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they got him... | Yard D&D ep. 29 (Early Access) (Patreon)

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2026-02-10 17:36:54
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2026-02-10 17:36:58
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The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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Faust

It's Tuesday

Aaryan Wade

Right on time fellas🫡

Jamie Hauken

Of course I have to leave for a multiple hour appointment right now. At least I'll have something to look forward to when I come back!

rudy

we’re early today what a perfect time might last till I finish work

Noah

big expectations for this one

Sennath

Mm stone bread..

Samuel Lipson

I feel like I missed an episode. The king and queen and Callum were supposed to parlay but somehow months have passed?

SuperPax

Did I miss an episode

Evan

I parlayed and lost 100 bands on the patriots on GD

Moxillia

Only 4 minutes in but I feel like an episode was skipped? Maybe I'll find out that I'm wrong if I keep listening but I'm afraid there will be spoilers if the wrong episode was uploaded :(

Samuel Lipson

Ohhhhhh I see now, the parlay is taking months somehow lmao, just like real politics

Samuel Lipson

About 20 minutes in it's cleared up that the royal family has simply been politicking for that long

John Wise

25 minutes in and they don't pay Dave enough...

wendal

can we please get alex on, on some tahm kench side plot shit? his mind is limitless and i really feel like he could be an incredible character

Benjamin

Might be my favourite ep yet

Nick

dave with a coors banquet? bro knows ball

Dale

Dude the one piece snail call killed me

Wilson Vu

Shout out nick getting better at roleplaying he was electric this ep

sora bem

i love cruncher hes so cute

bird

am i freakin crazy where was the slime solo episode theyre talking about at the end

Meghan

Slime was right this is the funniest one

Meghan

Also Ludwig’s commitment to the den den mushi sound effect kills me

Alex

I love that Ludwig makes the one piece snail phone sound as a ringtone

Lilli

i just looked it’s in a playlist on the patreon but you need to be a tier 2 member

Tripp

Sirius feels like if a romanceable NPC in an RPG became sentient and started questioning why they're randomly and inexplicably in love with the main character they've known for 3 conversations.

Nyk Q

No wonder they only just learned their abilities 26 episodes in if Dave is surprising them with level ups and making the sheets for them lol

WawaWarrior

while every episode has made me laugh, this was the funniest one so far man, fuck yeah

Dexter

The cutaways are so fire this episode

Logan Bolarinho

Holy fuck this was the best episode by far, just crying laughing during the Georg recall

Spooder

I hope the day comes when Leonis just flips out on everyone with the way they mess with him😂. He goes off the rails one episode would be hilarious

Plazma

DnD is the only reason im subbed on patreon, please keep these going!

wolf_hunter

Did we see what happened with tom and George?

Nyk Q

I know Leonas said he has a kiddie pool in his apartment, but I choose to believe he actually has a big aquarium with a scale model of the castle from Tennela in there that he sleeps in

Herold NA

Native from puüpetowne, call me a shithead.

Jamie Hauken

Wait, this is the new arc?!?!?

Arthur

The common people of poop town sound a little more cultured

Arthur

Like a goldfish 😂

Arthur

I do want a callum arc where he grows like 3 feet and absolutely slays puss but is still holding the train

Emiliano Vazquez

The visual of Stonebeard calling George about how he’s getting it while George is just sobbing is hallarious

Ninjahollan1008

Last ep was so peak I had to join the patreon

Ty Mellor

It’s available to the next Patreon tier :((

CzdM

highkey wanted to know what happened to callum / tanila and if they even went to visit selenia in all this free time / try to revive her

Jesse Towner

Idk how he does it, but every single episode is Ludwig’s new funniest episode

REAPERKING

Wasn't Corona just chilling and she was a demon why can't Sirius (serious?) do that

len

MY FERNELO GEORG YAOI AGENDA….

FlamingOranges

god i love the "side episodes" or inbetweens or whatever we wanna call them. 90 minutes of straight fire improv

Ryl

Stone beard is Ken from the Barbie movie

Hugo Bowhill

What episode was the georg solo episode

Snorre Magnus

25 minutes in and this is the funniest episode by far

Ethan

It's the D&D Sidequest in Collections

HyperRes

Is selenia still dead in coldcock's house?

