Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Videos

  • 519701007.mp4

Downloads

Content

00:00:00 - aiden is back from sweden

00:00:40 - how white is sweden

00:03:00 - aiden is fried

00:03:50 - European Man BLOWS UP on 30-Year-Old Car CRASH Victim

00:13:55 - aiden is happy to be back

00:16:00 - the car accident

00:18:35 - ludwig went to the natural history museum

00:20:30 - back to ludwigs accident..

00:23:00 - why nick isn't here

00:25:00 - aidens trip to sweden

00:29:10 - aidens value on the podcast

00:30:15 - r/myboyfriendisai

00:34:20 - the highest grossing animated film of all time

00:36:33 - aiden tried speaking in a new language abroad

00:39:34 - slime made a parody of sabrina carpenters song

00:42:05 - slime went to traffic court

00:42:45 - would shitting on the desk be contempt in court?

00:43:15 - calling a lawyer

00:48:20 - we did the hot dog eating challenge

00:51:20 - AITA for asking for my payout even though I'm fine?

00:57:15 - ludwigs accident

Files

Comments

stel

bro hit publish on the premium before the main LOL

Peytwenty

Aiden being eepy and using "LS" makes me want Dax Flame back as Aiden.

Gooby

I was listening to the audio and then this baby drops less go

Krinios

I’m just glad that Aiden feels relaxed after a weeklong vacation

Caden

Aimen crashouts are peak yarb

Zeloxus

I'm 5 minutes in and I'm already dying from the revival of ludwig's squirts. Glad to see he really hasn't changed (derogatory)

Chuck

nah fuck lemonade stand

CJ Bingman

aiden pouring water on his head as he learns lud literally got hit by a car is so fucking funny

Shreyans 2

Valid aiden crashout!!1

Just Jude

White guy orders in perfect minionese pill shaped guy shoked

RunningShirtGuy

As a new patron I’m glad the obligatory complain about Ludwig segment is also in the patron episodes

Jay Womp

did he just say supertf episode?!! POST IT FUCKERS

Quinn

He's filling in for zipper

McCMayo

So sorry to hear Aiden contracted LS 😔 Hang in there buddy, we're all wishing you the best 💐

Caseyreese

damn, no super secret bonus ep this week.

Pikwii

Aiden having a valid crash out only for Ludwig to bink the 3 pointer on him is all time

Jay Womp

it’s posted thank u

Julian Vigil

Read title as “clueless wine guy orders crackers and cheese” initially

Sean

From the wiki: In Journey to the West, Nezha was a general under his father, "Pagoda-wielding Heavenly King" Li Jing. He fought the Monkey King, Sun Wukong, when the latter rebelled against the Jade Emperor. They later became friends.[13] Nezha made some appearances in the novel to help the four protagonists defeat powerful demons including his adoptive sister, Lady Earth Flow. So to use slime's comparison, it's like if there was a genderbent Poseidon movie and slime said, "she meets Zeus?"

Reyce

I hope Ludwig has State Farm I’ve heard they’re good

Lexi

aiden is an absolute beast 7 minutes in. wow. the swedes will thrive once he arrives for good

Sunny D

Aiden is on the Eepstein list for this one

Derek

Arguably even more common in the patreon episodes

Robert Soto

As a yard and lemonade stand Patreon subscriber, I am going to have to cancel my lemonade stand subscription. I have to stand with Ludwig and Slime lol

Sergio Guajardo

Ludwig still being incosiderate, if he sent a message delaying the shoot he could have explained why

ethan huggett

This is the funniest premium ep yet, I am in tears

Fin Rawson

Rollercoaster of emotions. 1. White guy who makes more than doctor returns from Nordic vacation, begins complaining about inconvenience of having multiple popular podcasts. Team Ludwig. 2. Aimen reveals he is being bounced around like a ping pong ball between chronically, famously late Ludwig and Atrioc. Team Aimen. 3. Aimen reveals he messaged "almost done" with no ETA attached which in many circles means "it'll be an hour, borderline have to cancel" Team Ludwig. 4. Car crash reveal. K.O. win for dubbin

Chuck

he was in a life threatening vehicular accident in the bicycle lane that was not his fault in any way tho

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

I always thought cg's were nice collarbones. Cuz say you were kind enough to bestow a pearl necklace on someone or someone was really workin a salt shaker. Yeah

den

ludwig reached osama-esque levels of emotional terrorism in this episode

Sergio Guajardo

With no relation to being late in the first place

shadenfreude

This has to be a top 10 premo episode of all time

jonah emswiler

generational crashout from aiden this ep. so valid. team aimen all the way, except the no ETA thing, bit raw

Shaun Potter

Starting the episode with a Linus Media "Hard R" type situation from Ludwig. Nice.

