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Killing my friends because I have to | Yard D&D ep. 65 (Early Access) (Patreon)

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2026-10-20 18:37:25
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The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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gribbey

Thank god I was worried I’d have to actually do work

Max Jenkins

Damn got here with in the first minute

Don

Long live Goots

jonas lilley

Dave are any of them gonna get a stand anytime soon? reading steel ball run and i want them to have stands. thank you.

bub

YUH

leasfs

she gleamin cause my weer got her groanin

Chandler

Whenever shit gets really bad somehow there’s always a crab at the scene of the crime. Interesting.

Taylor Chambers

God bless the chaotic bulshit nick does. This is classic dnd shit

Jack

When i have to make the sausage because we are amongst friends and thats how its made. Idk

Brenin

the sausage really got made this ep daym dave cooked

Willie2thumbs

Goddamnit, why did Nick have to learn how to play the game today of all days

Tommy

Nick and Ludwig riff so well together, they should start a podcast together or something

FlamingOranges

they call him 007: 0 plot hooks progressed 0 combat abilities used 7 dead tortles

Yakobobey

Stillborn was raging so he only would’ve took 11

Wombat

They forgot stillborn was raging :(

Prinkus

It’s 25 minutes into the episode and nick has already been 50x more effective in combat than he has in the 64 previous episodes

Liam Flynn

Rest in peace stillborn

Baffour Adu

Literally what happens when your playing an RPG and your party member betrays you and they are somehow stronger lmao

Liam Flynn

CREEPING NIGHT IS SOO FUCKING TUFF BROOO HOLY SHITTYYYYY

Liam Flynn

Dude im actually emotional Laiko getting destroyed. That was like our first big adventure. Fuck man

Splashman Diaz

This is the equivalent of when a party member becomes an enemy boss and is significantly stronger. Damn

Mo Moad

Dude someone more talented than me needs to do the unspoken one scene animatic. Holy Valethar aura.

Bludgeon

The gleaming weir would never make me switch up on my day ones

Ryan

20 mins deep and stressed as fuck that Georg might genuinely die for good right now

Girth Johnson

So when they couldn’t go to the ethereal plain I was wondering about stonebeards room from the jp saga. I guess what happened to that and would it have worked?

McCMayo

What a frustsatisfying watch

Bryce

so does dnd have fucking late game carries? coz my god rone is sexy sexy big time rn

Moht

“And I smell like your body wash”

collin alvarado

Man every week we find out more B Dave lore that makes it increasingly clear he is NOT to be fucked with lmao

Cameron Wells

Potentially 2 gods down after this ep): also the two coolest imo

Jacob

Holy shit this was one of my fav episodes W Dave and Nick

Bryce

“i smell like your bodywash” was super funny and unfortunately unnoticed 1:09:10

Daniel Foster

Only having 2 full episodes to heal, guess slime couldn't get it done. Big plays.

Dan

I see Rone being incredibly badass this ep and just remember the time he wrangled the pirates into dicking around all his turns during the crab fight, Stonebeard is right to think he's a double agent lol

jonas lilley

generationally sand bag from nick this entire campaign, just to show up to the gym juiced out of mind ready to pump more than iron.

Austin

Stonebeard really wants everyone to know he hit the button huh

Colby Geddes

The music this episode hit like crack

Tommy

It’s like any other game, as soon as friendly fire is turned on everyone tries their best to kill

JozNski

If dave is out there: is there a reason you let them misty step carrying Roan? Probably bc he would have died otherwise?

Teeto

Still-born's rage was like Rone's combat effectiveness for 60 episodes: completely glossed over lmao

moody moods

so true, RIP Laiko... its funny that it got destroyed when it was like, thee place they voted to defend the most when they were the armchair generals. Wonder if Whisper is dead too

kodebach

Every time Stonebeard blurts out "I pressed the button" and someone asks "What button", someone else should respond immediately "The button that brought us back from the past, long story". Doesn't really explain something, might cause more confusion, but avoids the big sticking point. It also technically true, so it works in zone of truth

AustiBear

Roan has been smurfing in the low tier lobbies

Emma Steele

Idk how to spell his name but in an early episode sancofa cast zone of truth on all of them

Matt Bohr

GOOTS NEVA DIESSSSSS

C0sm1cH4z3

Omfg ty for the sacrifice Slime I nearly pissed laughing at the mic

Emma Bockrath

holy fuck this episode was unbelievable, well played everyone!

