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Would you press the button? | Yard D&D ep. 58 (Early Access) (Patreon)

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2026-09-01 18:19:35
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2026-09-01 18:22:19
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The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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Egoo

Let’s goooo!!!

Pearce Bland

YES WHATEVER THE BUTTON IS YES I PRESS IT WHAT HAPPENS DAVE

Jack

Finally something to feel in my sad pathetic life

hoppop

So excited for this

Charlie Weaver

Y’all better get get back this episode🙏

Brenin

i never thought id be grateful for the fact the DM is in the episode

ManofGotham

Ready to make some sausage

Peter

Here we go!

Kdn

(:

Pear Kong

The button is yours!

Munch

Thank you

Isaak Vohland

These eps make tuesdays feel like yeaaaaaars away

Jack

Thanks big p

Max Jenkins

Peak has just hit the timeline

pls don't remember

try controlled substances, such as over-the-counter benzos and beating off

Hamish Dehmer

on my day off? is this christmas?

Jonathan Imhoff

Another beautiful Tuesday to work my shit job and listen to the best dnd show of all time

4toomany

Fuck rone bro

Kdn

TODAY?????

John pork

Finally they get to know the truth of JP

Bryce

ashera you have to let roan come out on his own time what the fuck.

Wilson Vu

Dave is a genius

B. Dave Walters

I hope you all enjoy this one; I've *never* seen them so stressed! - BDW

Koi Alu

holy moly

FlamingOranges

maybe the best moment possible to pull the john pork card back out from the deck

Varun Murthy

holy shit at 1:01:00 Stonebeard derived hazbin hotel from first principles

Girth Johnson

So we have a tree god seed. and spirit tree god sap makes demons out of dead souls so does living tree sap cure demons or does it make living people into angels? Or other theories? Do you plant the tree seed in the past and press the button then in the new future harvest the tree sap?

_hugematt_

Can we talk about how insanely good BDW was at describing them all seeing the cannon, everyone was so silent, so peak

Adam Jolly

Jesus Christ what an episode

FlamingOranges

my only real frustration with nick's general inaction is how the crossroads has been sidelined entirely after getting the vampire lady's sending stone. chance after chance to bring a very interesting plot point back in but it's never come up. but now they are certainly more relevant than ever

zobug

b dave fucking walters you fucking mad lad

Kaitzo

holy shit

jonas lilley

gets some stims if you’re gonna beat off

Eric Gordon

The JP reveal went better than I could have dreamed, generational episode

Hatten

question #2 is an all time moment of this series

AJ

Dave really is the GOAT

Girth Johnson

After show talks make me believe living god tree sap could transform demons. so stonebeards son if it was used on him in theory would turn into a githyankee (luds characters race) idrk just theory crafting and they won’t remember the seed anyway

Natalie Clark

"would you press the button?" I WOULD ASK ASHURAH SOME DIFFERENT FREAKING QUESTIONS THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE

Cameron Knecht

I did enjoy this Mr. Sausage maker thank you

maverick

i love my PEST (patreon exclusive sausage time) after every session 🙏

Gabriel Valera

my big gripe is his inaction regarding the god seed he is currently in possession of and could 100% be used in this situation

Will

Laiko and Mori will still exist, in a different way, in a different form. The only person who will have his memories is stonebeard.

pocketdregs

They shouldn’t hit the button mannnn I feel like it’s the whole point! Até was spittin!!

ben martinez

Why does Nick never use the luck feat there has been genuinely so many times that I’ve almost screamed REROLL at the tv.

CapybaraCrusader01

I would 100% be down if they choose the canon and Dave starts them back at the start of ep1 but with all their memories. Time loops into NG+!

nev

Yes this was the most captivating ep in a while for me. Super enjoyed

Andrew

icl Roan can’t even look at all of his moves why is he being credited as someone who can see the bigger picture LMAO

Andrew

No one would ever believe him brodren

Ryan McGlynn

Your story telling is amazing. The small monologue you had describing where they ended up next to the weapon was captivating.

dylannogay

I have been wondering why the creeping knight would send them back if all that was gonna happen was the same thing. But at the same time it is a really difficult choice, 3 of the 4 team members could potentially not exist after hitting said button.

dylannogay

Or not hitting said button*

Kritur

This is straight up art. Thank you for this series. It’s masterfully done.

ben martinez

Also the cliff hanger from the YouTube made me buy the patreon today

DiabeticDan

Bro I actually started tearing up when Slime described what Georg experienced for his one night with his family

pocketdregs

Do you think they would just fizzle out of existence or do you think their current timeline would continue?

Cole S

Good thing they didn’t ask if Roan was a virgin

Ryan W

I hope they keep this going long term!

Joe Ramage

I was wondering if BDW(if you see this) has seen the episodes with Ludwig and slime DMing yet and what you think of their first times DMing

MatchaMochi

Hope they do another campaign after they finish this one

Griffin Smaistrla

Real, roan is NOT lucky even with his lucky trait

Rowan MccAll

LEONESSSSSS DONT FORGET ABOUT THE SEED LEONAS DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE SEEEEED

Griffin Smaistrla

Is it just me or is the big fuckass cannon firing itself, the button is there to STOP the firing. My prediction is the party is going to want the cannon to fire and when they press the button, the opposite will happening. Resulting in cannon stopping the sequence and preventing the destruction of the demons in the past. I was hoping one of the questions would ask what the button does. THEY STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT IT DOES, only assuming.

