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Ep. 261 - buying the batmobile [AUDIO] (Patreon)

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2026-07-29 19:09:01
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Norovar

Ah yes my weekly paid Yard slop

josh burke

Lud would have killed it as a racist in Ancient Greece

Mitch

Doug DeMuro

Jackson Zanker

clavicular is a zoomer. the oldest gen A kids right now are 14

hoppop

Lud do be right though ya’ll gotta stop using gay as a pejorative

DaddyWarbucks

I emailed state farm to let them know I would never do business with them because I got a single mail advertisement from them. The dude actually replied and asked me about it because it was the first time they'd sent ads out to the area in a while. Fuck this spam bullshit man, I go out of my way to never do business with companies that spam me

Michael Long

I used to work for a luxury car dealer and we had a used rezvani tank for sale. It's chassis is from a jeep, so much so that Im pretty sure the vin still pulled up as a jeep. The whole thing was really terribly done.

MrMonkey

Up to speed with the yard would be awesome

piss shivers

I worked at McDonalds for 6 years and there was projectile shit on the back wall behind the toilet in the men’s bathroom at least 3 times a month

Alex

I would bust a nut in a 1996 Buick Roadmaster

TFivess

2006 subaru baja turbo

garret barber

I appreciated the car conversation because it gives a decent idea of how non-enthusiasts see the industry

garret barber

I gotta say Aiden saying Lamborghini is cringe but liking McLaren was shocking. McLaren is like the epitome of a Rich Guy with no taste wants to go fast car

Tico

Mercedes 190e 2.5-16

kyz0nline

Auction the truck for charity

kyz0nline

Lexus LFA is pretty cool Currently have a 1989 240sx hatch as my “fun” car

Murkii

Pretty much any Mitsubishi Evolution before the last generation is pretty sick and even the final edition EVO X was cool

Isaiah

El Camino is cool decent movie too

Geoff Omans (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 04:00 Dude you cant treat people just doing their job like that man. What the fuck.
2026-07-29 21:11

Sam

Everybody knows the first Wisconsin DUI is free

Geoff Omans

Yes and Lambo is known for their class.

garret barber

Lambo is more extravagant than classy. But they do have a lot cool history and engineering (minus the SUV)

Geoff Omans

I work in a call center. I have to deal with shitty people every day. If I had a customer tell me they were going to come to my place of work and harm me/my coworkers I would absolutely report you to the police. What an insane thing to do. Just fucking hang up bro.

schakri

it’s always interesting listening to them talk about cars as someone who considers themselves an enthusiast

Cassie Vioiciune

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution is the coolest of cars

CORA!

Id do diabolical things for a datsun sunny truck

chris hamrick

coolest car imo is a 97 Subaru WRX, love rally racing and it is a beast for its time

Theseus

Coolest car all time gotta be the Audi rs2 avant. If you got wild amounts of money then the Singer DLS or 959. Or just be the m2af chad and get a GR Corolla/yaris and slap a box on top.

TFivess

Dont worry bro he said its allegedly

Ehydra

2011 Toyota camry

Geoff Omans

Youre right he did thank god

Brandon Cook

GR Corolla is one of the most knowing ball cars. (Not biased and I totally don’t have one)

Roo

for a second rockathon you could do something in december with the Jingle Jam fundraiser that the Yogscast do every year

yacob

You guys should have the guy from the channel Speeed on, he is like the big brother whos into cars and is also a positive influence youve never had

ski mask the hump god

also yes i hate lamborghini for that reason but its mostly because of jake paul rice gum and a little ksi

Cain

What year was the STI he had I love mine perfect car for PA all wheel drive four doors and manual

Hero Savior

A jshock mention in the first minute is crazy

Kinda Warm

Slime's the guy in the audience, *watching* the matrix

Lars Christoffersen

The french athletes dropping out is vengeance for what ludwig has done to the french language

jaygon255

A Blue 1993 Acura NSX

Logan

2019 Ford Escape

the yard

to me Lambos are like very Gary V / KSI core and I always thought that felt soulless, and I think this hinged heavily on the fact that I don't really like how they look, so I kind of itched to associate them with something negative. I think McLarens look really cool, thats kind of all of why i feel positive about them. but if I'm actually sharing my favorites I've always dreamt of getting a Ferrari or a Koenigsegg (the latter probably not very attainable at any point LOL), as a guy who is not really a "car guy" but just admires and scrolls through pics on his phone - Aiden

Tyler Camp

Mitsubishi Pajero Evolution ❤️

Jose Prakash

2005 Ford GT in the Gulf Racing Livery

Jake

I recently got my dream car, b9 rs5 sportback. Such a fun car for a mountain town that gets snow. Had a b8.5 supercharged s4 before that and that was also a fantastic car

