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00:00:00 - crime or cringe: slime hit someone in the office

00:07:15 - calling kelby

00:09:24 - slimes loudest fart at the office

00:13:40 - ludwigs accent

00:16:45 - ludwig changed

00:17:20 - the science behind a fart

00:24:56 - the minecraft 2 week phase

00:28:43 - bringing back the diamonds drama

00:35:46 - the CS market

00:38:35 - jacking off in space

00:40:10 - slime makes his farts stink on purpose

00:44:23 - the office has become a locker room

00:45:07 - aiden has a disclaimer

00:47:05 - neil degrasse tyson

00:51:40 - if in every universe you shit yourself, would you fart again?

00:56:02 - buying a tiktok to go viral

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Dr4k

prem hitting before the youtube ep!

Melanie

Just saw the same and am thoroughly befuddled

Ethan Duquette

How am I supposed to consume all the tasty slop if it’s not even chronological??

nell

lawyer here. clearly AI. slime didn’t do any of that, and we WILL be counter suing

Blaisen

How can nick be the shit if he can't even hang with the fart?

MrMonkey

Where main ep?

TomBradySon

Nah where the vids at it’s been a month w nun

Chuck

Joe Rogan could never cover these hard hitting topics

Iszie Hernan

investing in the patreon is the best decision i’ve ever made

Jasen

I'm so excited to see what the gun is used for

Riley Stephens

KOTOR MENTIONED RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

Falley Malone

Imma loose it if we are about to have an NL pod, a dream come true

Phoxal

Slime in the forest practicing his secret smell no fart technique

jonathan deeley

Why are the videos posting only as audio

Nate G

I didn't know slime liked to Rebel @5:35

Daniel

Never realized ludwig is as dumb as he is...wow...

Kyle

Farting in space? Talk about a gas giant

TheDew

Canada episode?? Could the dream NL collab be happening??

Sunny D

The Ludwig-Slime Toothpaste was almost winning me over with it’s Science, but the truth is the area is so small that there is no difference between the Butthole Touching Gas and the Poop Touching Gas. There is not enough space. The Great Fart Debate can be solved easily. Slime goes up to a panel of judges to prove if he can, in fact, control the smell of his farts.

Sunny D

Holy shit my ears perked up like a dog when they started talking about the physics of busting in space. This is a popular MBMBaM clip. “When you nut does it push you backwards?”, in reference to astronauts. We all really do pull from that same ethereal well.

Sunny D

NASA talked about how the effects of zero gravity affect bloodflow. It’s harder for people with penises to get aroused in space. Apparently it’s opposite for vaginas.

Philip Burrell

Its crazy that ive literally watched the main eps and the patreon since episode one and we have done a full circle all the way back to the diamond argument from episode 12💀

Zackery Trapp

These guys are all millionaires and we did that. Everyone give yourself a pat on the back.

Sam F

Its a patreon bug on your end I think, I had that bug last week but now I see th videos

Cheese

That was happening to me until I updated the app

Poro

Master Splinter more like Master Sphincter

austin slayer

This morning I watched a man shit at the bus stop I was waiting at heading to work.

f0x

early bird gets the worm

GhostGar

YAYY EVIL CHUZZWIG AHGREN

53n831

i hate when they team up on the bald one :-(

Thothrax

My new get rich quick scheme is to get a job at Mogul Moves and then just sue the company for the hostile work environment. Pretty sure it's a slam dunk lmao

Thothrax

Ok since the Minecraft thing was brought up again I have to say: If you read the Yard coffee table book entry about the Minecraft episode Ludwig adds something that I think changes a lot. His base was high up on a mountain, so he spent a whole ass day mining ALL the way down to y=11, with organized strip mines, with torches aligned in a consistent system so he always knew which way went back home, etc. And then Nick went in and started using it without that knowledge and without asking. I actually think Ludwig is in the right, that's fucked up and could make it feel like that whole day was wasted.

Joshua B.

Can yall please bring alex to meet NL

Joshua B.

I really enjoyed this ep btw thanks guys

Sam F

Another comment on here said to update your app if its available

Percival

ludwig "shohei angels jersey" ahgren saying "i liked the dodgers before shohei went there is egregious and im suprised non of the guys called him on it

Caitlin Kenton

Being a female viewer was hard today

strohmss

gun to your head 40 minutes of trinket talk or 10 minutes of fart talk

Xxminkxx

if its nile red ill nlow my shit smooth off in walmart

kaydoe

Y'all always find a way to talk abt poop or farts when I start eating

Adam Henry

one of the best premos yet genuinely

REAPERKING

Ludwig is completely in the wrong about the diamonds.being offered half is more then generous the average tax is like 20%

Big Lunch Yum

fart originate in the belly The butt ring is an air lock door There are many shits in the butt pipe As wind builds up it will pass various craps, as well as crapless voids in between when fart time has come the first and oldest of the gas has experienced big smells and wishes to move out of home for the first time The tail, the youngest, promptly follows the same dumps as its older relative, yet the tail is seeped in stench far less than its now-expelled older, reeking sibling

