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Striking “Aiden” 200 Times: The One Man Show [VIDEO] (Patreon)

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2026-10-27 15:30:02
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so lie

what the fuck 😭😭

nathan

Happy Tuesday I guess?

George375

This is the transformative media I spend my money on

cooljamz

I’ve been waiting for this

Ian Evans

At what point do we call cps for Aiden

Starsong

Finally, giving the people what they want

Lekma Ben

What the rfuckk? This is what we get instead of DND?? LMAO

Logan

He delivered on his promise, thank you Mr. The Yard

Ezra Humphlett

Gonna share this with my friend as his first yard episode

Jandro

Striking my sausage 200 times

Ryan

😭😭😭

Aidan

Ooo I needed this

Daniel

Emotional watch

meow

oh hell yeah

Yoni

equal trades

EJ Hardy

its been a long time coming

MrSammich1

The Yard once again giving us gold

BitArrow

New asmr to sleep to thx :)

leasfs

spoiler slime takes his shirt off

Mason

Oh my god they actually did it

BackS\ash

interesting notification at 11am on a tuesday

ManofGotham

Alas, a new sausage distributor has appeared

Zane Harris

Is this in any way related to the dream slime had where he beat the crap out of Aiden.

Gilbo

He’s finally gone crazy

arksteyx

thankyou thankyou thankyou

Aurora Sky

what a great birthday present to me

AustiBear

Potentially the greatest ep ever

HHAWKS

What no DnD does to a man

Norovar

I hope the staff doesn't break

Exotic

You have no idea how happy I was to see this notification

Ryan Keith

When the pod needed him most slime clutched up

Zettha

This is some deluxe dish i wasnt prepared for

Norovar

I think slimes bored

Walker Morgan

This is just what I needed today

Malakai DeMoines

three team meetings and he's already lost his mind

yush

glad my comments didn’t go to waste 🙏🏽 bite pillow leonias georg strike dry

Ninjahollan1008

Finally the scepter of power gets to be used

Bryce

'performance art' doesnt even come close to defining what im witnessing

Trey Davis

Been wanting this for a while. Thanks.

Edan

This is like that one episode of horseshoe theory about mark fisher’s suicide

Griffin Steinke

i love it when a man just gets baroque as hell and gets some shit done some different ass shit some schizo shit man hell yeah

hoppop

This is some very experimental content. Feels like I’m watching an indie French film

SovietGold

Happy to see slimes almighty trinket make an appearance in the strike episode

Emi

let the striking commence. struck with the sacred staff

Sheldon F

Dude is glowing at how happy he is to strike Aiden

Brandon Johnson

Oh he's dead ass. I fucking love this pod

cam

i feel like i’m interrupting something

Mike Everett

Imagine a world where slime kills Aiden, and all his friends gotta be like there were no signs at all.

Annavayy

I think we could've skipped the audio only upload on this one. This is a visual experience.

Snono

Im watching this on my second monitor at work my boss is gonna think im watching some snuff shit

Adam Beltran

he’s putting the strike tool on his mouth 😢

Nolan Grossi

this lowkey makes up for no gc explorers for almost 3 months

dean0321

yooo actually what the fuck

sillyguy123

how do I log this on letterboxd

Quinton

So like, why spoil the surprise with no time stamp. Aren't we all a team?

Munch

Thank you

Annavayy

This is now what I imagine Slime will become post Aiden moving to Sweden

Dallas West

It's crazy that despite becoming a family man Ludwig seems to allocate his time better than Aiden. 200 strikes is not enough!

Cain

This is the scariest yet funniest shit ever

Mel

This is for all the low rolls

4toomany

Need more strikes I think

Mr. Man

This is so cool!

Noah Smith

this is an acceptable compromise. thank you slime and aimen

Temojikato

I'm 2 mins in and it's already the best episode ever of anything Edit: I'm now 15 mins in and depressed :)

Brutalic

Oh good my show is on

Cheaplud

Holy shit this is the best way to wake up

danke_ssbm

Put this shit in the contemporary art museum on a trinitron in the corner with a display plaque decrying capitalism, it is truly some high art

Aidan C

You are going to lose him if you keep treating him like this!!!