Dylan C

w crashout, fucking hilarious

Norovar

2 squirts should be 2:00 two zquirty is 2:30 😤

nell

im so high im commenting this so i can check and see if ainden crashout is as right as he is rn when im sober

Tylan

All time premo

Zachary B

Aiden's water bottle sitting there like Chekov's gun during the first ten minutes

AH

Bake Mo

Hating shit 🤣

Bake Mo

I’ve never heard Aiden’s voice reach that octave he could hit a mean soprano

Bake Mo

Would this be mens rea is a top 10 question fr bro im crying

TomBradySon

It’s crazy being 16 and seeing how behind they are bc why is sybau being brought up 4 months later

Ryan

Ludwig is so electric when he doesn’t stream

Murkus

I love over and aiden's just wet all of a sudden with no fan fair and I had to go back to make sure that's different from normal

10 Tails

Aiden is valid and Ludwig’s accident is karma

Jamie Hauken

When they talked about clankers, I had to pull up the clip of Evil Neuro being called a clanker and gaining sentience. I feel like Slime would enjoy that one, too.

Jamie Hauken

We learned in First Aid that AFTER encouraging the person to cough as hard as they can and AFTER bending them over a table and hitting them in the direction you want it to fly out on the higher back five times, waiting for the muscles to relax in between and not doing it rhythmically, and AFTER then holding them in front of your chest and hitting double hand fisted under the rip cage full swing another five times, waiting for the muscles to relax in-between again, AND they are by that point passed out because they couldn't breathe for too long, THEN you can lie them on their back, overstretch their neck, call an ambulance and start reanimation, including breathing into their mouth or nose (with the other one held close) twice between every thirty chest compressions. Even if you think it's stuck too much in there, pushing it further in by blowing might actually work and be helpful in that situation to get any air by and bridge the time before the ambulance arrives. Now, if someone is actively speaking to you, don't do that. Or anything. Go to a doctor. You don't want to cause someone to need reanimation if you don't already need to do that. That's bad. But there is A situation in which you could blow in their mouth when they've got something stuck in there and there is no medical or emergency personnel nearby. But if you speak, you breathe, and you want to keep it that way.

Jamie Hauken

I knew about the flat headed car from Lindsay Nikole. Excellent cat content. They've evolved to be semi-aquatic!

Aaron _

LS is unacceptable, but LemSta would be fine. LMK (let me know) if you need any other advice

Gonzalo Sabat

"Mens rea Dia rea" had me fucking jajajanding in all caps

Samuel Khan

One of the most valid Aiden crashouts.

Tan G

gotta check out this chinese nadeshot movie they kept talkin about

Ben

Top 3 Aiden moment

Gabe

Aiden was cooking this episode. The crash out at the beginning, the Nezha 2 part. On a roll.

f0x

i give the cat head till it's flat... the stinkiest slime

andrew

lud’s really just got the mound out today huh

Connor Giveans

Just took the bar assault is an intentional tort so there has to be mens rea (not legal advice)

Skyler

The lemonade stand spell worked

Meeph Ez

Valid crash out

jonas lilley

lwk (lowkey) tbh (to be honest) that cbtm (could be the move) and dlow (on the down low) allg (all good)

Tryker

This is such a fucking funny ep

Logan P

ne zha (nuh-jah) does appear in journey of the west as well as some other prominent characters of Chinese literature and are tied to some spiritual belief like the buddha and the bodhisattva.

FinalFantazC

Ludwig please stop trying to end it all on this vespa 😭 Can’t wait for Nick to defend himself next episode 🤣

danke_ssbm

I feel for Aiden, there is nothing quite like than getting "Englished" in the EU, it would happen pretty much constantly when I studied abroad in Germany. In western Germany and especially eastern Germany, a hint of American accent got you a near perfect English response.. ended up speaking English with most people there other than older people who never learned.

[BRYAN]

It's so funny they call Sweden this white paradise when they all live in like, the most racist country ever of all time ever

Jack N

I think it's important to note that there have been, historiclly, way more racist countrys. We live in the least racist time period so far

nell

on the lowks...

S O

I'm unsure if I've said anything about this yet, but I live in LA and work as a forensic engineer. I get paid to investigate and analyze traffic collisions (mostly). I've seen a significant number of collisions involving motorcycles/scooters that resulted in fatalities or significant injuries. In most cases, the injured party would have been okay in a vehicle with doors. Death isn't even the worst result you can have. Ludwig - I implore you to hang up your Vespa keys and stick to driving. Motorcycles, or really any 2-wheeled transportation, is incredibly dangerous. Not even just in LA, as I've seen really gruesome accidents all around the world from VERY experienced riders. Don't become another statistic - please.