REAPERKING

What a great podcast to eat to

kylie

slimes karate is very iasip Mac coded

Next Scion

One Jizz-year is 17.52 km

kylie

lowkey need that prezoh ep

Arblebee Crimdle

I hope Nick wears a bald cap for the NL episode

Arblebee Crimdle

Niel DeGrasse Tyson would crush on the yard, his other podcast appearances are actually great. Though he is Aiden-pilled as far as long-winded stories go

Arblebee Crimdle

RE: the QT video, I totally saw Mario Goatse this time around getting liked by my normie friends but also most of the 1M+ like ig videos I get are "1 year anniversary of this viral moment!!" and they crush. Might as well farm views if there's money in it

joe

Slime gotta damn catalytic converter inside him

oorenzoo

This is a scientific masterpiece

Dyl

gimme that topo, chico

kam

the fart debate is my favorite thing ever

Matte

The Yard goes public and we band together to buy a majority share and demand the Viagra episode.

V

I paid 5 of my American dollars for this

xavier

bro im fucking saying LMAO

xavier

fart talk all day baby

Vincent Santen

I really hope the canada guest is NL

Toby Beyer

Nah I’m on Slimes side for the Street Fighter thing. I’ve accidentally super soo many times bc I just find myself mashing way to much

T W

Did DnD ever come out?

Aidan

If you uncover the diamonds they're yours you can just mine in a different direction there arent a really limited amount of diamonds ludwig is just seething with jealousy over nick's diamonds and white boy swagger and thats okay

paul

yard poker would be a banger

doddi

Canada -> NY pod next week is gonna be so fucking fire I can't wait

EL

One of the best eps yet, already on my third rewatch

Kim

We gotta stay strong!

Sam F

You know how oil separates from water right? Slime's cheeks are so agile that he can squeeze the smell away. Truly a master at his craft

A.pot

The fact that the yard's 4 letter stock name can still be YARD fucks

bolditalics

this is such a fucking funny episode

bolditalics

i think i just love hearing the yard tell stories instead of just talking about stories

f0x

the yard philosophy power hour, from the ethics of long farts to nihilism

May

doesn't neil degrasse Tyson have crazy allegations

rich bich

Ludwig is officially never allowed to talk ball again after saying “Mike Trout on the angels fucking sucked”

Krinios

this era of The Yard kinda feels like that season of Seinfeld where George has to move back in with his parents

Seb

Poetry

lainey

monsanto hasn't been a company for too long for them to still joke about it being a sponsor

Jordan Mark

Slime is wrong, Nick is right. Just depends on Bacterial Fermentation and diet pre fart.

Spoon

I think Ludwig could possibly be on to something. If the fecal air is heavier than the other gas, you can’t let off the top without letting out any fecal matter. Thus no tail

leftdesigner

this office drama is so fucking funny, what a banger episode

Frederick Laudati

Slime in the office is one of my favorite parts of the yard recently

NerisBug

Ludwig trying to rewrite history on the diamond escapade is insane

Jade Wang

Love that The Yard just accidentally recreated a MBMBaM bit organically. Its like convergent evolution

tybahza

Depends on your orientation on release, if you're standing/sitting the heavier gas is closer to the anus right?

toomuchspoon

I can’t completely I got jump scared at the very end by Nick’s psychopathic pronunciation of Monsanto

CAPTAINxCOOKIES

Starting now, for every 24 hours that there is no Yard DnD, Nick will be my least favorite for 1 year.

Spoon

Methane is heavier than nitrogen, slime would have to stand on his head to release just the non fart gas. Which to be honest, can’t be ruled out

לוטם שנקי

yo did he say the n word in 35:25 ? didn't know americans are like that frfr

Hakim

colin cowherd of space is such an elite pull how the hell does slime know that

Chris

THATLIBRARYSHOW?!?!?!?! I’m so hype if so

Chucky

Ludwig with his absolute worst take of all time with diamonds makes a comeback

Aidan C

Ludwig vs Nick is basically just the diamond gambling meme

Benjamin G

I’m sorry was that a Nick n word at 35:25 holy shit get that man out of CoD

Moth_Man

omg fellow calgarian listener 🫡🫡🫡

C0sm1cH4z3

I have no idea how you could get that, I'm sorry dood. He says "I'm-m-m a- I do a podcast" I assume you hear it when he's stuttering over I'm?

C0sm1cH4z3

If Aiden is serious about finasteride/minoxidil he should start now. It will get worse before it gets better and takes up to a year to fully work. Everyone says they should've started sooner.

Benjamin G

Am I tripping bc “n what kinda podcast” sounds clear as day to me Edit: I am, he said “and then they go” all bunched together that’s crazy

Benjamin G

“And then they go what kinda podcast” Had to listen a lot of times to hear it

Phoxal

It’s already too late he’s 30 now 😩

siru

its gonna be northernlion btw

siru

bro fell asleep

Dip Patel

That's so crazy because I heard what he was normally saying when I first listened to it, but then when I rewatched it after reading your comment I heard the n word. It's like one of those auditory tricks where you can hear the same thing different ways if you think about the word differently lol

Samson Vo

Anyone else not seeing the video on the recent Patreon episodes even though it says [video]?

