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00:00:00 - my nuts mr white...

00:01:34 - slime is envious of ludwig

00:03:20 - the trivia drama

00:14:40 - trying to find a witness

00:15:20 - is aiden charming?

00:21:06 - name a charming person

00:26:53 - ludwig caught the quiz being wrong

00:28:29 - northernlion was made for slime

00:34:54 - lacy gambling online in a hotel at vegas

00:36:56 - average slime story

00:40:29 - ludwigs melee record

00:44:00 - The Games of Favour: The Medallion Is Yours!

00:45:00 - you laugh you lose

00:46:21 - minecraft 9/11

00:48:33 - harry potter armbar thumbnail

00:48:55 - a genre of youtube content

00:52:05 - a weird thing is happening with mr beasts oldest videos

00:55:20 - no i just didn't expect yingling to be chinese

00:56:24 - the yard representing positive masculinity

00:59:26 - thanks for watching!

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Crotchuma

the chubby cattle cowboy shootout of 1887

Faye852

all good, just working :)

Faye852

try it 👹

Jimbo Dyson

Aidens story about Lud talking to that cop was beast. Lud actually mogged him

Takiyo Brytowski

this sweet guy discourse is going straight to the misogynist dossier I'm releasing to the press

James

Damn it Slime you called yourself a trivia monster and then botched the trivia that you gave as an example.

bubbrunkle

all the girls are transitioning

Olworldwarrior

The girls aren't leaving they're just transitioning

Shaun Potter

R.I.P Tommy. A True Tommy-Til-Death.

Phoxal

Are the women leaving or transitioning?

ems

I thought I was alone in thinking Yingling was Chinese! I always used to picture Jian- Yang from Silicon Valley in your stories of him

FyreRode

Us trans girlys like it too :)

Spencer Dobson

All the girls are transitioning out, your approaching 100% conversion rate

Lex

As a women I’d never leave

HoodieGal_

#TransitionToHelpTheDemographic

tobiexe

Yall should play deadlock

Nathan A

As a fellow chinese learner luds kills me

dante ambrosini

The owner of Chubby Cattle went after DisguisedToast for talking shit about one of his Vegas restaurants 😭 he wants a 5v5 on the rift

breezie

Nick is just Ying's American name. Nick Ling.

Jamie

I’m helping the women to men ratio by transitioning 🫡🏳️‍⚧️

Jamie

Already on it

Matyas Krizsan

Borderlands 1 is criminally hated and underrated. I want you to know

Bludgeon

Bottom Barry gotta be one of the funniest things ever said in the Atrioc Stanz voice

Unholybiskit

Valkyrie profile and legacy of kain series, both on ps1. Valkyrie profile had amazing voice acted special attacks and LoK blew my fucking 11 year old mind and expanded my vocabulary lol

lylukk

damn i'm part of the 9% ladies where are we???

Gavin Rieben

The scene slime talks about in 8 legged freaks is actually the move Evolution i believe with David Duchovny

Hanna Smith

as part of the 9% left, i have to wonder, what did the other 6% see that we didn’t?🤨

ethanthekeed

I’m 22 now, I started watching the yard day one and I was 17. I think a lot about how the content I’ve watched in that time has shaped my outlook, and on the point of takeaways from the show, I feel like the show’s been a positive influence for me to develop a healthier relationship with my friends.

the yard

i know bro it’s been haunting me

Ray Fay

Maybe the “women” demographic went down because now they’re the trans men Slime was talking about

Ray Fay

Lost one kind of woke, gained a new one

mindcontrolled

shoutout fellow trans man yard viewers

Ray Fay

We gotta start force femming the other 90% to balance things out

igetppsmashed

Some women may have left, but true patriots remain 🫡

Will Martin

only took me 200 episodes to finally sub to patreon

pimbs

Got me googlin “charming”

Ferrn213

Nick was right qt really does make up characters in her head to get her point across

Jamie Hauken

"We have a lot of trans men listeners" "How did our women listenership percent go down?"

Jan S.

Don’t worry guys, I’m creating a Yard pipeline for girls. I started by showing my gf Ludwig content on YT, then I slowly introduced some Yard and Yard DnD content, and recently I got her to admit that you guys are funny. I think a few more months of exposure and I got you 1 more female viewer.

Jamie Hauken

I don't know if Patreon has a non-binary stat, but I'm getting it up

Jamie Hauken

The Patreon gender breakdown might look different because usually women are more dedicated fans in terms of spending money etc. Maybe in this case, the DnD fan stats help, too. I would gladly watch a full analytics video comparing YouTube, Patreon, Spotify and whatever else you have access to.

CrungoCass

GIRL POWER 💜 love yall

Adrien🍀

trans man who enjoys the yard here

Porridge

Literally my exact thought process.