Ethan Atwell

that tactical batmobile is the most irvine / newport beach coded wealth signifier i could imagine, bet you could find one at south coast plaza easily

Otis Esch

I think literally everyone in my high school calls the cyber truck gay

big man

Long time listener first time commenter guys, Lexus lfa have worked in the industry for 7 years I drive a Nissan 370 z

mirage

as some one who has substituted over the past year, gay is most certainly back amongst the youths

Jasen

2012 is better

Jasen

1990 Toyota Hilux. Please God bless me with it

Phiash

subaru vivio t-top, not a car guy at all but I want that thing

TheOrangest Orange

I have a 2010 toyota avalon with a huge dent in the back from an accident I got into in high school. When I left for college my parents thought it would be funny to buy me the custom license plate “DENTED”. That’s my vote for coolest car.

Banditoz

Nissan s15 spec r

Severi

KSI and other new money Youtubers ruined Lambos I completely agree with Aiden. Suddenly every ADHD kid in my class wanted Gallardo or Murcielago and its been forever ruined for me. MacLaren P1 was my dream even though it came later.

garret barber

McLarens are beautiful so I don’t blame you. If I was in the tax bracket to approach super cars , I’d go for an 812 Ferrari so we’re on the same page there. I just think Lamborghini has a lot of interesting history, they created the first supercar (Miura). Then went on to make the template supercar silhouette to this day (Countach wedge shape). With the release of the Huracán, they appealed to a wider audience and became the default ‘YouTubermobile’; alongside the GT-R. So I understand making that association. Thanks for putting in the time and I appreciate the response.

Kole

2023 WRX (slime lowkey might've had a small influence)

Kole

and my dream car is a porsche 997.2

Andrew

Acting like a spam call center is a noble profession is funny

Andrew

Benz 190, there’s one in my neighborhood with racing tires that’s so sick. I also love a 80s 911 and of course my lovely 2000 Miata but I hate it cause it’s got a check engine light

Geoff Omans

How did you hallucinate scam into anything anyone said.

Geoff Omans

I literally help people get assistance to pay their fucking electric bill man.

sbin

Nissan March 12SR 2005

Kole

that's sick

velcro

the mk4 vw r32 was my dream car back in the day, would still love one if they weren’t all rotted out

velcro

might be a hot take, but the Evo IV was the best one imo

the yard

this was spam. trust me. I do not get calls about assistance with paying bills

B34N5

Specifically, a 1984 Porsche 944 because it's got a better interior than the later model 944's and slightly more electronical features than the previous iterations of the 924.

Plorpy

In this episode: the fellas independently come up with "built not bought"

drakama

If it's about cool factor, can't get much cooler than cruising in a big body classic American car like a 65 Continental with immaculate paint

Marc W

1st gen tacoma on 31 inch tires

Kdn

Som1 check on Faye she didn’t wahoo

Ethan Doering

Ultimate dream car I'd slob knob for is a kimera evo38.

UTENSIL KING

Maserati MC 12 imo the coolest car

julian

listening to this in the last "cool" gti (mk7.5) made me feel good

Liam berckawitz

I’ve always thought Porsche and Miata’s were the coolest cars, catch me in gta driving a comet

TheoLunavae

Dream car is a 2018 Smart Fortwo I also think the Lamborghini Urus and luxury/sports car brand SUVs are dumb

Daniel Cubid

2001 Toyota Crown Estate is the level of swag I strive for

Sam

1989 E34 M5

Andrew

1970 Plymouth Barracuda

Callum McNeill

Bentley Continental, I am not a ball knower

brawlers world

my nightmare episode. three non-car guys talking boldly about cars without enough knowledge to really articulate what they mean. And they get close! But never stick the landing. At every twist of the conversation, i just want slime to keep it correct. hard times create strong men. Mercedes 190E Evolution II, Porsche Carrera GT or BMW Z4M. i cant pick between the three. very cool cars.

jack merton

2013 Holden Calais V, Australian legend

CatTV

Thunderbirds are cool idk i don't have a license

Jamesearlj

Geeked at lud getting railroaded at 16:25ish

glibey

Nissan 370z cus i have one and it's yellow and it goes BRRMRBRMRBRMRBRM

Brock Olson

Lotus Exige cup 430 is my dream car

Bryce Hoch

Nick, did you also watch the Sidemen video where the one crew was driving around in the rezvani vengeance? I watched the video and went down a similar rabbit hole

jonah brinks

Subaru outback 2022 got it pre-owned

Kaitlyn

I miss my 2015 Genesis coupe 3.8

Sentry Jman

you can never go wrong 1985 Audi Sport Quattro, tbh any of the group B rally cars fuck