Pikwii

Stopped studying to make my first comment that the diamond debate shouldn’t even be a question and Ludwig trying to rewrite history so fluidly is absolutely insane

Sam F

Update your app if its available, lots of people have had this problem recently

TheCarptain

If you nut in space it push you backwards?

strawbebbiepeach

first 10mins had me straight cry laughing dude. absolute cinema

Oscar Oliver

he says “ ‘n they go”, but i cant help but hear it as the slur now 😭

siru

I was right

WawaWarrior

You’re thinking about the n word?

Benjamin G

I mean if one of them was gonna drop a casual soft a, it’d be nick let’s be real

Tom

the fart argument is just... gas diffusion

Dale

In space no one can hear you fart

justin f

I picture Nick and Slime in astronaut suits, sitting beside each other. Then slime just floats up a few inches and starts laughing

Brian Alan

ngl the dedicated ripper in my life also has the funny+no smell technique and this podcast explains why he always uses the same pose

Yas

I worked on the marketing for the Boogeyman film that came out a couple of years ago and although we put a ton of work creating a live studio set with practical effects and all this cool shit, it really just came down to my boss pumping hundreds into TikTok to push the livestream to over a million viewers then we just used that metric to show Di(s)ney that we were successful, it feels scummy but that’s just how marketing works

nell

hey goat

ciaran

I think Ludwig is the most right in the fart debate. I work in chem labs and ensuring that things are mixed evenly is very important, my quals for this topic are having studied how to mix gaseous, liquid, and multi-phase samples efficiently in lab settings and I think the human colon is similar enough in size, pressure, and temperature that my knowledge applies here. Over an infinite amount of time a sealed container with gaseous stink molecules concentrated in one region and gaseous non-stink molecules filling the remainder of the container it will reach a chemical equilibrium eventually, but without mixing this process will be slowish at body temp. The stink disequilibrium would be exacerbated if the gaseous stink had a solid or semisolid medium containing more stink. This happens because the solid or semi-solid stink medium will not mix equally and so the evaporation of new stink will not be heterogeneous, the stink/non-stink concentration difference will remain. Nick's mistake here is assuming that a container of gas will be homogenous, in purely gaseous systems this is a very reasonably assumption but in the stink debate the 'container' is partially made up of stink-releasing medium. A counterpoint to my argument, and also a testament to the hellfire Slime can brew inside him, is that one of the stink molecules of farts is hydrogen sulfide, H2S, at low concentrations H2S has the smell of rotten eggs, but as the concentration increases or maintains a moderate level for long periods of time our sense of smell will 'deafen' the smell of H2S. It may just be possible that Slime's bottom boiler room is potent enough to overwhelm your sense of smell when in an enclosed space, though to do this you would be approaching concentrations of H2S that are acutely toxic. In short: Stink could realistically be unequally distributed in fart pockets in the colon. Hydrogen sulfide and it's weird behaviour with the nose could play a role (though unlikely) but you should hope otherwise because it's weird behaviour means you are being poisoned.

Tactical Ninja45

if you fart in a forest and nobody's around does it still smell

Triplicata

I know they're not gonna read this, but I feel the need to chime in on the "buying TikTok views" thing. It's not just buying views, you're buying ad space. What it is is your video will be promoted like an ad, and depending on how much money you put in, you're guaranteed to have your video/ad appear in a feed and get viewed x amount of times. The trade-off is once you hit that number of views, that post doesn't stay in the algorithm. It won't continue showing up in the FYP unless you pay to promote it more. This feature is intended for ads, but the thing is pretty much anyone can use it. And when it first was opened up to everyone, people pretty much just used it to buy views on their crappy videos. Every promoted video was like public access television and it was kinda funny. TikTok really likes to push the hell out of this feature and market it as a way to boost your posts, and *that* is actually really scummy. People argue about this, but many including myself swear it's real: If you get a notification for a coupon/deal for Promote, and you post a new video right after, they will throttle the fuck out of that post and it will TANK in the algo to try and pressure you into buying views. It's weird, it sucks, but it's how they make money.

Zachary Reagan

They never get sports pulls I'm almost proud

helloamtay

I was hoping this would be what that segment was when I saw it in the timestamps I'm so happy

bubbykam

BRO I FEEL LIKE IM INSANE LISTENING TO THIS CAN'T EVERYONE CONTROL THEIR FARTS??

Particle Penguin

Neil degrasse Tyson has SA multiple women, he's not a good guy

Fraud_Monet

"When you nut in space, it push you backwards" -MBMBaM like ten years ago. pretty amazing two of my favorite podcasts semi-organically came up with the EXACT same joke.

Fraud_Monet

The clip comes from the 401st episode of My Brother, My Brother, and Me, posted April 9th, 2018

Noah Finch

Statistically speaking, accusations of SA are far more likely to be true than false. (Whether they succeed in court or not). Neil DeGrasse Tyson was accused multiple times of SA. Chances are high, sorry.