Lilac

trans woman oldhead here, will get some more of my friends to watch, let's get it back to double digits.

Jtag

Actually best borderlands game easy

Liam Flynn

Why is episode 241 on patreon different to 241 on yt

Thomas Hoffmann

RE: games that everyone agrees are shit but you enjoy Code Vein. Weebshit game anyone involved in the creation of and anyone who has ever played it should blow they heads smoove off, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

Vintage Mint

I bet all the floor wives left upon learning Slime has a girlfriend now 😔

Sunny D

A meleehead can’t be playing trivia.

bee

this show is one of the only pieces of (majority, shout out aiden) straight-male-centric content on the internet that isn't either openly misogynistic OR boring unfunny virtue signalling. especially in the spheres of comedy, online culture, gaming, etc. that's not WHY i as a GURL stick around, but it's not lost on me. relatedly it's crazy that nick continues to get (overplayed joke) misogynist allegations, when ludwig has made being a misogynist an ongoing bit in all of his streams, and this is a TOTAL guess but i wouldn't be shocked if his female viewership % is going down and bringing the yard's with it. i know it's a bit but it's gotten fucking annoying lol.

Matthew

I always say I have more dead friends than fingers and yeah it is absurd but man some of them have died in hilarious ways, some of them hurt like hell but some of them are just bonkers

Matyas Krizsan

I think the characters are the most interesting, and the overall feel is that you’re in the actual border lands. The other game’s worlds seem so put together. It’s my favorite, But objectively bl2 is more fun I think. The guns, bosses are more interesting and the story is better. The ending of bl1 sucks but Knoxx dlc makes up for it. But in bl2 there’s like no part of the game that’s boring.

Daimondz

Holy shit I got recommended the same armbar for harry video this week too

Sóley Nótt

Im a girly girl with a very stupid crass humor. I looove this pod, especially since you guys are so good at being funny without being bigoted 🩷 I think the dog jokes are funny

Meghan

Maybe the 6% female audience all transitioned

InfernalIsopod

as a trans guy they fucking nailed it with the convo at the end LMAO

shortsapper

Happy Women’s month! Happy to serve as a woman patriot 🫡

MandyAllstar

being a girl on the patreon makes me feel like an endangered species

Gage Stoneman

Blockbuster chud for life here. The head and shoulders shampoo scene Slime is talking about is from Evolution with David Duchovny not Eight Legged Freaks with David Arquette.

Emma Bockrath

PERFECTLY SAID!! girl patriots to the front 😤

Emma Bockrath

the yard is one of the only man-only podcasts that I think could successfully find a woman to invite to the Patreon 🙏

AtticJulia

I am trans woman, I like dis show because in a weird way i miss hanging with men in the way i used to but after years of transition i just keep noticing how most men r just so awful towards woman, now i only really hang with a handful of them, so dis podcast fills this hole for me because 99% of the time no social lines of mine r crossed an the 1% usually arent atrocious enough to make me hate this.

Benjamin Boobyer

Was gonna say the same but looked to see if anybody had said it first, glad I checked.

Gage Stoneman

I checked too, but I also hate that I felt the need to even correct it. I am dirtman

the yard

the correction is fine but many already beat you to it, the true misstep was not checking beforehand and just wanting the Correction Cookie

Gage Stoneman

I didn't scroll far enough down. Correction cookie too sweet

Camron Douglass

We get an extra hour of the regular podcast every week on patreon that is separate from the main that’s on YT, DnD doesn’t get extra episodes but patreon gets each episode a week earlier than YT

zaina

if comedy compilations made a video of all the times slime said bomboclaat, i could probably get my jamaican mom to start watching

Roland

When are they going to read the bible?

Shizz

petition to have all trans men keep only their youtube accounts as female to keep the numbers up? 🏳️‍⚧️✊

Jaxx

Was one of the women that left, then joined back because watching weekly was too engrained in my routine. It was hard watching some episodes for a period of time cause certain jokes were really not it. Now it's better so I'm back

Aria

Trans woman and long time viewer from BTS, i've always loved that i didnt have to stop watching yall when i transitioned because yall actually have sane moral takes. keep being a good example <3

Alex Cruz

Top three openings all time

nell

bl2 ON TOP 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

nell

it’s like integer overflow, patreon doesn’t know how to quantify it yet

nell

aga

kateh225

proud female listener of the yard podcadt ✊️

kateh225

luds chinese could use some work tho

Bunnykill

No one rage baits me more then Ludwig. I feel nick’s rage 😂

Snow

someone already said this but as a trans woman, this reminds me of my childhood. There’s def some jokes where im like “not great” but thats how it is with everyone. I think this really is just a grounding place cause post transition ive not been able to find many strong male forces in my life anymore and this helps that a lot.