Griffin Smaistrla

Agree, did you pick up on the cannon starting the firing sequence without the button being pressed?

Bichael

It's just damn good story telling, and what more can you ask for. Dave's a master of his craft.

Kris

The pyramid prize button is yours. The button awaits

Eamon

Good sausage this

Norovar

Ngl yard dnd dice would go hard.

Norovar

Dave's voice for abbadon (sorry if misspelled) is one of my favorites I think

Kip

I havent cried at an episode until this one this is such a heavy one I love it

GradeAApe

This is like the Gurren Lagan ending

Swiggy Booty

Stonebeard loves those damn kids man

Pineapple Scuddleduck

Yes I thought the same thing! This is gonna be crazy. I hope the outcome is the cannon doesn't fire.

ShinyP

It was my favorite episode of them all so far, which is impressive considering how many absolute bangers there have been.

B. Dave Walters

Hey, thank you! That makes me very happy to hear. - BDW

Chris

It's a huge red button! Has no one ever been around machinery? It's an emergency stop! Also, now would be a great time to feed Georg the god-seed, could really help having someone omniscient to give clues on what will become of the timelines.

Jarvis99_

This episode legitimately got me emotional. What a world you've crafted, sir.

remugero

This was so good I can't wait for next week's episode

marlarkis

Dave, you evil genius, this ep had me shitting with anticipation.

N8K

brother what the actual f… I can’t wait a whole week to find out whether they fire the damn cannon(with stonedbread inside, obviously) or not😭

marlarkis

King Dave, I was struck with divine inspiration

marlarkis

thank god they got one more night with their families

John Ott

And that’s why he’s the sausage king!

Creezy

I have such a tremendous respect for the amount of talent Dave has

Scott Bippert

So, if they are about to decide on this button thing, does that mean the campaign is nearly over? I hope not

Mo0t

The button awaits!

Mo0t

oh my god

Mo0t

Oh my god

Ripper

Nick/Rone isn't the one with the God seed. Leonis/Aiden has it, Sirene gave him it in episode 48 and he put it in his bag. I'm also surprised it hasn't been used yet though, I think they all forgot about it

Tommy

Aidan has tried to fuck so many NPcs he shoulda been a bard, but here we have turtle paladin tugging the turtle

Tommy

I’m 23 minutes in but why is Ludwig actually a good dad?

Sil Verkade

The button is definitely to stop the cannon bro But for sure they will realize that and aimen will remember the seed in the time that they have had without these comments to warn them

aple_sto

1:10:27 rare georg animation

Ayden Black

I do think it is unfortunate story wise, but it feels very funny that it just never happened

Jamie Hauken

My heart was with adult GJ during all that because she is down there, just having made the decision to betray her siblings for the family she faintly remembers, not having any idea that they are now considering killing her and her siblings as she knows them and that's not even a factor in their decision somehow. Well done. You made me care.

Jamie Hauken

What if it's a utopia where they made a beach world later and an afterlife world with wondrous technology? Would it all be better? Or worse?

Dallas West

I was really hoping after the john pork reveal that they would continue the bit of 'ashuras obviously lying' thefore she doesnt just tell the truth and entirity of them pressing the button would come down to they dont believe her and roan would have this huge moment of coming clean in order to prevent them from using the cannon and killing lots of people.

Kdn

T O D A Y !

LolDanDaMan

Presimably, if they don’t hit the button, Rone, Leonas and Georg won’t exist, neither would any of their families. Stonebeard’s kids would also stop existing along with his relationship. I understand them wanting to find another way but have they considered the wouldn’t get a chance to change anything if the timeline corrects over them and deletes them all?

Dragon_Crasher

Holy shit is Georg going to become Horizon?

ChanceFreely

The button is mine? No. The button is yours.

Tim Hodge

Coffee table book of all the campaigns notebook drawings

Aiden Taggart

Dave makes us our delicious weekly sausage thank you it’s so yummy

Ryan

Maybe they can let it fire to make sure their future still exists, then can return to that future/present and spend time figuring out a way to prevent the tree god from dying / a way to shut down that demon-making operation in the ethereal plane. As long as The Creeping Knight still exists in their future, they can theoretically be sent back in time whenever, right? This could buy them time to find a more permanent solution

Ryan

Yeah I think he’s hinting at the button actually being a shutdown button. They need to specifically ask what the button will do, not just what the general choice in front of them is.