Adarius B

As someone who has been in a car accident recently Ludwig’s reaction is frustrating. 1. Going about his day as if it’s normal should not be what he does. He has to take it slow and let his body heal. Yes he has responsibilities but he’s also privileged enough to have two PAs and a working staff that can cover some of the workload because you make your condition worse you’re not helping your health in the long run. 2. Not telling your friends about the accident is insane especially since you work close with them everyday. Aiden crash out is still valid because you’re pushing something that can be covered by both folks. Maybe they have an attendance requirement but I’m sure Aiden and Slime could figure out a good premium episode while Ludwig recovers and not inconvenience them with your unavailability when you should be taking rest of day off. Wishing Ludwig a speedy recovery and hope he takes it slow before hopping back on another Vespa.

Craig

How the hell Sad Boyz get Tom Scott on before y'all?

Wilson Spiegel

Dude lud is an actual psychopath wtf 😭😭😭

Jtag

Banger ep, easily one of the best lmao. Amazing crashout Into Ludwig’s accident had me doubled over laughing at work.

Jtag

100000000% thing almost done being about an hour is insane. 30 min at most. An hour is not almost done. Getting an almost done text and then not asking how close is more insane.

jacob beaudway

Mens Rea diarrhea fucking killed me man LMAO great ep!

Noah

Anyone know the brand of the Mars t shirt from the cowboy bebop drop?

Josh Geng

Call me LS the way I'm neurodivergent was a masterful pull

Jose Mendoza

Sorry Aiden, couldn't care less about LS

juan Duran

Beginning was a top 5 aiden crashout

Garrett

What’s crazy is Ludwig lives in California where lane splitting is legal and he STILL chose to use the bike lane

Alex Meiller

As someone who rides a motorcycle, listening to them talk abt anything bike related makes me feel insane. Especially Lud lol The others is just like, normie non rider stuff, but I feel like Lud does not appreciate how close he has been to death while riding.(Especially after Tip to Tip! Crazy!)

Jacob Greenlee

So peeing on someone could be assault and battery

RadicalCapitol

The way I was howling laughing when Ludwig said it was 5PM "on the dot"– lmfaooo

Markkosu

The pure rage aiden had screaming "WE COUDLD OF JUST DONE IT AT ELEVEN" was deffo top 5 aiden crash outs LOLOL

Brett

Seeing the entire build up of Aidens crash out, seeing the bandages, and knowing the trap he is blindly walking into, a trap the two individuals in the room with him are knowingly leaving waiting. I've never seen such compelling cinema. Holy shit and then Ludwig explains the story and you can literally see Aiden connect the dots. I'm laughing so hard it hurts. Bravo

Zadkiel _

I'm pretty sure there's like three other people that got that reference hahaha

Hunter King

I got back into my patreon after over 5 years just to upgrade my membership. I don’t usually do things like this because I don’t like to spend the money but the DND episodes are so worth it!!! Shoutout to the yard for such a great idea, the dungeon master is such a chill dude and vibes with the guys perfectly! 11/10

Samuel Brillant Kingsley

Ok having an episode rn but hear me out: an episode where 4 women take your place as judges, and each one of you, one by one, has to come in and plead for the yard being a women's podcast. QT, Cinna, Poki and Rae would be the best panel, with Lily and Emily as potential subs. Could rank who did the best (slime) and at the end, if they were convinced. Sorry for the unsolicited suggestion in advance, will pay extra to stay here. Its also kind of homophobic to ban me

Tyler Moloney

was going to lose it over another 20 minute argument about scheduling if it wasn't for the fact ludwig actually got into a car accident

Dead3yeRoberts

Ne Zha is famously just a twink boy with greater than Herculean strength, beating gods with nothing but a red ribbon

Jacob Tower

its weird how different slime acts now must be him finally getting a gf

Ricky Makes

Hate to be that guy, but 企鵝 as “business goose” is actually a bad translation. 企 can mean business when used as 企業. But when used alone it means standing. So penguin in Chinese actually is written as standing goose.

VraelRahl

To be fair to Aiden, Lemonade Stand is an obnoxiously long name

fraud.records

Nah Aiden in the wrong and Nick is gone and he my favorite so im peeved off

glasshouses

57:27 no lud the issue is you tried to pass a car turning left on the left...you do not need more speed

Lucifer

This penguin stands on business

Mary Coffelt

LS is great. Now whenever there is an mess up on the pod, you can call it an LSF

ManlyMango

saying "doing LS" is crazy and I wanted to be on ludwig's side so bad but literally couldn't lmfao. great episode, ty dr. stand

nell

absolutely

Joshua Haskett

Aiden is truly gods strongest soldier sometimes

Tim Edwards

Mate this is half the joke, it's not an actual skewering of Sweden as a country - they just make fun of it because Aiden likes it for like the 1 thing they know about it, just like with Ludwig and Japan

g d

48:00

Stoozy

my friggen hoodie was delayed for 2 weeks because lud got in an accident

caleb

this gotta be one of the best premium eps of all time

Oden Tofte

Colonizer Aiden in the flesh

Aidan .

It’s like there’s something different that makes it better ? I can’t put my finger on it though..