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tactical retreat | Yard D&D ep. 25 (Early Access) (Patreon)

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2026-01-13 17:16:34
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The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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charles messino

Hell yeah came out right when I’m on the way to the airport. Downloading now🤘🏼

Caden R

Dude how did you get here first?

emily c

Love the matching puffers

Cyno73

Please let this be the episode the boys pick up on some of the smaller details Dave sprinkles in to try and help them out Just finished the ep, 26 please be the one

Keaton Garner

They genuinely entered the flow state this ep

Tyballin

Episode 25 I don’t think it’s gonna happen

Landen Edge

ludwig been playing minecraft too much he started roleplaying a villager

Holden Westberg

I like that the puffers are all different levels of stuffed

pocketdregs

Damn you got a big ass pussy (dygabap for short)

Cyno73

I don’t like our chances but I’m still holding out hope

Car Wants A Tree (3-1-3)

Dave really brought his comedy A Game here, this rivals the brothel ep for best

Moky

Hi

Bludgeon

Thimble def drowning in it for sure

Dave

This one really felt like Nick and Aiden are the only ones actually trying to play the game and Ludwig and Slime are 69ing

REAPERKING

I don't understand Dave's aversion to explaining his d&d philosophy in the after show this is explicitly what I paid for and I only watch the patreon versions because the YouTube doesn't have these sections please never shut the fuck up

Jesse

X DD

Einārs Bistrovs

I think they are getting better, slowly, but still :D

fästemö

if the hooded figures did something to gj i'm gonna lose my mind

fästemö

ngl last ep was a slobberknocker and so was this one kinda, but it feels like their team dynamic is really starting to click + rone and leonas got some great plot moments!! also super interesting after show!!

Malakai DeMoines

poor nick is finally understanding the game on the episode ludwig and slime could not give less of a fuck about anything happening 😂😂

Tripp

I genuinely find the segments of Dave talking about his experience being a DM and what his thought process is very interesting, its an insight i never thought id find as appealing as i do, but the way he tells it is very intriguing.

bub

i love the aftershow so much

Sean Campbell

While I do love the silly moments, I feel like there's just a little too many moments that halt the progress of the story, punching the quartermaster in the face multiple times and spending multiple minutes breaking the pacing of the story and ludwig ruining the impact of his own not losing another member of the royal family speech really just takes me out of the whole experince

ChiChiMcGee

This is where you can see the difference between comedy and drama focused dnd shows and really feel their inexperience. As time goes on they'll get better at striking the balance between bits and drama but I think they'll always go comedy over drama. I personally like it better that way

CeraVe

Three red puffers in the LA heat. Mmhmm.

WawaWarrior

It might be a feeling of not wanting to be overbearing, annoying or perhaps not giving away too much of what could be happening soon. I agree with you though, they should never shut the fuck up, it’s what I pay for

Sean Campbell

yeah im also a fan of the comedy over the drama, dont confuse my point. You can have the comedy without ruining the flow and pacing of the story.

Youssef Shoaib

Unpopular opinion on my end, but I actually loved that moment. They're all such stupid idiots, and some of them are experiencing a comedown from uppers, so like, they're just acting naturally.

Sean Campbell

and i wont fault you for enjoying that, but from my perspective, the narrative is moving along, they are about to go find calan, Ludwig doubles back for this bit, Aiden slumps over like ah pleasse kill me. Like you can tell, the vibes are let's keep the train rolling, the cool speech was already made, the vibe was set, then flipped for a 5-minute detour of a bit. me personally i love the comedy. I love the jokes, I laughed my ass off. I just would also love to see a tad more progression than 3 weeks, and barely anything has happened in the Kings camp if that makes sense

Madison Grady

50:52 i cant believe they used the old office lighting for this scene, no idea how they could still read their dice

Dragau4

It was funny seeing Nick try to explain he wants to keep fighting to avoid being controlled again, and it's like they all forgot