Kieley Evatt

Yeah like did they even tell her parents they have her perfectly preserved body stashed at Leonas' parents' house?!

Wombat

It feels kinda shitty that the normal tier of patrons have to upgrade to see that episode now that its becoming very cannon and part of the story. feels like a missing piece we gotta pay for

Luke Forsythe

Stonebeard and leonas’s character progressions are genuinely amazing

Brody

Failing no fap while homeless is pretty impressive

goekenaitor

Probably the episode I laughed the hardest at by far

Micah

I know he's not. But in my mind Cruncher is a penguin in a trench coat

Kieley Evatt

Maybe it was never about the spiritual energy 😂

Ryan

it's tragic that ludwig has been reduced to a pathetic lolcow in the eyes of his normal fanbase when unbeknownst to them hes giving the performance of a lifetime as stonebeard

Daniel Foster

Somebody spoil the solo slime ep, I don't want to pay more money for content I'm already paying for.

TheoLunavae

Sirius is probably part of some wicked fucked up organization and Corona isn't

REAPERKING

There's enough context clues ngl

DN.00

Can QT come in as a guest and be Serious.

oscar

wait....tahm kench is played by pedophile ben?

Wilson Vu

Lost money gambling. Owes people money.

alexmercercole

Strong implications for 4 guys who just discovered they could choose their spells and are new to their first open decision making game... Why was that the first thing your mind jumped to?

deinename

my stomach literally hurts from laughing 😭

Ben

"It's Sirius" "It sounds serious" impeccable lay up and execution fellas

Gabe

Haha god damn this episode was good. Thank God the accents are back for the Nexus dwellers. "As you're sort of walking towards Puüppetowne..."

CzdM

i feel like we all know the answer is no but are hoping for a better answer lol

Noah

It's genuinely so impressive

Hoops Reference

Bro i’m fucking dying at the harmonious “if you steal valor theyll kill you” song on the fly

Alexander Mcclelland

Did I miss something???? Last I knew they had a meeting with the royals

flowrence

This episode has me crying from laughing oh my god

DiabeticDan

I guess Stonebeard just never fucked his former wife who's brains he blew out AGES ago? 😂😭 how did we forget about her just like that

C0sm1cH4z3

Or all the halflings like "climbed him like a tree" in lil shyd

C0sm1cH4z3

The bonus eps and GC explorers is pretty good

Jackzilla

Ludwig is on fire good ep everyone

monkey

First!

Josh

“It’s dripping right now” killed me

shirley

this was a good time to finally get the upgraded subscription for the side quest

MasterCobbles

I played a kenku once and goddamn was that a different experience. I leaned fully into it and I kept a notebook and would jot down what people were saying and who said it and how they said it. Ultimately an incredibly fun time but very taxing.

Jamie Wallis

Paywalling the side quest even more is whack

Phoxal

I love cruncher

A .

I hope they do another side episode of slime and fernelo

Austin Blodgett

I’m mad confused by this and looked up the voice actor, def not pedophile ben lol

MintChocotn

do NOT watch past 40 minutes if youre eating

Genm

10/10 episode, fucking top tier Fernelo also telling Stone Beard that he's swimming in it implies it might be a Little Shiid thing to brag about your ventures.

Bbaaii

stonebeards wife is in hell

Nath

Stonebeard got the Stattrak tattoo

Wordarok

I wish i could upgrade to watch the sidequest but i fucking subbed for a year and it wont let me upgrade for a month lol hope we find out what happenned there eventually

Brayden Carlo

“Ladies and gentlemen both an neither” I know he just said that in passing, but truly, it means a lot that Dave always tries to include the gender affirming words small detail but very much appreciated 💜

Tylo

D&D Ludwig really is the funniest Ludwig. He kills me every week

Ted Ellis

Been trying to figure this out also

Danz

real

Zettha

This episode was 10\10. No notes. So many moments had me bursting laughing out loud.

