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Ep. 189 Premium - beef on the court [AUDIO] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-05 18:35:22
Edited:
2025-04-07 20:49:24
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2026-06
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SPOILER ALERT

I think these are spoiler alerts, so I thought I'd just put them here incase.

00:34:16:01 - 00:35:35:52: SEVERANCE

00:54:42:26 - 00:55:22:10: ONE PIECE

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Krisp

Skipped my 10 year. The people I fucked with back then, I'm still connected with. Why would I go out of my way and spend a bunch of money to go see people I didn't fuck with and haven't heard from in over a decade. Pass

KevinsLunchbox

Them talking about ranks in games is fun. I been playing Fortnite Zero Build ranked and I'm in Diamond 2 and I assure you person reading this comment. I am not a Diamond 2 player. Ranks in games are inflated. I should be down in gold or some shit. But ranks in Fortnite are free.

Joseph Wasilewski

The Patrick bateman portfolio bragging at the court is crazy

Driatin Cythe

I didn't get invited to my 10 year.

toilet

marvel rivals is easy to rank up in but its also super easy to make infinite smurfs and just queue with lower skill friends and boost them because one player that is way better than the other team makes up for 3 shitters easily, its a common sentiment that all the top streamers even hardcore gamer types like Ninja are super boosted

Atomitch

Is jubbin in the room right now?

Charlie

Slime is incorrect about the word "milliner" a milliner is someone who makes, specifically, women's hats. The person being discussed makes men's hats and in the U.S. would be referred to as a "hatter" or sometimes - if they also purveyed other men's clothing - a "haberdasher".

Kayla

dick got smile lines

Sam F

If the horror movie Slime talked about at the end is The descent, that was my first ever horror movie I watched as a kid and it literally traumatized me for a while lol

serajuno

learning that slime has developed a Ludwig tulpa is weirdly unsurprising

Braden Mower

OKAY NICK SHUT TF UP ABOUT SEVERANCE. This isn’t a tv show podcast brother

Braden Mower

Next time I hear severance mentioned on the pod my Patreon gets canceled

beebs

My 20th year is this year, and I'd probably go if it was easy to attend. I skipped my 10th, was def afraid of being seen as my teenage self (kinda a troublemaking loser), and the allure was probably impacted by being in the generation of early facebook users so I knew what my classmates did in their twenties even if we hadn't socialized in years.

Sam F

Youre weird man, theyve been talking about media they like for the entire run of the podcast little bro

the yard

is this ur inny or outy posting this...

Braden Mower

They did an entire severance episode of the pod already and it’s a currently airing show “big bro” kinda sucks having to stop or turn off the pod every time it comes up because I just started season one like 3 weeks ago but have shit all for free time. When league came up every pod for 2 months people complained then too, slime ass energy trying to call me weird

Eric Jean

I like to think the super secret premium is just them hanging out as friends

Lohfey

The Patreon comments are a scary place. I’m not cut out for this.

Brittany Coppin

If you want to order Japanese pens and stationary go to jetpens.com I think I have the same pen Lud got if anyone else wants them. They are nice.

dmr

either get caught up or skip the segments or cancel ur sub. its not their job to keep you in the loop, and you obviously have enough free time to complain about a pod that youre using ur free time to listen to. they talked about league for months even with the hate, they dont care what you think

McCMayo

The way Nick says "..yeah" to Slime asking if there are "bad bitches in the line" kills me

carpetburns

It’s in the description twin why were you surprised

justin f

Marvel rivals gives you a free loss every like 3 or 4 losses. So it's like 40% win rate will climb until like diamond I think. Grandmaster is easy. That being said, Lud couldn't hit it.

Keegan

crass…but it’s only part of most white men that gets lotion fam….thats why

Pat McLaughlin

The ranks in marvel rivals are def weird but as a fan of this genre of game, its the first time ive actually enjoyed something this much since the release of overwatch 1. Also the fact it goes from diamond to grandmaster is weird because most games would have a master rank in between

Jasmine ^_^

:D The Yarn has been my favorite podcast since I found out about it. You guys are funny every time ^_^ I’ve listened to every episode and throughout the week I relisten to old episodes. I think I’ve heard certain episodes around 5-6 times.