MandyAllstar

This might actually be my favorite episode, seeing rone deal dick was so fucking satisfying and leiko falling made me so sad

TBarnsey

I love the fact nick remembers the luck points now but he could of used one to reroll the command

krubey

When the polycule has a falling out💔

jonas lilley

holy shit didn’t even get to bit where stonebeard strolls in like a jojos character

DrewsEnthused

Was there a Descendants song called shattered cove?

Chris

Idk how Gods work in this universe but is Horizon dead? Does that pave the way for Georg's Godhood?

RyanN

I actually thought at the beginning, imagine roan beats their asses, fifty minutes in and they still can’t get past the tank lmao

Daniel Foster

God I'm with Aiden, I was so tilted seeing Nick actually do something 😂

Teeto

In the words of the sausage master himself "Well now it does."

Teeto

No, but lieko gives almost identical vibes to the pirate faction ruled by Uma. So it's legally distinct sausage.

DrewsEnthused

I see now, not the punk rockers lol

Teeto

Yes. Yes it does. Wizard, Cleric, Rogue, Fighter, Sorcerer, Paladin, Monk and Druid are all bonkers powerful in the later levels, classes like Barbarian, Bard, Warlock, Ranger or Artificer are a lot less notable in the late game, or just MORE noticeable in the early game Barbarian being somewhat of an outlier, because rage is objectively absurd at all levels, which is exactly why Stonebread (used to be) so dogshit at dealing big dick compared to Georg.

Teeto

Stillborn actually had a perfect turn opportunity, he could have hit Georg once, and then summoned his eldritch flamethrower as well, doing two almost garunteed death saves without any opportunity to stop him.

Teeto

I know, I noticed as well but I think he would have died nonetheless.

DrewsEnthused

Such a technical episode, I've heard rangers are kinda jack of all trades and not particularly good at anything, I like that Leonus plays so hard into that.

Amoney

It killed me lmaooo such a good line to throw in there

Bbaaii

this show is so good man, i just wanna live here forever

D

I'm glad that after all of this it’s still Nick piloting Roan, because he even mentioned in the beginning that he could have healed himself multiple times from Gyorg but he just forgot that he can do that again afterwards

Paddy

The power rank table needs to be updated after this one

rita

I agree with what Nick said

len

its sooo nick to be the one to fight the team

Jamie Hauken

I feel like there will be some kind of reveal about the Unspoken One. The hidden face and what we've learned about the backstory of the Creeping Knight – and what must be true about Horizon – as well as Bowman makes me think that there is more to it than just the big bad evil guy.

Hoodie

6 foot 9, 300 pounds, multiple black belts DAVE IS AN IRL DND CHARACTER HOLY SHIT

Hoodie

I cannot fucking wait to see the comment of the guy in youtube whose comfort character is goots

Hoodie

Lets just say since his bdsm outfit half covered his nipples, the rage didnt fully pop off

Vlad Munteanu

Rhone having 4 luck points and didn't use any of them for the demon takeover save roll last episode is genuinely inting

M. C.

if they had used the eldritch cannon as written, giving temp HP instead of healing, they would have been in so much danger during this campaign.

Bake Mo

Switching the dice is fucking hilarious lol

Bake Mo

My friends think I got Weird too Roan all good

Esseraf

Finally seeing Nick using his abilities and dropping dick off was great

Nick Cote

Did they just forget that Stillborn was in rage?

Dale

Was that a zoro luffy reference?

Ramza

Paloma becomes Horizon's avatar? Please, thanks

Stop Karey

Nick just dropping dick for 3 rounds straight was not in my cards for today!

steezfm

he did get sorta walked through the whole battle with dave

David Harper

I’m glad I saw another comment abt this, I thought I was a chud ass loser for tearing up at work when Dave said the words “Laiko is destroyed” as Horizon is trying to hold his own. Our first main real arc, Leonis and George’s homeland, it’s probably the kingdom we’ve spent the most time in. RIP Laiko

Sam

Crab racism??? Is this Aiden's alt?

fästemö

are there any level ups they can do irl to make leonas stop rolling like shit 😔

Daniel

42:40 Dave with the QotSA new releases reference? or reading too much into it?

Evan King

the opening incidental music is so good!