Emi

“ive never hit any of my friends” said slime who gut punched ludwig in front of a fan because it was funny

Martin VL

I always felt very isolated because I seemed to be the only guy who sees funny as a very valuable trait. But slowly after hanging out with me friend groups I’ve been a part of seem to become more like me in that sense. So I don’t think it’s always innate, I also in the same way now value musical talent.

Caleb Kahl

This is actually insane man. Best yard bois into episode for sure. Showing this to all my friends right away.

Morgo

i think he's actually lost his mind

Brody

You punched ludwig in the tummy in front of a barista

yush

side note it’s so weird to hear slime talk about his childhood, being the unc of the pod and all. like man didn’t realize you had a childhood and youth and shit

bdog

aiden gets real friendly when we’re amongst friends. got his lil worm out and everything!

Eamon

What the hell, sure.

Inder Buttar

Aiden is my self insert character, I don't like this

T L

Comedy compilations is about to drop a video with the title "everytime slime ruins the joke in service of his own joy"

Crim

Finally, the sequel to the aimen therapy premo

James

its about time

Liam berckawitz

Here before the post gets edited to blur the penis, truly a historical moment

Maddie

The start of this feels like a short film in an art museum i walked into half way through the screening🌞

maxxrobi

We gonna get a “Dave reacts to Slime’s D&D episode 3” now?

Rory Elio

I’m five minutes in and this is already beautifully unhinged

LordeofClover777

ive never been so happy about paying for this stupid ass patreon

Rory Elio

“you can see everything” walked so “striking Aidan 200 times” could run

Dylan Kotecki

This reminds me of the street fighter EX video slime did a while back and I really enjoy hearing slime just talk

Murkus

one time years ago on the pod slime said you're less funny if you laugh at your own joke and I've thought about that forever because I think I've come to disagree with it I think it's funnier when someone bursts themselves up, but now recontextualizing it as ruining the delivery because of laughing makes more sense to me thank you for this

yush

man if this is what happens when we miss a week of dnd what the fuck are they gonna do to adien when the campaign finishes 😭

Neopolitan

this is the reservoir dogs torture scene i can so easily hear stuck in the middle with you playing over some of the parts of this

Byron

If Slime was a minority he would be Hasan

RyanN

Finally he is punished

⋆✮ Lizz ✮⋆

I think this is what the guys thought slime did when he first moved out

Zandroid

Oh…that’s gore of my comfort character…

Charlie Anderson

thanks man, needed this to get through the workday

Christian Flora

This will end as one of the legendary episodes. Like the skeleton episode

Uryk Milian

This episode reminded me that I have one hell of a backlog of Advice shows to listen to I forgot how much I enjoyed these more emotional episodes

Krownowz

you mustn't strike the head

Beverages🥛

I was just gonna rewatch last weeks but this is truly high art, thank you for letting me "try it"

madam d

this is what it’s all for

Floppy

1 aiden for every slime in the world to strike

.

Your unemployed friend on a random Tuesday

MG

This is art

Charlie Anderson

was that the same penis from the games of favor?

JayRoozy

This is the good shit

Jake Mac

What a treat

Bee

They put his soul into the doll

max hertzig

My favourite strikes were the unexpected ones

Willie2thumbs

Yo, I would absolutely pay for that yard corduroy jacket. That shits nice

MKarma

striking the dummy with its cock out while going deep on some topics that really resonate is crazy, but this was great

Sam Swallow

This is some shit Charlie Chaplin would’ve been doing to a guy named Oswald

eggbuh

beautiful

Julian R

I'm only 40 seconds into the video and it's already my favorite yard episode

Milkarii

This was a nice episode

CatTV

Simply... fantastic.

Fleyva

THERAPY GECKO MENTIONED!!!

