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Where is everybody? | Yard D&D ep. 43 (Early Access) (Patreon)

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2026-05-19 16:55:59
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The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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Dragau4

Should be 210 right?

so lie

the answer is 210 for the dice 🫪

AJ

every iteration of the dice is 21 20+1 19+2 18+3 so you just do 21 x (20/2) = 210

Mr_Aaronoth

Loving the early access, listen to each on release then with all the effects and art the week after. So glad Patreons API has improved over the last 2-3 years of the pod, used to be so hard to use

Daboop333

Love the statistic math

Jamie Hauken

Does anyone else have the song Daddy Issues by Demi Lovato in their head right now? Unrelated to the episode, of course.

Sheldon F

Is anyone else excited about their special announcement ? I mean they teased it a few eps ago at the end and it’s still bouncing around in my head lol

Dallin Stoddard

Dnd is an interesting balance because I agree with the boys that every boss fight just feels difficult to be difficult, and Dave explaining the bosses actually have to be able to withstand 4 dudes, and an easy answer is just add more weak enemies but then turns take 20 minutes to get to the top of the round. It's a hard line to walk but Dave walks it perfectly!

Kdn

Today?

Gerold Cooper

My LORD! This man has been cracked to the meat!

Gilbo

The Stonebeardification of StoneBeard needs to be studied

Crim

How was it not immediately apparent that they travelled through time at the end…

Dragau4

The fact that CK told Rhone that Selinia's soul being missing is related to the fate of the world. And Rhone hasn't said anything to anyone about it is pretty crazy lol

C0sm1cH4z3

No i thought so too at first but forgot what a factorial was. Factorial is multiplication.

Teeto

It's bothering me how blatant clear it is that this is Mori back in time, and that Calamity was a servant to big C.K for hundreds of years. Like she LITTERALY said that she "WAS" made to be in debt with him. UGHH!

Teeto

W ep though frfr

Julian

805 shout out!!!!!!!

Gramble Gigglefunny

Ts is still called the vampire queen??? how are we ever going to get back to that

Meghathron

Coquette stroga still waiting by the phone for them to call her

Kenzhou

I've been thinking about it too, i thought i was going crazy and i just missed it lmao

EJ

JOHNNY KAPAHALA: BACK ON GEORG

BigAIDS99

Fernello is georg’s yingling

keys

Hey Dave! I had a question on what level all the boys are, I don’t know if its been said already and I just forgot lol

Kdn

:( not today

Brody

Dave has been trying set up this “Mori’s past” plot line for like 30 episodes and they just won’t let him do it. That being said I’m sure perspective is much different for us who watch all the episodes as they come out. For them this spans months/years

Luke Forsythe

“Have you ever laid?” “Wha- uh, yeah, of course” “Pfft, 🙄 with whomst?” Comedy gold

George Bell

Dave has the ultimate opportunity to rip the Austin powers “I’ve lost my mojo” bit with stone beard here

Tripp

I really hope the the Georg Dad / Creeping Knight bit keeps going

Katie

Post the penis to the patey pls

darkred

dude aiden's surfs up dream is the funniest shit, and top it slime hitting a nat 20 on singing drive with aiden joining in god they are really cooking

Lonker Shlonk

Can't wait to see what the scary predators get up to today!

McCMayo

The Creeping Knight picking up Georg would be fire animated, I can see it now, in my minds eye

OzzyWormin

DId they get sent back in time?! this is peak

Hahahaha

Guys i’m in a psyche hospital and this is my only bit of respite every week

Venele

Sides of a D20 is 20 9 times (19+1, etc) + 10 + 20 so 210

Reese Welker

I really thought it was the creeping night. Maybe this is a play on words maybe I’m an idiot but I really thought it was night

Nathan Emswiler

Stonebeard on a generational run in these recent episodes

zobug

ive had plenty of "omg how could they forget this!" moments myself, but i think the comments about it are starting to get a little too particular and too excessive hahaha. they've got a lot to keep up with in the moment!

zobug

and obviously there are bigger plot points that are good to remember, but even in this episode BDW let ludwig roll with advantage to remember something important after he failed the first roll, like they get there eventually

Zachary Davidson

Getting the Nazi girlfriend pregnant is something I've had a friend deal with. Not great

Javier Diaz

I didn’t get that at, I guess that makes sense but idk if time travel is something the gods are capable of

CornerGinger

Especially since the person the Creeping night told them to look for is HIMSELF BEFORE HE WAS THE CREEPING NIGHT

Cullen Engle

Had to pause while I googled the song “Drive” by Incubus so I could really get the vibe

Neopolitan

i love leonas' dream

dmln

gotta be ludwigs best ep yet

Demix

lol @ the editor, leaving 'the creeping knight' with the dad prop in the intro teaser

Max Gochman

Anyone else not realize until this episode that it’s Creeping Knight not Creeping Night

ABitDistant

fully expecting Rone's sibling to speak full english by the end of the week some how

Natalie Clark

yingling guest starring frenello WHEN!!!

fästemö

them constantly forgetting everyone's names has made it so rone's step-sister has the same name as leonas's mother. which might've been sweet if they didn't establish they'd never met 😭

Natalie Clark

listen i know there’s a lot these guys have to keep track of but it’s HILARIOUS to me that of all the female names that exist, Rone picked one of the few that have already been used 😭 I’m choosing to believe that Dahlia Azul and Sarah Calladus(?) are BFFs and she named her daughter after her

Jocko9955

“They called Chauncey Mr. Hands at the race track” is the most underrated bar from the ep

Lexerz

24:53 so glad at least Slime remembers how Rone’s family works with the whole dead adopted father thing

Sleep for Dinner

I love how Georg’s 400 lbs is only brought up to show how strong other people are, by how effortlessly everyone picks him up

Tiago Rocha

6? I think Georg has paladin aura already

Mo Moad

I think the guys kind of just forget that not being in the scene means you need to rp not knowing that information. TBF they do try most of the time and most groups struggle with this already so its whatever.

