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00:00:00 - streamer university

00:02:20 - the D&D update

00:05:25 - joi

00:08:15 - spoiler time!!

00:11:25 - crossing the joi line

00:12:23 - having the talk with your kid (and lying)

00:18:06 - would you breakup with your girlfriend to power uganda?

00:22:44 - aiden reading a book on ethics

00:28:30 - nick found a way to ragebait his girlfriend

00:30:04 - if she was a worm..

00:32:17 - is joi cheating?

00:35:15 - would you use a friends joi if you were stuck in a pit?

00:39:30 - attractive celebrities

00:50:50 - baddie aliens

00:52:06 - slime with a full neck tattoo

00:54:25 - piercings

00:57:25 - the most impersonated guy ever

01:00:18 - episode was a bit crass!

01:01:01 - thanks for watching!

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need2smoke

can't wait for the streamer U tier list episode!

josh burke

I like that since d&d they’ve really taken the role play to heart, the jerking off bit in this ep and I’m thinking abt the bit they did with cop Ludwig smelling cum, using “actions”

Kdn

Dave leaving does something to the boys

breezie

Donating ad money from an evil advertiser but still doing the ad is net negative imo. It isn't about saving face, it is about refusing to promote and stand behind something evil outwardly to people who trust your judgement and listen to you otherwise. Doesn't matter if the advertiser happens to not make the spend back on you, and no shot donating whatever the amount is offsets getting people into potentially and associating yourself with something evil.

breezie

It does refer to this, though I think that one you linked is the very first prototype of what people were actually able to buy commercially as the first distributed record medium

the yard

if you talk like that again about the people that work there i will ban you from the patreon

Big Fuy

when slime said he told caleb from pal an idea i really thought it was gonna be to watch benjamin button over the course of 10 episodes

Peyton Lackner

Sitting down with my worm girlfriend asking if we can open up the relationship

Evan

The having the talk with your kid skit almost killed me

McCMayo

What a thought provoking episode

Jacob

Trib Tuesdays w/ Thick&Then

SuyePhoto

im honestly surprised slime or nick did not know that

Ethan

Also, the other version of the phrase is 'on record' vinyl discs are called records, the phrase has a resurgence in usage from there.

the yard

took your face off your pfp too you worthless coward cuck

Geo Rod

to completion

KaleChap

Hate it when the earnest joi doesnt pass the bechdel test

fraud.records

This ep gave me earnest joi 🫰🫶

Cawnor

aiden having the realization that everyone else on dnd is roleplaying and he's just being himself when he strikes out with every woman. soon hes going to start looking at slime like blud's a real turtle

Hypn0_toad

Prince Albert to Elvis in mainland china pipeline

Stan Shun

Bombing an orphanage to build a hospital isn’t ethical. Just because there is more sick people then orphans doesn’t justify killing them. This is in response to Aiden argument to take shameful advertisers and donating the money.

Matthew Ritt

15:33 I let out my loudest “what” in years

jemiGnome

nicks talking about jordi el niño polla. he’s been brought up on the pod before, pretty sure BY NAME

breezie

It's also worth mentioning that some charities will literally turn down "tainted" or "dirty" money donations, they genuinely don't want it. Even if they don't know or care, handing a charity a stack from somewhere evil doesn't absolve supporting the unethical practices that gave them that money to begin with, which they believe you advertising it will do. For example, Polymarket and Kalshi would foam at the mouth for LS ads because it gives an air of legitimacy to them I don't think Aiden recognizes they have. Giving that amount of X thousands of dollars to some cause almost feels worse, if you don't need that money then why even take it and insult your fans and viewers to begin with. The onus should not be on the audience to know that what you're shilling is evil and rally against you, people were mad because it felt like a betrayal of stated values (specifically Atrioc having been loudly against TurboTax and then doing a read for them, even if it came up last minute). I do respect Aiden's take comes from the place of trying to take the most ethical route, it just feels like he reasoned this backwards in a way that deserves pushback.