Daimondz

I really hope not EVERYONE has forgotten about Stonebread’s dead wife and this comes back up in some way. As much as I LOVE this show, it does seem like everyone’s backstories gets reset and forgotten every two episodes

Joe Sweeney

I don't get how they don't see how whack it is to hide content behind a second pay wall, reference it constantly, and now make it part of the main story. Not to mention it was made originally to make up for slime not being in most of an episode. It's not that deep I know but feels fairly antithetical to their general vibe, very corporate to try to entice people to pay more than they already are for it.

Joe Sweeney

Maybe the funniest episode yet though, don't want to be too down on everything

the yard

i mean the story started with stuff we did that nobody saw and you can fill in the blanks and still follow, or any sort of backstory that doesn’t have a dedicated episode, which is all of it ever also the other tier gives access to 4.5 years of bonus shit so idk i think there’s a value there that also incentivizes people checking out the whole other tier if it’s so crucial to see it go pirate it like everyone else does

Dragau4

it is pretty funny EVERYONE seems to have forgotten cracker IS A THERADIM.... thats the whole way the story started lol, he was one of the 2 guards that saw something during the FIRST episode

Wilson Khan

i think they are speaking to the fact that it might FEEL like its intended for them to have watched it, whereas with the pre-campaign stuff the video doesnt exist so its obvious that its not intended to have been seen by the audience. not saying whether theyre correct in feeling this way but engaging with the comment as if you are assuming this person has never consumed any media ever and then recommending piracy isnt helpful.

Hbomb 621

Georg turned into Steve o haha I’m sorry dude

Reils O'Neill

It’s the hammer and sickle, not an anchor right?

Cm0n

No, he was just a merchant. During cruncher’s introduction, Aiden asked if cruncher was a terradin, and Dave said “no, he’s wearing civilian clothes and looks like a merchant”

Cm0n

You’re coming at this with the most bad faith interpretation of what that guy said

Schuyler

It’s a little frustrating to have the side quest paywalled. Other than that funny episode!

steezfm

slime hyped this episode on twitter and it definitely is a banger

Bbaaii

its really not that important, you have the whole gist of it here in the main ep

Bbaaii

they went into parly and they timeskipped, dave mentions in at the start of stonebeards section

Bbaaii

nah other ben runs the patreon discord stuff

Zander

Ppl complaining abt the pay walled side quest have like ZERO comprehension even without watching it i can almost entirely tell what happened and dont feel its that important to get the gist its just a very basic debt storyline if you honestly think not havinf seen it ruins the show for you youre smoking crack

Noah

yea it was an enjoyable episode but plotwise very easily and simply summarized via context here. ideal for a paywalled side ep imo, just internet being the internet

William Koller

Fun fact: Aidan would be okay with watching his gf get fucked by someone else

Buzzkillionair

I love watching this show but man is the Patreon player hella buggy (at least on mobile)

Mazzy's Star

I love this show so much, couldn't stop laughing

Jason Queen

If I wasn't already a patron before D&D, I would re-become one just for D&D

Tryker

Not that I doubt you, but I've never had any issues with it on mobile

Buzzkillionair

For me it's been on two different phones. It struggles to load despite my internet being fine and everything else working. It will also restart the episode even when I just click play and it shows my progress so far before I click play so it knows I've started the EP. That one YouTube episode was nice

Jtag

?????? Literally the beginning is Dave saying time (months) have passed

Jtag

People complaining about a side episode where we already know what happened feels insane to me. Like if youve watched the show it’s been said multiple multiple times georg is just ULTRA in debt to a centaur gang leader type guy at a casino.

Brayden Taylor

I hope leonas starts to come around on the whole demon stuff cause admittedly the character trait is good because it creates tension and is played straight, which will help create that development later i think. i could be several episodes behind though and this is already changed

Sean Privett

I genuinely hate Stonebeard so much but that's just a testament to how well Lud plays him.

Jimmy Price

best episode of the show ngl

Courtney J

Lud doing the transponder snail ring from One Piece during the smash cut phone call bit was killing me for some reason🤣

C

Bro Ludwig was genuinely born to perform dnd🤣😭 this dude can just riff it