Briana Eakin

“You could all have a teenager and it wouldn’t be weird” comment made me stop the pod, call my bff, and scream. I’m a nice commenter but man have to say Keep Yourself Safe Lud

Joey walnuts

Of course they’re LA asses made a Starbucks allegory

John Smith

L marvel rivals takes

Demortalix

I have never seen a faster crash out (personally) than Nick's Severance arc. He's just falling for the modern Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, normy pop culture show, but he's a guy that ironically says and believes in normy and, like, enjoy what you enjoy, dude, but it's WILD to hear him be a consistent normy show lover day in and day out. But I'm sure it's totally different and actually a good show.

Nick Bogardus

If this is the antithesis of "normie" then I'm okay with being one. These are just good shows man (minus 2 seasons of GoT). He's not "falling" for anything. This is how pop culture works. I think it's weirder to intentionally not watch something and act like others are lame for liking it just because it's considered "normie". Enjoy what you enjoy.

Demortalix

My dude you're absolutely right, I was just over caffeined. Appreciate the correction.

Nick Bogardus

You're all good man, thank you for understanding and not getting upset with me lmao

Jongy

I've put over 200 hours into marvel so far. The reason people that aren't normally good are better at rivals is bc the game is less reliant on aim and more reliant on timing abilities and knowledge of choke points and positioning of your character. Hit boxes are bigger then they seem so shittier players can still get some value. Especially since 3rd person changes the way you're supposed to aim.

Jongy

Also all there are multiple fun characters for any play style you like which also helps.

Jongy

Also also slime said it was a hitscan game which isn't right but that's just being nit-picky

Chris

The bald unemployed man yells a nickname of his friend who is not in the room when he is at home alone.

Sebastian

As a barista, Starbucks has done so much damage to coffee.

Aaron R.

you're being cringe dude

Aaron R.

you got this soldier

Shmaddio

Absolute boomer take on the entire Rivals section. Especially when all of you fucking admit you’ve never fucking played the fucking game.

Aidan

not that serious

Aidan

hi

Shmaddio

The Riot cabal has made it impossible for their fans to even tolerate a different ranking system.

Falseprophet _

This was a good ep, but on the note of Marvel Rivals, GM is NOT top 1%. Atm its like top 15-10% rn. Celestial and Eternity is where the real comp is. Game is really fun tho and the community is fun

Falseprophet _

Dont get me wrong GM is still a good rank, top percentile player but its definitely not something to compare to other game Grandmaster. One Above All is the actual top top percentile of players

Falseprophet _

Honestly getting to plat is easy cause of the shield, it disappears from that point and diamond is where bans are implemented so thats where the game really gets competitive imo cause you dont one trick as much

GeoTurkey

as someone who witnessed overwatch crash and burn rivals is a breath of fresh air , it is frustrating to listen to four people who have never played either game bash it with no reference point. also gm is not “plat” they just use GM instead of masters or ascendent

GeoTurkey

i mean diam 3 is top 10% so im pretty sure it is like top 2%

Syd

Ngl them talking ab “boring games to watch” after a month of LOL is crazy

Yeah yeah yeah

Bro fucking censor the one piece spoiler Jesus Christ. "I love the show but I'm gonna ruin one of the biggest moments for future fans" da fuck yo

Centrii

Do reading of the description

Yeah yeah yeah

Who tf reads a description for a podcast bonus episode lmao

TMFD

This probably takes the cake for the weirdest parasocial comment on the Patreon.

Dilemma

Oh my god, Valorant has to be the most dog shit game to watch. It's sooo boring

Eric Rasmussen

I think the reason Ludwig is mad about being part of "The Yard Boys" is because they're nonbinary XD

Falseprophet _

Diamond 1 is top 87% (I keep bouncing between diamond 1 - gm3)

Ataclysm

Omg I was literally thinking this, it’s top 1.5% I believe rn and any reasonable person knows that GM in rivals isn’t equal to GM in overwatch or GM in other games…. As someone who loves rivals I was so frustrated listening to them shit on a game for literally no reason😭