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00:00:00 - nick has a weak throat

00:01:07 - hated tiktok accounts

00:07:09 - she got that innocent face but a dirty little mind

00:14:48 - slime embarrasses himself to a beautiful barista

00:15:44 - ludwig was accosted by a postal worker

00:17:45 - the tweet

00:20:34 - eating scorpion

00:22:03 - eating poop

00:25:50 - would you still love your girlfriend if she killed someone?

00:32:40 - mr ludwig

00:37:28 - nick tried to fix his voice

00:40:00 - being bullied for being ginger

00:45:20 - inflation on patreon

00:46:55 - gandhi low taper fade

00:49:02 - going to the barber

00:50:30 - cornrows

00:52:33 - aiden is stressed

00:57:56 - ballsack tripod

00:59:11 - thanks for watching!

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Kaitzo

lets hecking freaking go chat

daniel

second

Seth Williams

Poop and blowjobs is a fire ass album name

McCMayo

Straight from the pod into the primo, this is what the rich life feels like

Jeanant

Showing Nick talking about haters to my friends and telling them you had Banks on

Christian

“A deer named Watson” Goddamn I love this podcast

meowsberger

My Reds need outfield depth, Slime. I think we could get you on the field if you really apply yourself.

Sisse

I pay 25% extra to sub on Patreon bc of VAT lol

strad

slime's japanese impression is so awesome, wakarimasu BYU killed me

august

the poop talk almost made me gag

LunarChzzz

then it'll be an experimental music. Björk style.

Eli

Loved RFK Jr in this ep

Adam Redfield

They gotta have so many dnd episodes banked up after all this time

Becca

We gotta get Bryce Savage on the pod

han

ludwig fucked nick's throat too hard and now he's lost his voice 💔😢 heartbreaking

Ben

Another fun fact, Coppercabs wife is his half sister. His mother’s daughter. They have the same hair colour because they share genes. Crazy shit.

Gabe

This premo and the main ep had me crying laughing. One of the best. The eating poop conversation was a magnificent and thought provoking journey. Well done my scholar-kings

Jtag

I love how much Nick uses the word awesome to describe stuff. Edit: bruh the dumbfuck ginger no soul bullshit fucking sucked so bad. Actually made me hate having red hair

Daniel Lopez

I cant believe all it took to get Ludwig to do his podcast was to point out how often he wasnt doing it

Noah N

Everytime I laugh i cough rn and this weeks episodes been sending me thankyou for making me sicker Yard

Jr. Jess jess

Nick’s no voice Aiden impression made me ugly chuckle.

Pixel2Plastic

I finally caught up to weekly releases of the podcast and decided to finally dive into the premium shows... What a first episode to start with 😅

Fat Nuts⚓️

Coincidently NBA player Terry Rozier was just caught in connection with the a sports betting ring 😂

shawn

as a childcare worker i go by ms.shawn because my last name can easily made into a middleschool insult. its really just self preservation

Umang Sharma

As an Indian, it's like 4.5 rupees for a yard sub (INR) 😔

Thomps

many such cases!

Diego Becerra

Ludwig with cornrows call that jit Bludwig

McCMayo

Juan comes up to you at a party and turns his phone towards you "Yo, did you see Ninja got cornrows?"

Josephine Filey

The Chief Keef/Wiz faux pas really made me look at Slime differently

Okasha Arshad

VSL 1 cup daughter vs PSL 1 jar son

Car1marx

I’ve worked summer camp/child care for 5 and have noticed that most councilors now-a-days go by their first name

Aidan .

This is word for word my last watt pad stories title omg

Shane Hoeft

I love that nobody picked up on Aidens redbull bit at 19:05. That one can just be for us

Saddgh0stt

"I'm wearing my slave shoes" is crazy. 😂

dilliam

Hi! I am a masters student studying French, I have a bachelor's degree in French, and I have been studying the French language for almost a decade. All that is to say I can say with confidence: "cadeau" means "gift" in English. In fact, it's a one-to-one translation.

Alessandro Belotti

neffex is pretty big in any "workout" setting i feel like

Alessandro Belotti

set that you are from a country like andorra, where they dont have any vat

Sisse

Omg im stupid

COAL GOLEM

I would never turn my mom in not matter who she kills- She was there on literal day 1

Kaz

Why does aiden look like gronk before getting super serum

A.G. Aragon

Nick sounding like RFK Jr. threw me for a loop

Jr. Jess jess

Do they know there are people that pay for human poop to eat, supposedly to fix their gut biome? Girls done been eating elite poo for days.

fraud.records

"no, money down" -slime, yet another banger

fraud.records

yo is there a way to report this?