FlamingOranges

i need frenello's little 8 ounce dwarven ass humbled so badly

mimagura

you're watching four dudes who play guitar hero for 10 hours and get paintballed, film themselves getting waxed while hosting a podcast, kickflip youtube plaques, and relentlessly talk about cum gutters and CP, play their first campaign ever on camera. both fortunately and unfortunately, i love that they're excited about and engaged in this D&D journey, but their "idiot theatrics" (as in how do they make themselves and each other laugh) are oftentimes their most important pursuit, so i don't expect efficacy or sensibility in this series. i think your insight/criticisms are valid, i just highly doubt they'll implement much change in the way they engage with the world, and Dave is doing ungodly amounts of well-sculpted writing and good humour to keep their experience glued together. i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is what you should expect for $5 USD/month.

lukerinah ;-;

I live in San Diego, but it has been cold as SHIT in SoCal last couple days so maybe that's why

Bbaaii

nick is like, playing playing dnd now shits crazy

Joyeuse

god bless B Dave Walters you incredible man

leasfs

dave looks so done with these 4 within the first 10 minutes

jonah emswiler

so glad roan finally used bring a changeling to his advantage, and as soon as he does he’s fumbling in the funniest way possible to act like orion

Sachin Kuruvilla

Just moved to San Diego and yeah we’re so spoiled if this counts as cold

Aiden Sheppard

Dave's ability to shift between characters so quickly through his tone and word choice - really great work this episode. It was nice to hear from Selinia again.

Aiden Sheppard

I liked Nick's questions too - It's gonna be great to see how the corrupt terra din arc turn out.

Tino57

I respectfully disagree with Dave, DnD games with risk of real death and losing a character adds a lot of thrill to a campaign. They don’t need to intentionally try to kill you, but being reckless + rolling bad can mean you lose your character. Both ways can be fun.

zobug

im so so so glad that b. dave has taken this initiative to have players in death saves experience these otherworldly/supernatural interactions. nick is totally right that it really clarifies what that character is thinking in that moment for the audience (i.e. rone's identity struggles & feelings) and that's insight we don't really get otherwise!!

NessaroseDyer

**Spoiler for end of episode** Genuinely jaw dropped when Selenia showed up in Leonas' death saving throw, I expected for her to show up at some point in the "in-between" but not at that particular moment. Absolutely spectacular job Dave, it threw me off my game and surprised me. I find myself guessing plot points in advance in The Scrolls pretty often, so it's a big accomplishment in my books and really solidified for me how good of a DM and storyteller Dave is. 😙👌 Chef's kiss, 10/10, no notes

Ethan

Roan was so involved in this episode, this is the Nick I was expecting in the lead up to getting the 1st D&D ep. I think the ladies of the night arc unlocked something in his understanding of the game.

Phoebe

loving the series sm, my only gripe is i wish the boys were more receptive of BDW's hints. i feel like GJ's whereabouts being brought into question and then furthermore no one seeing Thimble since ages ago should raise the question- is Coots also missing? my guess is they've been kidnapped to lure the bois into a trap later but we shall see.

alexmercercole

There is and should be a certain sense of responsibility to your own actions, I mean that's why Georg JR exists and he has to carry her around, and I agree death should always be a constant threat. But imagine if like you are playing GoW and suddenly you can't play anymore, or maybe have to start all over again; sure it's realistic and adds a sense of weight to every move, but it wouldn't be as fun. The point of difference here being that they are, after all, recording a fun show for an audience, us, and have to make it entertaining and at a certain fast pace, due to having only an hour a week. I believe death can take a backseat on this one, specially with the boys being so new to DnD.

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2026-09-05 05:00 Can we PLEASE get a normal B. Dave Walter’s podcast ep? That would make my jorts move.
2026-01-14 04:53

Kieley Evatt

The "Tropic Thunder"-esque roleplay within a roleplay let him set his soul free

Alex Hurtado

Nick has been electric these past few episodes. Love to see it.

Worpus

Could be because he knows this is a "comedy-first" show, and doesn't want to get too into the weeds.

Ryan

things that are canon in the yard dnd universe: 1. jordan peterson 2. graydon from hivemind 3. undertale

Jamie Hauken

"You are broken glass, you could direct light in all different directions" really hit me. I suddenly got very attached to Roan when it sort of all fell into place: Charcuterie awakening something in Roan, John Pork as a hidden identity from all of Roan's friends that explores a hidden side and gains respect in a different way, even the fact that Roan is living a second life and sort of torn between identities that way down to literally being a changeling. It's the magical moment in storytelling where it all comes together. Can't wait to find out what's next.