Joe Panicks

Yup! Saving this one for later when I’m a little less gassy

Cate

I started watching the show when I was 15 in my sophomore year of high school and now I'm 20 in my third year of college. It doesn't feel like it's been very long but it also feels like an eternity. I remember when I was 16 and Slime was 32 having the thought of "wow that person is twice my age." and now it's been 4 years since then. shit's crazy

Paula

Dnd 😓😓😓😓😓

Comet

this is why we pay for the patreon

Cawnor

Aiden couldn’t see a strike coming even if we hit a trash can first

Dil

This is how Heath Ledger prepared to play the Joker

CatTV

Twenty minutes in and if somebody walks in rn I have absolutely no way of convincing them that what I'm watching isn't some sort of strange new porn

Tom

Can we have this every week

hpon

lmk how it goes

Binkley445

This and the Aiden solo episode are things I’ll remember till I die

Ethan

I didn’t know I needed this Til I watched… thank you

Ass Fella

Aiden was so scared he didn't say a word the entire episode 😥

punkface

why were the balls so squishy ??

David Guichard

Yeah its been fun being a sub but I think im going to bail now.

Devon Kinsel

A preview of what the yard will look like when the rest of the boys leave

Ethan Mullen

I like how fast we go from introspection to just 30 seconds of quiet smacking noises

K dub

How do you get the discord?

BryceCold

Man this would be really cool if Aiden were a skeleton

Emma Bockrath

What I expected would be 200 lashes turned out to be a really sweet and sincere episode, grand work!

D1srvpts

How the sausage is struck

Evan

Let’s get Dave to react to this one

T L

Not me being 30 ish episodes behind on D&D and receiving this treat still.

Xelarate

Extremely disappointing that the dummy was circumcised

Gage Stoneman

Maybe the weirdest thing besides porn to be watching on the treadmill at the gym rn

Jtag

I like to imagine he takes off the printed out picture and it’s just still actually Aiden

Timara Kinney

Wow im glad I contributed to this

Timara Kinney

Better yet, when he leaves for good what will they do

Ryan (edited)

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2026-10-27 22:00 As a fan of this show I really appreciate when you guys do one-off episodes like this. I think they punch way above their weight in terms of their impact on the show’s 700+ hour catalogue. The Yard as a whole is made significantly more interesting and special when you can think back and say “yeah one time one of them uploaded an hour-long video of himself striking a dummy of his co-host and then when he got out of breath he sat down and started reflecting on how the accumulation of time and comfort has settled him down but there’s still a fire in his soul that yearns to be heard” I think that’s also why Skeleton Episode™ got so many people perking their ears up. Being able to say “that time they did a __ episode ” and having the brief description of the concept be funny & interesting in its own right is something that is usually reserved for tv shows, IASIP or Community being two prominent examples. The fact that the Yard also has a good amount of those despite being a podcast is probably why it sometimes feels (as you and Nick have mentioned) like fans give the show more praise than ought to be given to a podcast. I’m sure there’s more to it than just that, but I definitely think it’s a contributing factor to the sense that the show has entertainment value beyond just the sum of each individual episode. Yap yap yap yap yap
2026-10-27 18:35 As a fan of this show I really appreciate when you guys do one-off episodes like this. I think they punch way above their weight in terms of their impact on the show’s 700+ hour catalogue. The Yard as a whole is made significantly more interesting and special when you can think back and say “yeah one time one of them uploaded an hour-long video of himself striking a dummy of his co-host and then when he got out of breath he sat down and started reflecting on how the accumulation of time and comfort has settled him down but there’s still a fire in his soul that yearns to be heard” I think that’s also why Skeleton Episode™ got so many people perking their ears up. Being able to say “that time they did a __ episode ” and having the brief description of the concept be funny & interesting in its own right is something that is usually reserved for tv shows, IASIP or Community being two prominent examples. The fact that the Yard also has a good amount of those despite being a podcast is probably why it sometimes feels (as you and Nick have mentioned) like fans give the show more praise than ought to be given to a podcast. I’m sure there’s more to it than just that, but I definitely think it’s a contributing factor to the sense that the show has entertainment value beyond just the sum of each individual episode. Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

As a fan of this show I really appreciate when you guys do one-off episodes like this. I think they punch way above their weight in terms of their impact on the show’s 700+ hour catalogue. The Yard as a whole is made significantly more interesting and special when you can think back and say “yeah one time one of them uploaded an hour-long video of himself striking a dummy of his co-host and then when he got out of breath he sat down and started reflecting on how the accumulation of time and comfort has settled him down but there’s still a fire in his soul that yearns to be heard” I think that’s also why Skeleton Episode™ got so many people perking their ears up. Being able to say “that time they did a __ episode ” and having the brief description of the concept be funny & interesting in its own right is something that is usually reserved for tv shows, IASIP or Community being two prominent examples. The fact that the Yard also has a good amount of those despite being a podcast is probably why it sometimes feels (as you and Nick have mentioned) like fans give the show more praise than ought to be given to a podcast. I’m sure there’s more to it than just that, but I definitely think it’s a contributing factor to the sense that the show has entertainment value beyond just the sum of each individual episode. Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