Luke Bertschy

Renault 5 Turbo 1 and GF8 Impreza WRX STi are two of my dream cars

Andrew Hetrick

Toyota crown estate athlete v. Elite ball knowledge. Or Audi rs4 avant

T L

Nicks father saw streamer U, he knows he can charge that boy full price

Brayden

I believe the sidemen had the resvani in their America video

Colxn

1970 Pontiac Firebird, black with the gold firebird on the hood with gold detailing

FishlyThoughts AnimationStudios

I restore vintage European cars for millionaires and collectors. I can say with confidence the coolest car is whatever you have driven the most and sunk the most time into. I have a 62 impala that is ugly, but cool because I drive and keep it alive. Fuck trailer queens and Ferraris

Teeeeedot

I own a 2022 Toyota Tacoma Trd off road in lunar rock, it’s my dream truck

Arpek

Ford focus rise up

Fallenstx

86 Toyota Celica, beast of a rwd car

Qubic

1972 455H/0 Firebird Trans-Am 4 Speed Pearl with Black interior.

Bella

When I worked at Barnes and Noble we had this guy come in and all the way across the store little turds kept dropping out of his pant leg. When my manager confronted him and told him to leave he was like “but then I’ll just poop in my car again :(“. He went to the bathroom and got poop EVERYWHERE. My coworker had to clean it and the toilet broke while he was doing it and sprayed him with poop water. The store smelled so insanely bad I have nightmares about it to this day. We had to completely replace the whole carpet because of him

Saaketh Pula

Manual Cadillac CT5V Blackwing. Real ball knowers know.

Nich

the one time i listen to an audio episode they look at a website for 30 minutes

Sóley Nótt

Aiden is so right always, especially about the cars. The stinky suv era we are in right now makes every car look the same. Ugly. I'm not a car person but | love a good design. Dream car Nissan Silvia S14

Brady Fitzsimmons

I know plenty of people who own both teslas and Rivians and they say that Tesla is so far ahead of rivian, its not even close. They’re self driving feature isn’t nearly as seamless as teslas is

James

Subaru Outback 2008

gvnmtname

lotus esprit s2 is awesome

Potatodog64

lancia delta integrale is one of the sickest cars ever built but I love my 98 altezza

Madara

2004 Volvo V70R Coolest, most practical car ever made. You can get it in a sick real color

CrabLegLars

1986 Porsche 944 Hatchback

Jayden Davis

Not the coolest, but I own a GR corolla and listen to M2AF

dmln

'86 nissan 300zx with the digital dash

Thomas manship

As a subru senior master old ej turbo cars are simply money pits. They're really good at turning gas into sound without the byproduct or power... the unequal length headers sound amazing but not worth it. Currently I have a dream bike. Panagali v4s ! Every car guy is a motorcycle guy. They just don't know it yet!

Andrew Raney

I live in MT and like going outdoors and so a car I’ve always thought was cool was the Toyota FJ Cruiser that they made from like ‘07 to 2013. You could get it in manual, 4wd, it had a built in subwoofer which is kinda tacky but fun, take it anywhere, beat it up and it’ll run forever. It’s got a memorable look and you can fit a bunch of friends in it and go places

marcusa

1986 Porsche 944 Turbo

Salmon

Nick, my dad also doesnt have the paternal sharing gene and offers to give me loans for things with like 30% interest on payments, some parents just dont gaf lol

Jaime Mango

Lexus LC500, pure luxury, pure badassery

Ian

Marussia B2 (or any B series) shout out Need for Speed Most Wanted!

Cal

‘83-84 Subaru BRAT

YungStew

1994 NA Miata, one day I want turbo the lil fucker (Im not there yet)

Hamish Thomson

95 f150xl with the pop up camper 😎🤠

Connor Martin

2019 bmw m2 competition with a manual :)

Joey Blum

Im a slut for any gr86 / brand box engined car

Chandler

No love for the Rx-7 FD?

DartsForDays

I want nicks dad on the pod so bad, the more he shares the cooler he gets

Quinn

2001 GMC safari but my daily rn is a 2002 chevy Astro AWD

Joey Frederick

I have seen one of these cars where I live (Texas)

Austin Swingle

My favorite car is a 1989 Toyota MR2 :)

Jay Lopo

I had a 1996 2-door RAV4 with a 5spd. Drove like a sailboat in a storm. I miss it every day

joe

ludwig saying gen alpha wants cybertrucks and 14 year olds arent calling things gay within like 2 minutes is crazy. who are the kids hes talking to

Jamie

Toyota Celica Gt4 1997

Alex

A point to Aiden hating on the urus is that if you really cared about suvs you’d just buy an Audi rsq8, which is essentially the same car at a much lower cost.

ppslayer

Shelby GT350R

SocialAlien1

Caterham 7 or autozam az-1. The yin and the yang.