Ani

Women representation here. First time rewind. Couldn't sit through the poop eating conversation.....

Wilson Spiegel

Glad they got RFK Jr on the show. Finally a real American on this damn pod 🇺🇸🦅

Darius Byrd

I vividly remember so many house and frat parties playing so much Neffex the first few years in college, about like 5-6 years ago.

FunBunny21

guy who thought roblox ceo was named "robert blox" makes fun of entire nation of Indias' media literacy 😏

finthetrashcan

Don't get cornrows. you will look weird and I will make fun of you.

Killafuru

the boys recreate the Euthyphro dialogue

CJ Bingman

one of my high school buddies goes to BYU and his best friend out there is a Japanese exchange student 😭

Sunny D

It just dawned on me that QT named Swift after Taylor Swift

arelycmcho

first time i had to exit out of the video bc of nick's poop segment oh my god

Veasle

Don don me

Lauren

The poop bit Jesus christ hahsha

Lauren

Guys this is a banger, thank you!

Lyndon Auclair

honestly this pre-mo made me want tto jump up a tier lol

Kritur

Nick’s voice like that and then talking about nothing but poop made this the worst ep of all time

Hylexia

I don't think you need to concede to your friend that if they fell in love with your hypothetically divorced mom you'd be okay if they were married lmfaooo

Rory Quealey

Anyone have a discord link? Can't find one in my emails, or on this app

coop

since it’s invite only i can’t get you the link, but you should have gotten a confirmation email with your sub that has it in there. like “Here’s your confirmation for the yard”. otherwise i think you can dm the yard patreon acct and hope they see it 🤷‍♂️

BlazeMarc

The poop section is the only time I've had to skip through something omg

Destro

I swear Slime said 'bloodwig' when they were talking about the cornrows

C0sm1cH4z3

BigTime support is goated, love those guys

UncannyDick

Folks complaining about poop talk. Little do they know they’re about to hear the “white boy nacho debacle” for 45 minutes 😔 I’d rather listen to poop talk

bdog

yeah they might be entering a second prime ✍️

Dylan Sacco

Honestly i believe that is a hot take on cornrow braids. Culture is meant to be shared not sealed shut to only one ethnic group.

Rory Quealey

9. Uu<<888i" ; <8. Y k. , 99 Hj 8 . .cv

David Mendez

fun fact the same thing happened to blink 182 where they started out as blink and then a band in ireland almost got their ass in jail so they threw up 182 as a random number

Ryan Tautges

i’ve paid $25/month for years for this

Nevann Copeland

That’s crazy because I was dying laughing during that. And then he proceeds to talk about not turning in ur mom if she killed a kid in cold blood… top 5 performance/one for the books

ThebesNutsHaGotem

Former presidential candidate and current secretary of health Robert F. Kennedy Jr really killed it on this ep 👌👌

Mimi

I took a break from having the patreon and I come back to poop talk

KingBishop

weird of to say your glad to be bacl

Mimi

I never said that

9G0D

patreon costs 5.9 usd which is around 500inr her

Bewky B

slime just bar for bar described my barber in bellingham wa when i was in college, vietnam vet, literally 80 yo, had parkinsons but when he used that straight razor mans hands were steady as a rock RIP Walle

Jamie Hauken

You have activated me by saying the phrase "Sign language should be universal, why would they not do that?" except you used the word "cringe" instead, which means this response is ten percent more agitated. Sign languages, just like spoken languages, developed and grew into what they are today. They weren't made up by one person and given to the people to use, they aren't just a tool, they are fully independent languages. While American English and British English are close, for example, American Sign Language and British Sign Language aren't. American Sign Language is closer to French sign language and other sign languages that are derived from it. Because sign languages generally don't have written forms, they are used a lot more in person and therefore develop more distinct local variants than spoken languages. There are people whose first language is a sign language or whose family language is a sign language, there are local communities like schools and churches that use sign language. Wanting to force a different sign language onto these communities and get rid of their actual cultural ones, which have grown with them to their needs and in interaction with the spoken and written languages around them, would be bad for a lot of reasons. One of them being that historically and currently, Deaf people are often forced to use spoken languages and sign languages are and were suppressed or even forbidden. Forcing the use of just one sign language globally would not only be cruel, but also about as nonsensical as trying to force everyone in the world to use Esperanto instead of their native tongues.

Lewis

goddamn that is one bald ass twink

Flynn

former gargantuan girl with big monkey arms. yeah it sucked