Snow

also re: the golden ticket discussion mine is 100% SOMA. Fav horror game of all time.

sayanide_ 0

as a girlie on both the yard and wine about it patreons, nick the misogynist might win some of the women back after those eps this week, good shit

Helen S

Cis female viewer, love the humor like 90% but I truly consider leaving when the poopfart fartpoop weekly section of the pod becomes too much for my taste

Gerzie

The ref is always the person who last got a question correct.

xavier!

holy shit, 56:43 i was the one who wrote that message about positive masculinity, and being a transgender man on the subreddit. aiden responded to it (with pretty much verbatim what he said on the pod), but i would’ve never expected to hear it talked about on an episode. i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t emotional lmao. you guys fucking rock, thank you for being you

finnfinn0708

im a trans guy viewer, THX for the mention slime! you boys have had a special place in my heart for over 2 years now. ive smoked so much crazy transgender weed to this pod every week

Snoweydude

Can't wait for PSL paramilitary rp arma server

Jamie Hauken

Counter-offer: Make the cis guys do it. Or, better yet, get actual women so the number means something.

Mack

trans guy viewer here and thats like the exact reason why i like the show so much LOL i found the yard before even thinking about my gender like that and now im a proud trans guy :D

Fraud_Monet

is the taste limit time-based or intensity-based?

Travis Jones

the rare appearance of censorship donkey behind the paywall

Aydan Hazeldine

I’m a 21 year old man and I’ve been watching this show since day one and it has definitely made me a better man and I thank you for it. I am more conscious of the way my actions affect others and willing to accept my flaws as a man I think in part because of this show. I do think seeing a group of woke fellas just joking is important for young men. I think the key is that none of it is intentional or feel forced. TLDR : you guys made being a good person seem cool

ena

literally i didnt think the number could go lower 💀

Max

My cousin made that Harry Potter video and makes those videos bc he genuinely loves doing so

ren

as a girl watching the patreon i think you could bring in more girls with more gaybaiting!

Eep

i’m a woman w/ two younger brothers. i think that the jokes and conversations are very similar to the ones i have with my brothers in that they’re sometimes crass (which we think is hilarious) but always respectful. i’m also bi, so i appreciate the respect there too

Scott

Ferrari did make tractors too

Pierce Habberfield

Ludwig’s textbook argument is so bad. It’s not “oh I had the textbook before the test” it’s “oh I read the test before the test”

Cruncher

I am a woman.... The positive masculinity is dope

chris redacted

first time ever commenting on patreon but for trivia yall need to download EZbuzzer or something like it. its a free buzzer app connected through bluetooth on your phones so it just ends the debate

sheeple

The reason it seems like girls are leaving the audience is because theyre actually transitioning into men

Zander

nick not even checking his recent trash in the gallery to clear his name

O

I hope slime reads this, but that isnt from eight legged freaks. it is from evolution with david duchovney.

Christian

If the yard is represented by ftm, what is the mtf equivalent?

Collin Fells

We’re paywalling merch now? Doesn’t Aiden want to make money 😩

Amarie

Holding it down since day one 🤝

Jamie White

I had no idea about the trans man thing with the pod, I'm trans and the fact that I even love the yard in the first place was something that made me have to realize who I am in the first place. really cool

Kaitlan

Fist time commenting, but I wanted to share my 2 cents as a woman(9% represent!) and wildlife biologist. I have been watching since ep 10 consistently because of the escape it provides. I know nothing about video games, yet listening when they talk about them is appealing for that particular reason. Im curious how many other women feel this way? A reminder of how similar we all are despite the differences in how we chose to live our lives. And you know. It’s funny, so that’s enough of a reason too.

Kaitlan

All of that to say the reason the male percentage is so high is because they are more likely to find it and relate. But I believe women are more likely to stay because it’s a peek into a life we don’t have or really want.

Barnalicus

my golden ticket is cookie clicker

based

I am a woman, wildlife biologist, and know nothing about video games but have been listening for years. We are the same.

based

If you guys kissed more girls would watch.

naeraida

also a woman, undergrad bio student that really wants to get into wildlife biology later on, and a viewer from p early on. some niche coincidence or this pod doubling as prior experience in the wildlife field

brin

another token trans guy here who found the pod and felt a weird sense of belonging of “ohhhh THIS is what it’s like to hang with The Boys. cool” big fan of the energy yall give off. I describe the pod to friends as “‘boys will be boys’ but in a good way”

FieryRyan789

What do you think m2af stands for?