Jack Black

1995 540i touring in Daytona Violet

Luke

Old boxy lambo 😬

Viola Alethia

Literally one of the most well known hot hatches

Viola Alethia

I've had exactly the inverted experience. Everyone I know that's had both prefers Rivian.

kyz0nline

I have a VLSD from an s14 swapped in. I don’t like seriously track drift or anything just some weekend fun drives! :)

fraud.records

I understand the baseball fans now.. this was pain

ItsJakcu

Anyone else a 3 valve mustang fan? Finishing my build this week. Paxton 1200 novi supercharger and full roush 427R suspension with a fully built 5speed automatic transmission with sequential shifting.

ItsJakcu

2005-2009 3 Valve 4.6L V8 Mustang

Cole Browne

Slime never change you are my goat

Lard J

Not the coolest but my coolest is my 1986 mr2

jaydub

2008 kia rondo

Rook

Chevrolet Trax LT Midnight Edition

Aiman

Ford focus ST, dreaming of a Audi RS6 Avant for my family

Josh

2014 Hyundai Elantra

Willy

HEY NICK YOU MAKE DOCTOR MONEY LET UR DAD HAVE HIS DREAM COME TRUE

Mason Wood

Gti is tied with miata

Kade Marsili

Hey this episode was the worst for non car enjoyers btw

jonas lilley

a car so cool it’s worth the pain of maintaining a rotary engine

Aidan

1969 Corvette L88 with the side pipes Ludwig knows ball

Blom

Saab 99 or the 900i

Juno

2000 Ford Taurus

DuckMan

Chevrolet Cruze

Sergio Costa

1984 Aston Martin LaGonda Mint green

Finn Butler

I genuinely agree with Amen’s lambo take and the woke left can’t make me apologise for it

doughboy

2000 Honda Prelude

Jason Green

Lancia 037 or Peugeot 205 Turbo16, group B rally ftw

jameturban

My dream car is a 2005 Chevy corvette

Argo

Late but 86 Nissan 300ZX

Jack Rainlyn

Talking new it’s the Audi rs6 avant, older it’s tough but love the fd rx7 and the early 90s Honda nsx

MonotoneCulprit

The Porsche SUV is the Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship of cars. Hear me out. The Porsche Cayenne gets a pass because Porsche was going bankrupt making only performance cars. They made the Cayenne because they knew it would sell, and the insane sales of the Cayenne now fund the rest of the business. The actually interestingly engineered performance Porsche cars would not exist today without the Cayenne. The other performance car manufacturers realized this is a winning strategy. They can make a throwaway bullshit SUV and use that money to continue making the thing they are actually passionate about. The Porsche Cayenne is the Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship of cars. A necessary evil that funds the thing you actually want to do.

Erin Elizabith

Coolest concept car is the W12 Golf GTI. Coolest production car is the Dodge Viper. My favorite attainable car is a 90s-00s Pontiac Firebird

Aidan

the opening bit about seeing poop in guest service roles is so real. i used to work at disney world and we literally had a kid do a hit and run poop by the exit of my ride straight in the middle of the walkway. one of my poor coworkers had to throw a cleaning rag on top of it and then stand there for like 10 minutes blocking it until someone came to clean it up

Phillip M

2001 Volvo s60 2.4T, I'm biased saved my life when I got hit driver side by a giant truck, got it for $550 dollars, it handled the mountains really really well & I didn't know Volvo was known for safety when I got it, drove it for another year with a bent frame before the radiator started leaking, loves that car, ALSO 2001 w/ heated seats was super nice

Josh

Coolest car is the one that makes you happy when you drive it :) - Turbo Miata Owner

Cheesepuns

Favorite car is probably an BMW E39 M5

Leo Lulhannes

Loving the SUV hate Aiden, agree 100%. If i had Porsche money i'd buy a skyline r34 and if i had hypercar money it'd be a Koenigsegg Agera RS. Sadly I live in the Netherlands where every car costs like 25% more.

Jacob oursbourn

Late comment but one of my favorite cars is a bmw 635CSI, and a close second is an Mitsubishi Evo 6

GimmeAKouki

2015 Ford Fiesta ST, small and quick, great on gas, North American model Great car to modify until the transmission needs to get rebuilt :(