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00:00:00 - sister brother prom

00:03:54 - pat beverley

00:12:00 - eminem lyric

00:14:00 - shows cancelled due to suicide

00:16:30 - ludwig is off the japan hype

00:17:00 - balls out at the urinal

00:18:07 - squnt

00:23:19 - nick does the four poses

00:26:00 - slime hasn't bought toilet paper in a week

00:26:20 - slime buys new towels each time

00:31:05 - slimes TLC show

00:33:27 - guy who has seen DBZ once

00:35:20 - slime is a menace in the office

00:41:25 - shake & slime have been playing league normals

00:42:09 - sibling

00:43:00 - blake snell on twitch asking for gifted subs

00:45:55 - dwight howard

00:47:40 - slime & ludwig stream marathon

00:49:10 - shoheis contract

00:53:30 - gabe newell

00:55:40 - when the apocalypse comes

01:01:10 - thanks for watching ... ig...

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Tyler Loera

This is a real quote from slime Anthony "i dont have a sister or brother growing up so I had no one to fuck" This is insane episode already

Jamie Hauken

Slime is like the racoon with the cotton candy when he gets a new towel and washed it and needs a towel again.

WawaWarrior

Sister brother prom sounds so amazing, wish I could’ve done that

Callan

"Big population centers or NORAD" into "why is Colorado catching all this shit" is very funny

Malakai DeMoines

weird gripe i have with the yard is how they will reference something and put it on screen for all of 3 seconds before taking it off the screen but continuing to leave it up on the monitor theyre looking at. especially if im at work i hate having to search for the 3 seconds window where they actually show on screen the thing they are looking at/referencing. they didn't do that this episode but on the main they did

Typacks

i love how piccolo is like the only guy with "beam" in his moves name

inflatablepenguin

23:00 looks like hes copying stableronados reaction to his streamer award nomination

Jeremy Horvath

I always wipe my dick and pull all my balls out at the urinal. Didn't realize how weird I was

Nick Nutig

It’s actually so crazy slime throws away towels after one use, also towels are worse brand new because they always have little fuzzies that stick to you, actually crazy work

Brayden Allen

Live 10 minutes from Baltimore and never had to grapple with my proximity to instant death and destruction. Would be in the second head territory fs. Pateon money well spent.

Ryan Meier

22:05 Aiden goes ‘you want to quiet my penis?” and I lost it

Parker Lutz

Nick got the football story a little wrong…he told his family he was gonna off himself and so they called police and then he ran from them to do the act and did

CC The 17th

50:30 pattern recognition

Connor Dawdy

Pat Bev also averaged 40 in high school so let’s take it a little easier on him

Shinthemin

Google AI trying to figure out what you want from "Pat Beverley brother sister prom"

Mason Wood

the supertf thank you thing is a tiktok bit where you bounce and repeat it lmao

nell

14:30 bro this sounds like a slime story someone would make up

nell

i want dat thing on my screen for as long as it is on theirs, except for the parts where theyre just watching zipper google something at 14 words per minute

nell

the joke is gay porn reference

Paul Righi

Sline at 19:30 me fr

Griff

I’ve been dabbing the tip of my peener with a single piece of tp for years and I don’t have pee in my underwear anymore

Griff

THEY are the weird ones Jeremy

John Arnoult

we need some tiktok representation on the yard because why do u not know what the thank you dance is

Tyler Watkins

This episode is a fever dream all around.

kron

Lol them saying Wyoming would be fine. There’s a minuteman silo there so I’m pretty sure it’s target number #2 in a scenario where Russia is involved

Pogitoed

The football thing was about Cowboys DE Marshawn Kneeland. He was driving and called his family saying goodbye and that he was going to end his life, so they called the police and by the time the police got there the car had crashed and he had died to a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the bead

Billy Peacock

The Dominican Republic baseball thing is referring to yasial Puig

Eric Mack

Boy Goku did not beam demon king piccolo, he did a Kamehameha behind him and punched through him.

ziggystone710

grave of the fireflies is a crazy way to end an episode lol

Doom

It was marshawn kneeland that got in the car accident his gf called a wellness check and he fled from that got in a wreck and then shot himself afterwards

yacob

someone go find the clip of slime saying he could live like a poor person again

Fad42

The girl's name was Hana Kimura. Great pro wrestler, very nice person. She competed primarily in Stardom, the biggest all women's promotion in Japan (pro wrestling is huge in Japan, the biggest company, New Japan Pro Wrestling, has a show with around 50K tickets sold coming up in January). She was targeted due to her mixed race heritage, and being on a massive reality show only caused that bullying to take a massive jump in volume, sadly leading to her taking her own life at 22.

SulkingSookie

they gotta do a second gentlemans episode to repent for this week

Nick E.

This whole towel thing just adds to the list of things against Slime that proves what everyone is saying about him. He's 100%...