Boston

I think Aiden is correct about the advertising, when you know your audience. Ludwig for example probably shouldn't take scandalizing ads on main given his varied and often young audience.

Boston

Basically if you're a 23-year-old conscious enough to watch lemonade stand and get one shot by a crypto ad you kinda deserved it.

Jonathan

Henry Cavill

periipheral

aiden turner (especially in rivals + the hobbit) is maybe the hottest man in the world

Nick Earley

Why are Patreon comments so odd?

SVZN77

nick definitely has the best j.o.i. voice of the four.

nell

slime was surely there when they invented it, he just must’ve forgot

nell

im so high im getting comfy

nell

i think your comments single-handedly changed my mind you should become a writer broski

Chrust

do you think there are more 23 year old with gambling addictions or 11 year old ludbuds with gambling addictions

Chrust

also is the argument then just that if you make a mature enough show you can have ads from anyone. if they had ads from the idf is it ok because kids aren’t watching. I like lemonade stand but like they’re doing more harm then good especially in a way that is real to their own audience

Chrust

and aiden talks about how not doing the ad is “saving face” but i think it’s also saving face to be like yah we accepted this ad for some reason but were gonna donate the money now which i think is just also saving face but now you’ve done harm to your audience

Daniel

aimen so real for pierced pp, im also bi, and admitting that shit out loud when not sure is crazy, and lets be real, your kinda asking to know if itd be a good idea, bc if i as a bi man like it, then theres def others that like it, its really a modern bisexual man's greatest dilemma, and a thought journey each of us must travel alone

Nesto

Javier Bardem or Colman Domingo

Igen Foreman

I think you're underestimating how much good the right charity can do

Gooseshank

the gayest thing said on the podcast is still that time Slime said he wanted to wash Ludwig

Jtag

Was coming to comment about this.

terminallybill

Lee Pace is the most beautiful man. Or Josh O'Connor. Dev Patel's def up there too.

goekenaitor

An honest thought on the JOI conversation. The JOI is cheating if it’s made explicitly for you. If it’s just a video posted on the hub or something, that’s just porn

terminallybill

damn or david tennant. men are so beautiful

Konasuba

Jensen Ackles might be the most beautiful man to me

Nyk Q

I stayed at a BnB years ago in Northeast PA where they had one of those upright wax cylinder players. The actual horn that the sound came out of was so heavy it was suspended from the ceiling with a cast iron chain. When I asked the guy running the place what it was he was so excited to teach me and play some Sousa tracks on it for me. They sound super cool in person, just super impractical to own in current year

Griff

Genuinely the weirdest feeling in the world seeing streamer university in the city I went to college recently. Wish people were more normal so fan interactions were allowed but it is what it is

Byron

What's funnier Nick's Joi to Ludwig being so good, QT breaks up the engagement or that it's so good that they become a throuple?

ray

Its funny to see you all have the absolute worst taste in men ive ever seen in my life

shirley

do you think theres a paperback JOI

fraud.records

I think youre underestimating how many ppl would get on kalshi if LS had a contract with them 👌 ppl trust what these guys say and pushing gamba is an abuse of that trust if you think gamba bad (same reason why turboturd read went shit, they say turbo bad then turned around n promoted it to the ppl who gave them the platform to begin with)

sloki

Aiden I'm curious, what was the book that sparked the ethics conversation? Your line of thinking is quite similar to Peter Singer's "Drowning Child Thought Experiment"

Ryan Guzzling

Nick with the Jordie El Nino reference is crazy ball knowledge (Pause)

CJ Bingman

nick is talking about jordi el niño, i see and hear you nick

⋆✮ Lizz ✮⋆

Crazy they didnt mention Jensen Ackles for most beautiful man. That man has been a heartthrob in every stage of his life. 10/10 no notes.