Emiliano Vazquez

I just started watching, but how tf is this longer than an hour 😭

Niki Mason

It was about time Aiden got his lashings. I do have to say, I agree with Nick about episode length.

NClah

Another banger episode that I can watch while I’m at work. Really glad the pod is SFW!

Dallas West

For me it was the toupe episode and the waxing episode lol

M. C.

Therapy/ Self Reflection Episode

Roo

So when he says he was “hitting the bag”. This is what he means.

Sam B

Modern day reservoir dogs.

KingK

This is a weird one to listen to on the train home

Sydney Smith

This reminds me of the clip where Slime was wearing Aiden's shirt in his room while Aiden was gone lmao

Bake Mo

🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro I almost caused a scene from laughing so hard mf

Bake Mo

Just when I think about cancelling the Patreon, THEY PULL ME BACK IN

Bake Mo

This is a modern day exorcism. Also drop the jacket

Valoa

About time

Connor Stevens

This is what they’re doing to richard at work tmr

Christian Sanko

I just started listening to Yard D&D last week. I get why this was necessary. Thank you for striking.

Matt wilderson

this is gonna be the yard in a few years after aimen lives in sweden, lud quits, and nick starts a family

C

Just finished catching up on dnd. This is a great dessert

C0sm1cH4z3

You know it's fucked up when even the Wahoo girl hasn't commented 😢

Phoxal

Wasn’t planning on watching dummy pseudo bdsm while at work today but here we are

Zeke

I think we've been put on a list now for watching this.

Gibbles

Do you think this would considered fluxes?

cucumbs

all i can think is this man would’ve made an excellent court jester. well done.

jesse ramirez

i enjoyed this and wanted to let other people know

breezie

I really appreciated what he talked about 90 strikes into the video and kinda overall. Shame is such a strong force it is crazy, it makes you scared in your room alone trying to do something with no real consequences, scared to be yourself. There's this balance you have to strike (no pun intended) between being shameless and embarrassing yourself for sport or being stuck in a cage of your own fear. In a way shamelessness is freedom, even if it gets inflicted onto others (being cringe).

Eep

you never know what people are doing in their own homes

Yatos

disagree with the last 30 mins bit, last 30 mins of episodes has contained some of my favorite bits, specifically because you guys start to let loose. Its part of why i was interested in joining the patreon

Lukas Woods

Finally, the skeleton episode

the yard

don’t leave comments like this, don’t comment again actually

apw

this is like actually truly insane

Landon

dude

Alex

im so fucking scared

butler18

I think the podcast has been peaking lately. And I don't see an end to the peak just yet.

Aria

a nice hour of nerve wracking introspection with a casual presence of danger. sublime.

yush

damn my bad, sorry that im the diarrhea story guy here

Jimmy Su

I wish I commented on the post so there'd be more striking in this video

Naute2Day

Sometimes i think about how Slime lives such an abnormal lifestyle, so different from the layman, that him lamenting while smacking a doll of his friend (w their dick out) is consider entertainment maybe even art for the masses

Shizz

yk this isnt too different from just a regular dnd ep

Nathan Emswiler

This episode looks like what a documentary on the serial killer slime would be like

Willie2thumbs

The idea of slime telling his SO "yeah, I just gotta go in to work today" and it's just him, alone in a warehouse decorated like somebody's backyard, beating up a sex doll effigy of his friend is hilarious

Keaton

A showmen

Brayden Gouttin

The staff truly was never for healing. It merely snuck behind the ramparts in a cloak of healing so that it may hurt.

ItsFlawed

This will easily go down as the greatest patreon ep maybe tied with aiden giving himself therapy

Bowie Vance

I want my 100 more strikes

KevinsLunchbox

Is Dave gonna review this too? Because I feel like if you boil down all Dungeon Masters in all DnD campaigns ever done in history, this is it. This is what it means to be a Dungeon Master.