Gabe

"That's Nick in front of Kimquat" with that clip from Grave of the Fireflies killed me haha. I think you guys ruined that for me now, I will forever imagine Nick being evaporated

Jacob Sandoval

How do they not know the thank you thank you meme ToT

Rahul Ramkissoon

So we start with Ludwig saying he's off the Japan Hype train and then end the episode with that animation. It's come full circle.

b00f

iirc what really kicked off the hate brigade was the episode where she leaves one of her wrestling outfits in the dryer that she forgot so someone goes to dry another load and it ruined her outfit causing a big problem in the house. season ended abruptly after the newsx

TectonicImprov

The anime at the end is Barefoot Gen not Grave of the Fireflies btw

Dave

Dude the buying a new towel for every use ruins Slime's street cred, no way that guy could live in a closet

Parker

I’ve never NOT pulled my balls out when I go pee I’ll be honest

Jak Sanzo

sacramento mentioned lets gooooo

edrees

Had her picked up like that scene in the Broly movie 😭

Alex Meiller

Chill on my goat, he shows up to work off 2 dummies minimum

Ztram

I'm in tears dude. 2 for 2 this week

Idgonle

What's Nick's wiki feet score?

Alejandro Lopez Ovalle

When the poor person revolution finally happens I’m eating slime first cuz FUCK YOU MEAN YOU BUY A NEW TOWEL AFTER ONE USE

Growing lawn weeds

In case slime is wondering, Colorado has all those dots on it by design. There’s several military bases and America would much rather Colorado catch a stray so more dense locations can evacuate. It’s a sacrifice essentially

manward

truthers heard about last thursday

ventrilomedic

Or that he *wants* to live like an overworked minimum-wage Japanese salaryman

VraelRahl

Does Slime not know about fabric softener?

Kaleb DeMuth

Talking about league? Gotta wait an hour. Talking about brother sister prom and dogs licking peanut butter off your nuts? Prime first 10 minute material.

tybahza

I particularly enjoyed the baguette this episode. I think I will order one.

Gia

I'm dying pls give us back the other ep

Elijah Campos

Them not knowing the thank you, thank you meme is hilarious to me

George Stathoris

There's a term called the "Nuclear Sponge" where the State department has determined that some states have less people so they have a lot of military equipment that would be targeted in a first strike situation.

never

slime throwing away towels like that is an irreversible ick

Johnny

59:54 I live in Sacramento so this one hit hard

Nate

why did they keep bringing up Baltimore?

Emily

Used towels are definitely better. But Slime, you just need to save and donate all your 1-2 use towels & your karma will be back in balance.

kron

In Sum of All Fears (2002) a nuclear bomb explodes underneath a football stadium in Baltimore

fraud.records

We need the OG peanut butter cut of the main ep on the patreon!

oaklandredwood

27:18 Is the most kirkified I've ever seen a non kirkified man look. Or maybe twitter has made me schizophrenic its really just a coin flip at this point

the yard

its one wash, you guys keep getting this wrong

the yard

you take away the towels i do not give a fuck, this one got you guys mad mad two towels every month costs like $30, idk why everyone is so squeamish about this

Scarlett Wren

horrible recounting of hana kimuras life

Shawn Kreuzer

Zombies can't swim because they wouldn't be able to hold air in their lungs, they would decay and sink when they try and swim.

Kritur

Both equally insane

kam

Slime is definitely spiritually closer to a hot white housewife who shops at target and erewhon than he is to the every man

hayden boydston

Marshawn Kneeland the Cowboys player they were referencing has had a history of mental illness and the cops were chasing him because his family reported that he was going to kill himself, unfortunately media hasn’t done him justice and just reported that he died after a car chase

bolditalics

do you wash it before using it

bolditalics

lol i was in that offset cod stream two months ago

Connor

Long Live K2

Michael Dempsey

All lud had to say was that mlb contracts are fully guaranteed

Kyle

Not accusatory, just curious what you've been seeing. Because at least the local media I saw was reporting suicide pretty early on. And the way the broadcasters, players, and the org have been talking about him before/after both the raiders and eagles games hasn't been 'he died in a high speed chase by the police' tenor. At least from what I remember

Alejandro Lopez Ovalle

Don’t think this is gonna stop me from eating you when the time comes

the yard

yeah man an extra $30 a month is worth eating me, theres way better reasons to eat my corpse blud

the yard

its not every use, you guys have all made up a version of this in your head

Quendyn

expedition 33 marathon would be so fucking sick man

Mason Wood

gay porn isn’t a joke dude i enjoy that shit

Joshua Haskett

HAYLEY WELCH IS THE SAME AGE AS ME????????💀

Matthew Lydon

Hello The Yard Podcast, Slime is like a flanderized caricature of himself at this point. Y'all need to intervene please. Dude's unemployed, refusing to use TP, and buying a towel a day. I'm going to be sick. Your fan, Matt

Wyatt Marvil

keep falling on that sword bro they're not going to fuck you

Vismic

There was 2 Big Ben lyrics from Eminem, the first was: “I stuck my dick in this game like a r*pist, they call me Slim Roethlisberger” The second was: “bout to get rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall// like a leaf stuck in a vacuum y’all, ain’t nothin but a whole lotta suckin goin on in rap” Don’t ask why I had these committed to memory

kublaikhanofficial

slime is such a guy who watched the sum of all fears and now understands nuclear warfare and IR solely through the lens of the sum of all fears

Brian Alan

wipin my dick has gotten me laid

v

the supertf thing is a gen z meme parodying gay porn and i'm not joking he's mimicking riding and saying "thank you thank you"

v

like it's an existing meme he's referencing

ToxicSamurai

barefoot gen not grave of the fireflies

Trisha Miller

me and my girls are gunna be squnting left and right from now on