⋆✮ Lizz ✮⋆

Im almost 100% certain they've talked abt a Prince Rupert before, which led to Aiden talking abt hooking up with a girl w nip piercings which, once again, led to the convo of sucking off a peen w some metal in it. Life is such a beautiful circle <3

Kit

wondering genuinely if they know it’s pronounced deb-you-see

Epi

Sung Kang is the most beautiful man I've ever seen, imo

Bake Mo

D&D is extremely heartbreaking.

Raymond Waldon

They're calling it the most homo-erotic episode of all time.

Rex

the one time i can actually contribute to a conversation regarding this podcast is ab dick piercings. no, it does not keep u chubbed nor do u have to be chubbed for the piercings. i haven't been told the pierced wang is more fun to suck tho, so i will have to get back to everyone on that part. i do have a frenum piercing tho rather than a prince albert, but i imagine its the same conceptually

Brad

Yo can someone tell me how to get in the Patreon discord I never joined it when I first subbed and I dunno how to

Tommy

I

Tommy

I'm not saying it's me, but someone is gonna clip and edit Aidan reading the script

Rob Carlstrom

As a fellow bi guy aiden, it is a lot of fun when they have a prince albert

breezie

It sounded like his whole plan was to do something wrong on purpose so he can "make it right" after, instead of just doing the right thing the whole way. Even if this scheme was net positive, the negative part is purely a result of doing the ad read, while any 20k to the same charity is 20k. Something net positive that has both extremely positive and pretty negative effects still has pretty negative effects no matter how you slice it. I think donating the money is the right call after taking a shitty sponsorship, but taking shitty sponsors on purpose to reconcile via donations after is backwards. The main issue I take is that the money is in direct exchange for the value they plan to extract from his viewers, us. Let's say Kalshi gives Aiden 20k and they eventually make 100k+ off of his viewers signing up and losing money, but he donates it. Aiden essentially donated 20k of his viewers' future Kalshi losses to charity, netted Kalshi 80k+ from his viewers and is now personally spokesperson for gambling. Not only does it hurt his viewers, it torches his credibility. If he wants to direct money towards charity at the expense of his viewers (I mean this in good faith), just saying "I think X charity is good and my viewers should donate to it" on LS after a safe read or doing a Rockathon style event is only positive and provably works.

Wren Eaton

Learning that Kelby is a marathon player is the most damning thing about him /j

Thrangorge

Bespoke dentist joi that takes out your wisdom teeth

Just Some Rat In a Pie

Only watched 24 minutes but had to comment that taking money from a shitty corporation to do good things, you are kindof just allowing that company to take partial credit for those good things being done.

Stephanie

As the 10% of women my vote for the hottest man ever is jerma

volturtles

Kelby based and marathon pilled

jacob beaudway

I rarely see the answer but my hottest man alive pick is Dev Patel (hair dependent a bit) as a bi man, though Chewitel Ejiofor and tom holland both do it for me in their own ways. Oh and Sidney Crosby modern era but I may be too biased as a pens fan to impartially assess that. Finally, my horrifically embarrassing one is in high school my bi awakening was a huge crush on early vlog squad era David Dobrik…

Eli

but dude what if its like your exe who posted it somewhere but not explicitly for you, that's gotta be cheating

Eli

one of the most thoughtful episode yet

Ethan Atwell

dude does that for real translate to jordi the cock boy

TheLazerCat

Sleeping on Zac Efron during Baywatch era

Nic

great episode. I laughed! smiley face emoji

Lyle

The plot of Mickey 13 is about finding out if Robert Pattinson is cute or courageous

Chuffer

Scrolled through the comments desperate to see someone correct Aiden about his Debussy piece but no luck. GYMNOPEDIE 1 is Erik Satie thank you for your attention to this matter

James

jois for the boys

Ace

23 year old Keanu reeves is the hottest man I agree

Gal Bezek

As an audio nerd, "it's on wax" comes from Edison wax cylinders that preceded vinyl record players

AJKay

it’s crazy because i’ve always thought young Bam Margera was a very good looking guy, nick spittin