Kevin Cemeno

Pulling out the recording for a couch trivia YouTube video is psychopath behavior

Big Fuy

chubby cattle monday best aimen bit by far

shirley

about the last bit, are the women leaving... or are they becoming the men. also im (probably) a rare non melee head trans woman yard fan

ChurroPapi

God 8 legged freaks scared the shit out of me as a kid

Eden AR

The women aren’t leaving they’re just all becoming men: the trans yard agenda

Max

Took my first Testosterone shot while listening to The Yard podcast

Mary

Not trans just still a woman fan because I just skip the parts of the podcast when you guys are too annoying, sometimes entire episodes 🫶 all love

Cameron Rudderforth

As another trans guy in the comment, this is one of the only pods i listen to because i love the energy lmaoooo

Ivan Bundy

my goat karl j mentioned by anyone for the first time in years?? lets go??

ayla

as a trans woman, especially as one that stereotypically loves melee, i’ve always loved this pod. i just really appreciate how when talking about trans players/people, you just talk about them how you’d talk about anyone. 4 guys having such a big platform and just talking about trans people as people is super important💛

Bear Figueroa

I have taken my T shot to this pod more often than not, been w me for 4 years of HRT and nontoxic masculinity now 😎

Cas

maybe the girls aren’t leaving, there are just more guys now :) day 1 yard girl still clocking in weekly 🫡

Jamie Hauken

I am a non-binary Jamie and have already seen a trans woman Jamie in this comment section, so if you are a trans man Jamie on The Yard Patreon, we are now a complete set. I don't know what to do with that, but I did feel like pointing it out.

Marqueef

the fact that the fellas are not aware of the recently deleted tab in their phone is bewildering

JacobMak

It's so funny for Aiden to bring that up 3 minutes before the episode ends

Benjamin Ketel

"Trivia Master" Slime is remembering the wrong movie (or at least NL misremembered it too), that scene takes place in the movie Evolution, not Eight-Legged Freaks.

the yard

you are maybe the 30th person to say this

kylie

woman here!

Marci Vox

proud member of the 9%

Rex

I might be one of the women leaving soon (questioning gender, not gonna stop watching)

Tess Wildenauer

i transitioned just to help boost the number of girls watching o7

Hannah

Squeex is charming!!!!

JustQ

As a woman, I have trouble getting my cis bf into this pod lmao. I have also typically been in male spaces a lot so the pod feels familiar and comfy

Owen

Speaking of trans men and the female viewership decline reminded me of a time where a Supertf viewer sent a message jokingly apologizing for increasing his male viewership because he had just recently begun transitioning

Cinnaquill

Trans men mentioned! Hell yeah. Happy to see Slime happy to see trans men who are happy to see slime? You know what I mean. TY Slime, my masculine icon.

Drea Grotrian

Proud member of the 9% I watch more then my boyfriend does 😂 I never considering leaving but even if I had creating DND nailed the coffin ⚰️ to my yard fence.

Steven Payne

I understand I’m talking into the void, but to me as a cis male I find it refreshing to have “the boys” and not need to do any of the toxic male things to be funny or have an enjoyable conversation. I appreciate the community and I’m glad to be apart of such a diverse, creative group!

Alexandra

as one of the 9% that’s listened for years, it has been a more difficult listen lately cause i think yall talk about melee on average more than you used to. it’s a bit much but also it’s your podcast so who cares and im still here paying so 🤷‍♀️

Jankum

Cant believe Slime dissed Colorado like that. It is literally the best state by far.

Fred Dreasher

Ludwig says (with bad tones) "我的朋友喜欢我的中文。" which means "My friend likes my Chinese" not "wants" that would be "我的朋友想要我的中文。" which is xiǎng yào instead of xǐhuān. all in all very close, when y'all speak Chinese it tickles me to hear :) this specific phrasing is just something I hear getting confused a lot at least in my circles.

Mary Coffelt

As a part of the 9% I aint got anybody in the life I can get into the pod lol. Husband too busy making his own podcast lmao

Joshua Haskett

There’s also an adjacent genre of YouTube video that’s absurdist gets you to click just out of curiosity, I saw one that was “could the 2015 Broncos defence have held the Persians at Thermopylae?”

Bailey

me trans questioning like omfg that felt so good to hear

PIGEOT

9% rise up

tefdan

all the girls ain't leaving the pod. they're just all trans men now

Iszie Hernan

i left but i’m soooooo back

deadballoons

I stopped what I was doing to see if anyone had said it's Evolution in the comments. It is Julianne Moore, but it's David Duchovny. They're talking to those two bulbous brothers (i think brothers?) in the lab and he sees the back of her shirt, figures out selenium is poison to the aliens, and the one thing the burgeoning brothers know is that it's in Head & Shoulders. I have the dvd lol

Eve

Trans fem here. The only people I know that watch the pod irl are all women. Myself and 2 of my friends from dnd. The Yard has always been a comfort show for me and i love how they show positive masculinity. Ive tried other podcasts but none of them have stuck. the Yard is the GOAT fr

Twah

I recently played SOMA and it is probably my new favorite horror game

Kurogue Nine

Its funny, I'm a yard girly but my bf doesn't like it at all lol