Ryan

I think stuff just keeps happening and they’re primarily focused on reacting to the world / plot Dave directly puts them in. Unless the seed or the sending stone is actively useful in whatever they’re doing, I think they feel like they’d have to pull away from Dave’s main storyline in order to go in a direction that lets them make use of those things

Ryan

I thought the seed was to replant the Tree. I hadn’t considered what would happen if Georg just fucking ate it

FlamingOranges

rone has gone out of his way to keep quiet about his crossroads contacts, if he even brought it up properly or explored it at all i think dave would make it a narrative focus. honestly on the crossroads for trying to make rone their guy. what did they think would happen targeting the most inactive and dgaf guy of the party

Ryan

There’s also a reach likelihood of that button being a shutdown button, so they’ll probably end up getting the opposite of whatever they choose

gribbey

brat 20 he’s so back

Malortt

Dave is so good at describing scenery. when they first get teleported into the cannon. It feels like a monologue in a play he must practice it a lot

ChanceFreely

I just wanna congratulate Dave on this one. I’ve never philosophically pondered a dnd podcast quite as much as this singular episode. Basically recreated the atom bomb argument from the perspective of a time traveler and that’s so unique. Is the unknown scarier than the known outcome? Idk, WE went through the Cold War, plus the aftermath on Japan of course, but it DID end the war in the pacific, and the Cold War got humanity to the stars PLUS the medical advancements that came from NASA and other programs has saved countless lives globally. Like if I was there in the time that it happened, I probably wouldn’t press the button, but seeing the results, is the unknown better? I have no clue. So many parallels you can draw and I am nowhere near historically educated enough to answer the question other than I don’t want innocents to die. I don’t mean to get political or anything, but it’s a crazy hard question to ask and I think Dave has done such an incredible job DMing this campaign. You can easily spiral thinking about causality. ADDITIONALLY, in-universe, you have the added layer of the malignant deity that already knows the outcome of their choice forcing them to make a decision here which casts a layer of doubt onto anything they decide. Anyway holy word vomit and all but my compliments to the chef.

nateball

Dave making these grown men get existential about a fake situation means he is amazing

Tommy

Just realized how high these dudes are punching up in their fictional relationships

Michael V

Could we get a sneak peek of the D20?

AustiBear

I will enjoy this sausage greatly

Quinn

Hey Dave I really liked this episode and I'm a huge fan of the campaign. Who's the vampire queen?

kodebach

When the canon started up, I too thought "that's weird, so is the button just a dummy?". But I'm also 90% sure Ashara at one point said something like "press the button and end the war now" and she doesn't lie, so ... Also, I fully believe Dave has scenarios planned for either version of events. The paradox is easy enough to avoid, the cannon could just be fired a little bit later.

Eamon

Some of the sausage mans best world building work i must say

Teeto

It's crazy watching this back that Centaurus correctly envisioned Leonas making the claim that he ended up making? Like it could have been any one of them that had the outlying opinion but it was correctly guessed lmao. I need the sausage Dave

AirToots

Ok, I get that Asherah doesn't lie but like she's literally collaborating with demons. She was working with the fake Georg demon and told him to fight Leonas! That's collaboration!! Also, if Santonias (idk how to spell that) is the BBEG then is he the Vampire Queen? lol

E S

Return of the family man! "Just one more night with my family"

emi

damn. and i still don’t know who the vampire queen is.

Nanao

The best wahoo! for the best episode

CJ Bingman

“Chaunsey here never exists” “not now” was a 10/10 exchange in such a tense moment i love this campaign

sidizen 26

Does nobody realize valenthir sent them back in time? If valenthir never existed they wouldn't exist to send back in time. Someone else pressed the button. Also the elf has the seed. The seed is key

Allen Lu

holy shit idk if Aiden came up with it himself or if Dave is the greatest puppet master ever but having Leonas be shown the future argument into seeing it actually unfold gave me chills

Brennan Riggs

I instantly thought Leonis wouldve planted the seed again in the past so the god would exist again in their future

Lewis

I wonder if there’s a reason the pure souls aren’t allowed into the sap. Maybe they can’t be corrupted properly, enhancing the traits already present in the soul? I wonder what happens if you mixed the soul orb with the sap in the vial?

Salmon

Roan told the group at the beginning he was writing a book they just arent good imaginary friends🥲

Arielle

Charcuterie is for the BOYS

Carter Park

I would pay extra just to see BDW's facecam reaction to those eps

Carter Park

This is a good theory but Ashura doesn't lie? I think she mentioned what it would do

Arielle

same king

fästemö

why does it feel so cathartic when they actually remember a detail 😭 so not ready for leonas mf azul to be the mvp this episode but that vial came in clutch

MandyAllstar

I can’t believe we finally got the John Pork reveal

Manasvi Pandya

i think the implication is that the pure souls CAN be corrupted, it's just that the angels are intervening and taking them away and leaving the rest of the "impure" souls to be doomed.

Riley

Dave’s voice acting is phenomenal

joey

ludwig the typa guy to bring his family together for one more night just to rose, bud, thorn them

joey

“low hanging fruit” ig easier to take the already corrupted vs souls you have to corrupt

GRyzL

I am so keen on someone asking how the creeping knight came to be and how to ascend to a god

Hoodie

I SO NEED FOR SELINIA's (i forget how to write her name) SOUL TO BE PUT INTO A ROBOT'S BODY AND REDEEM AIDENS RACISM

yoo.sergioo

omg the constructs, they need to get that construct army in the future to help them out

yoo.sergioo

THE REVOLUTION IS HERE BROTHERS AND SISTERS