TMFD

yes

SenileMeat

Deadlock mentioned 🤩

paulinara

Listening to this ep as a woman and as someone who doesn't know wtf a joi is is a wild experience

Mimi

i believe that if you have a personal connection with the maker, then any type of porn is cheating

Kirsi

most beautiful man lowkey wizzrobe

Crotchuma

i think the boys dms are gonna be crazy after this one

jhonzoball

So funny everyone's legs were crossed by the end 🤣

Jens Marissens

Edison cylinders were made from wax. Vinyls are made from Vinyl

Keegan

now, you’ve got a story i bet based on the specifics illustrated here

SCam

Put this on the main feed the plebs deserve another this was a good ep

Buttman333

And also people are greedy and I feel like wouldn’t be as good at being committed to donating blood money as they build themselves up to be in their heads. Like in your head if you won the lottery you’d use the money to do all these great things but when people actually do get their hands on money shit goes different than they thought it would. All in all, can’t trust corpos but also can’t trust rich people

Lenny

As a real joi enjoyer, I would probably take about 10 minutes before I used any of those JOIs, unless I didnt have to wait for them to download.

Etch

Feels like the Blue button vs Red Button debate that came out a bit ago. Blue button takes in account variability.

han

generational ep, don't think they can top this

Tiago Rocha

"have a fuckin good day i guess" at the end of the most trauma inducing ep oat

Slow Turrtle

9:50 when slime says "I don't think they had protection" I just heard nick in my head saying "surely they had Trojans, no?"

Kuro

Matt Bomer, thank me later gentleman

john witmer

Instead of a beat off can we get a joi off? Which one of the boys can make the best joi

Arkhamj81

Is anybody almost 100 percent sure they’ve heard some of these bits word for word already?

zthr

I know it’s not a rare take but 30yo brad pitt will forever be the hottest man for me, especially his look from se7en

William Patterson

Put it on wax as referring to a Phonograph which used wax cylinders vinyls are vinyl Phonograph cylinder came out in like 1880s vinyl records came out in the 1940s

rita

scrolling down to make a comment about raising children, then noticing in the timestamps that the joi talk doesn't stop. Then thinking better of your original intentions... you=me in this scenario

Youssef Shoaib

Importantly, Aiden wasn't actually arguing for gamba companies. His example was specifically turbo tax. I don't know if your argument really works for that.

Jiren Joestar

Jenson Ackles specifically his haircut and facial hair in The Boys is the most handsome man imo

Stefan Garvey

I fell asleep on a flight listening to this and they were talking about JOI’s and woke up like 20 minutes to them STILL talking about JOI’s

Mel

"go in the fridge" cracked me up

Mel

With the worm joi someone did a really good patty & selma but i couldn't tell who through the tears

Teeeeedot

Was hoping someone was gonna say “ that’s just a normal day for mr beast” when Ludwig listed offthe kid and giving people lights

Blank

The gymnopedies were by Erik Satie not Debussy

Ryan Meier

I won’t be the first to say it’s not tuff

Ryan Meier

Penis to my head, Aiden being a little gay and JOI-abiding doesn’t rub me the wrong way

Tyler B

Three cheers for sweet revenge era Gerard Way was fine asf

Toast

Johnny Knoxville easily hottest man

Elliot

thank you so much Aiden for saying austin butler looks hotter in dune I FEEL SO SEEN

Sammykay

Let Aiden be gay!

Eamon

I like when its crass

doddi

I mean I think you are quantifying the hurt from Kalshi getting that air of legitimacy as more than the perceived benefit of whatever help the charity gets/more solar panels in Uganda etc. I don't think it's always the wrong move if you can reasonably believe the benefit will outweigh the cost meaningfully. yes of course you can just "do the right thing" but Aiden is speaking from a purely utilitarian perspective in the bounds of that one decision.

Mary Coffelt

Aiden spoiling One Piece if one of my fav bits