Anthony Duarte

We gotta see a 1v1 with stonebeard and georg at the end of the series

Liam Flynn

Frenello is the GOAT

Tino57

Agree for a such new players it is good for them to just play and learn, plus they are more of an acting style cast. Just mean I watch other campaigns where if one player dies they potentially join as a new character, and if they wipe they start a new campaign. Stakes from a player/audience perspective are intense w defining moments where a 20 or string of high roles saves a campaign and becomes a defining moment

BlazeMarc

Snap calling with " A hoe never gets cold" is probably a top 5 nick moment imo

Bi Bubble tea

“Charcuterie will never die, a ho never gets cold” is insane how does he do it

Colebans

Leonas is pitching a Tent in a Tent.

ChurroPapi

An hour into the ep and i cannot fathom how Dave puts up with some of the nonsense the boys present him. The man has insane patience

Hei

Roan is quickly becoming the best member of the party

Uberstoof

New Ludwig moment just dropped with the ”damn, you got a big ass pussy”

Uberstoof

I love Fernello/Dave saying specifically ”18 seconds” meaning it would only take him 3 round to solo Georg

Jamie Hauken

There is an alternative to this that we got very close to last week

sarahhh

wait wdym graydon from hivemind is canon? what did i miss omg

sarahhh

(my two patreon subscriptions are the yard and hivemind)

Sam Reyes

Possibly Best ep so far ts so peak

Apollo III

100% Feels like him and/or Leonas are the main characters

Austin Baker

Look, it's hard to process everything while also trying to be as funny as possible. They guys are also constantly thinking how they can move the story along. It's a little different how you would pay it at home.

Sil Verkade

I love hearing about the DM'ing side of things! Aftershow has been so worth it for that alone

jonas lilley

what does his 8 oz ass look like? i could be talked into ‘humbling’ that rump too…

ABitDistant

So Thimbul is either at the brothel shooting his pixie dust or getting his organs harvested by the workers right?

Daring Dave

Just now noticing. The show has now caught up to irl time frame.

Remixify

God I love the after show

smulangel

they made a main episode with hive mind like a year and a half ago

Etch

PLEASE PARTNER WITH CRITICAL ROLE AND GET THIS CAMPAIGN ANIMATED WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE!!!

Riley

God I want Selenia to come back like a little messed up and fall in love with Roan

jonas lilley

i was expecting stonebread to take a more forward role narratively in this current arc but it’s fantastic seeing roane take the spotlight. nicks starting to see the matrix 🐇 🕶️

Sóley Nótt

How is every episode better than the last?

Kellen

I’m convinced that Dave is the one human being alive that could successfully DM this campaign

Holden Westberg

Dave said, “a perfect copy” which would mean that it’s not really them if they get resurrected?

Holden Westberg

I really appreciate that I like this show so much that it’s painful waiting for the next episode

lukerinah ;-;

That's the funny thing about SoCal lol

Boggy

Just realized that the scary predators have a way out here with the tent burning down in the middle of night surely drawing attention from the war camp they're in

Youssef Shoaib

I forgot who the scary predators were for a second lmao

Youssef Shoaib

That's one of the options, and I think he said it about their body, so like something something it's a new body that's a perfect copy but it's the same soul or whatever

DiabeticDan

One thing I didn't think of before rewatching this episode on YouTube today, I thought that rolling a nat 20 counted as 2 death saves, but when Leonis rolled a nat 20 it woke him up? I know Dave said he was gonna do this a little differently when he said that (1:17:15 ish) but just confused about it

Null

This is my first time being exposed to DnD and I will say Dave is an excellent story teller

Dylan

I can’t believe they forgot the tent was on fire

Jar_Farters_inc.

I know I'm a month late here, but I did some research. According to 5e dnd, a nat 20 means you wake up with 1hp. I think when the show started, Dave was running some custom/house rules, and probably just forgot by now

ChanceFreely

Nick being like the only one genuinely trying to roleplay, even down to saying the “wrong” thing to his stepmom as that would be how his character thought is not lost on me.

Nate Gold

Ngl thats what everyone normally dnd session is a couple of people are the straight men with some absolute clowns.... I love it

Dave

Not true, but it is certainly a percentage