Tanner Anderson

Valathar Moonfall is the Creeping Knight's name from when he was just a guy, it was in the flame ledger

Zander

Thinking abt it since Georg is a tortle and stonebeard is a githyanki both of them hatched from eggs so it's def makes sense stonebeard doesnt have 100% solid idea abt child birth

JDMan

My theory is that they were sent to the past and that’s why calamity is so hostile, she is in active war mode.

Martin VL

I don’t think it’s time travel but it’s definitely calamity and the creeping knights backstory. Might just be a dream world hallucination or whatever, he did say he was gonna “show them” since they weren’t talkers

Jamie Hauken

I love your persistence. One day

Jamie Hauken

She's gonna Chuckesme and defend her whole town from the demons

Jamie Hauken

Do you think GJ was in an egg? I miss her.

Zander

I feel like surely cause both dragons and turtles would have eggs so surely she was an egg

Kdn

One day indeed 😎

Mat

It's crazy that it is so clear they were sent to the past (the person CK sent them to meet literally has his name from when he was alive) and none of them put it together

TheOneFallen

The Creeping Knight should have a Cowboy hat and a poncho

Colton Crenshaw

NEED to know what mtg decks Nicholas Envy Falco Vercillo is running

Matt

I'm excited for Georg's eventual training arc with Fernello. I hope it's like Jiraiya teaching Naruto the rasengan in that Fernello shows him how to use a skill, then fucks off to le fuq shaque to swim in it

jonas lilley

i feel like this new CK side quest to the past is a training arc for the boys to hone their skills.

InfernalIsopod

Every time the boys are theorizing about the story at the end, I go "hmm I wonder if Dave has thought of that" and every single time it turns out he did think of that and also more

jay gaboriault

it would be 20x10=200 no? -a guy who took 3 dabs on his lunch break

Morgo

when i realized that was the bit i couldnt stop laughing at how he just pulled that completely out of thin air

Maybe

georg not making any attempt to find gj is so fucking crazy

CzdM

hoping its a comic, praying its a spinoff campaign

CzdM

they have a parents groupchat, its like coldcock azul, dahlia azul, sarah, seth, fernello, waterlotus, paloma and tahm kench

CzdM

he learns but the caveat is that at the end of the training georg also perpetually smells like dogfood forever as well

CzdM

the textbooks on him are forever misorganized in the libraries of the world

CzdM

i think the same way lol its like sports where you're like omg do you remember when this guy struckout 8 years ago, but the guy doing the thing was like that's 8 yrs ago i dont remember that

CzdM

kind of want Rhone to find an egg now so he can also be a father but like with Georg, Leonas is also raising the egg so then Leonas is a stand-in father of 2

CzdM

my guess is black red or black white, idk why lol

CzdM

"i have things i think about but i have to put them aside to prioritize the mission" - Georg this episode, but yeah ngl it is absolutely bonkers he spent like 5 min looking lol then gave up and went with his friends to another city

CzdM

imagine we found out Georg's dad is the son of the Creeping Knight and that's why Creeping Knight likes Georg so much, then that makes him like higher up than Rhone on the Mori hierarchy

Colton Crenshaw

dropped dos racks for his rakdos so he can krenko his mob boss

Jtag

Bruh where is GJ, is georg not concerned at all about his baby momma and his actual daughter

Natalie Clark

obsessed with the concept of frenello and tahm kench being in the parents groupchat

Jens Marissens

1:22:10 Them not making any jokes about the Maurie show is truly a wasted opportunity.

sierra

The vampire queen is just the title of the campaign, so what they're doing will either come back together to that, or what they're doing is quests based on their decisions. Dave def helps them towards the goal but also lets them make their decisions and your decisions and rolls really impact the overall campaign. I think selenis will come back as an undead and reign as queen. I think her parents are somehow in on this. But I'm excited to see some backstory stuff play out here ☺️

sierra

Would love to see a yard episode where you guys discuss everything, and start connecting the dots more. I know it's different since us viewers are watching and can keep up better 😂 but it would be nice to see what y'all think

darkred

how ever much they get made fun of for not understanding the game, ill say until this episode i thought it was "The Creeping Night" not "Knight" lmao. still do know how the fuck ludwig got that he was a centaur lmaoooo

Tommy

The final “A doctor please” was hilarious, and the slow cook for some made it even better

Kyle Grillo

The emotion and acting in this ep absolutely reaching new peaks 😂loving this

Kyle Grillo

The swap into the surfing scene was insane, big surfs up vibes 🏄‍♂️

Isaiah

It’s gonna be an art book

Sil Verkade

Great shout, i done forgor bout that

CzdM

they have a side chat of just them two being like "why are we in here??"

Mikey

Took a break from the show for a bit but have been loving coming back to it still so funny!

Remixify

I love the after show