get the attention of the person. It also seems like Aiden is looking at it as covering his bases incase he is wrong, where the rest of the boys see it from the perspective of the famous guy, when in reality none of them are the type of person they complain about, who in Nicks shoes would have committed to talking to Not Kyle Mooney. Even Aiden has talked about not talking to Karl Urban because he forgot his name, so they very clearly aren’t collector-types

jacob beaudway

Ludwig is right fs. As a bi man, Nick is incredibly hot in this ep for no reason. Zipper 2 is a lucky woman slay

BicFirth

Slime is Timmy toot toot

Omar M

i agree with this, mostly because i feel like people do "hey, are you ___?" as an intro in all sorts of situations that don't involve celebrities

Ryan Megaffin

Someone ask Archie if he drove the bouncing animation section by linking the audio to the position attribute, or if it was done manually?

Andrew

Just go to Archie zone in the discord

Ryan Megaffin

I’m not in the discord lol but yeah that would work wouldn’t it

Niels

Been calling it 'X the everything app" for a couple of weeks now, 100% blame Slime

Pierce

Aiden calling them out for having more friends and being completely right while simultaneously not showing malice is the karma this pod has been waiting for

Pierce

Aiden once again proving he has the best social skills

Evelyn Watson

Gimme the Connoreatspants episode pleaaaaaaaaase

Pierce

Here I was defending Aiden for two whole comments before realizing he really kept the debate going a lil longer then needed. All that said, shoulda just kept watching very decisive and respectful discussion y'all, proud of your characters

Tyler Adams

a friend of mine in college peed in a beer can on spring break and made people drink out of it

Doug

Aiden is just correct for the famous person introduction thing. There's nothing wrong with starting off with the "Are you" is fine

SpreadJoy

I think I’m gonna make my therapist watch all 163 episodes of this show, end with this premium, and say “yeah so I’m Aidan”

Cosmo

listening to ludwig say “i’m gay & a champion“ on repeat to hype myself up for rocky horror tonight let's gooooooo

Cosmo

HOUSE MD MENTION AGAIN 🙏

Jtag

God yes slime is 1000% the reason I call it X, the everything app any time I refer to it.

I'm Soraaa

Aiden reaffirms his position as best social skills on the pod

TMFD

asking "are you x?" simply sets the dynamic for the interaction. If someone approaches you saying "ludwig?" you have 0 clue if that person is a fan, someone you met earlier, an old friend, etc. "are you?" isn't a tell that the person is a pokemon card collector, it simply is the default polite way of engaging the person they think they recognize. Believing that this person must not be that big a fan if they had to ask feels like a cynical tag you're adding onto the interaction out of having been approached so much in the past. Aimen is definitely right here.

dylan boyle

It’s funny they talked about meeting famous people for most of the episode. I was listening to this otw to work. The job I was doing was taking down a billboard music award set. So when I got there I was walking past people like Playboi Cart, Offset, Joey Badass and others. Did not know what the event was till I got there so wasn’t expecting that at all. Did not say Hi to anyone tho

Jacob

Aiden smoked Ludwig in the debate despite Ludwig doing his best to logicman him

barcancelN

they played halo matchmaking on mcc?? they might’ve been playing with hackers, i know that mcc multiplayer has a hacking problem for a long while, at least they didn’t get banned via hacking

David DG

Copy pasting what I replied to another user because I'm hyped after that restaurant bit. --- yo, I coincidentally looked at the subreddit today in search of DnD updates and you'll be pleased to know that Aimen has mentioned they recorded 3 episodes already... and that they were recording 3 more by the end of this week or so! He mentioned they needed a headstart of 6 episodes to launch. WE ARE CLOSE :)

Cm0n

This episode really proved that everyone but Aiden has brain worms when it comes to socially interacting and think that it’s deeper than what it actually is

Terrah Dailey

Aiden is just straight up right.

JustQ

They will never come to South Africa (much like Brazil) but if they ever did and I saw them, I would rather physically shit my pants on the spot than go up to them and say hi now. Also Aiden is the only one with an ounce of fucking logic in this debate, everybody else is smoking absolute penis and weed

Kevin Clavijo

aiden confirming hes the only one who isnt socially insane lmaooo

PIGEOT

awesome cameltoe in this one!!!

breezie

10:37 oh no not the prophecy dream :/

Ethan Provençal

crazy cuz i was gonna say this is the worst Nick hair era

TrulySomething

and my god was it not that much worse

Road

Damn, they dreamed the future...

Chandler Brown

Seeing slimes smile drop when Aiden hit him with the “more friends than you” line made me sad you hurt the guys feelings Aiden what did he ever do to you bro

Dann

Wow ludwig predicted mangos cancelation by over a year cause why would mango be peeing in public? Cause he drank too much