Dylan C

He wants us to edge for it

Rachel

terrible episode to watch on the bus bro 😭

Ryan Tautges

would the bit have been better if it was a silent film style instead

EJ Hardy

the cuts to the dummy whenever aiden was talking on the phone were such a nice touch

Appollochan

Slime is the funniest yard member, hands down. 😭

Carson

You must punish him

Nick Santana

Do y'all remember when the first power hour ever happened and how electric that was? This is the natural evolution from that

wnknb

is it ok to use the staff of healing to inflict pain?

CapybaraCrusader01

I hope they put this in The Yard D&D youtube Playlist

John McLaurin

I don't even need to watch the video or understand the context to know that I'm all for this lol

Mcdiddlydodog

Can't wait for Aiden to leave for Sweden and they get a realistic Aiden like sex doll. The gang makes the yard great again.

Iamstewski

is dave gonna react to this one too?

RhettWT

Can we do 2000 strikes next time?

Keegan Holland

Had the phone propped up while I was at the office and now it must go screen off

James

Just raised the bar for performance pieces

Legend

I don't know about this one

SixtoMH

Saldy I completely agree with Nick regarding the run time of the main eps

Spencer

My mid 30’s monologue

fraud.records

Thats really funny when you think abt it

Burnie Burns

Local man fights self-created version of opp but ultimately learns all of his problems come from within

Cale Clinton

This is really, really, really great. I love when The Yard just throws some shit out there that is kinda stupid fun on face but ends up being very meaningful. You start out laughing at Slime coming up with this and then all of a sudden minute ~36 to 45 come around and it’s speaking directly to me. These guys rock.

frunnahaus

Truffaut dreamed of this

Maddy

great episode. I really love these one man type episodes, hope that nick does one someday. you discussing reading comedy books at a young age made me wonder if you've ever considered writing one (I'm sure you've been asked this before, especially since you still get praise for the essay you wrote for your father). even a text-to-speech style, free thought style book would be interesting.

Chryzmic

This new Joker movie is amazing!

Dann

WTF IS THIS XDDD

Dann

I hope that someday we will get solo episodes from ludwig and nick as well

Trey Gonzalez

This feels like slime alone escaped some apocalypse and this is his coping mechanism to keep what little sanity hes been able to hold on to. Just physically and verbally abusing his unreceptive puppet wife

visesim

This did stuff to me👍

Dann

What episode is you can see everything?

Splashman Diaz

The rod has consumed the man, like Yami Marik

Torston Vodesil

The diarrhoea story was fire, so maybe I don't understand yet lmao

Todd De Luca

With all the topics of singing being brought up, I wholeheartedly believed the we were building up to be serenaded by Slime

BiGGE_Cheeze

I used to steal jokes from Eddie Murphy and The Kings of Comedy and nobody knew what the hell I was talking about except the teachers.

Caden

I disagree wholeheartedly about the 90 minutes thing. I need my extra 30 minutes of goon time

Hunter Johnson

On the Eddie Murphy moment, it was Eddie’s brother Charlie Murphy who said it. Because they have such similar voices it almost sounded like Eddie himself did it. Eddie then makes a joke about how he was learning to be a ventriloquist and throwing his voice.

Hello Me Bob

Aiden was electric on this one

Omar G

gonna tell my kids this was the solo episode where aiden cried

theo

Dude stand up has gotten weird since Inside dropped

Daisie Hollywood

Slime pulling dummy aimens junk out was not what I was expecting to see today

ZoroGotLost

Honestly the whole part about imagining something bad happening or a demon is something I will be taking from this

Griff

No one could do this like slime can

jason mcdorman

21 strikes in, these have all been quite lack luster 🫩 I hope they actually teach Aiden a lesson instead of just getting him off on camera

mycho

sometimes its hard for me to find my twigs and berries aswell

jhonzoball

This was beautiful and disturbing all at once.

Riley Burke

“I’m gunna call him, I wonder if he can feel this”

Avren

10/10 better than the odyssey

SCORPIO

i’m gonna piss myself this is so funny

Isiah Redona

this ep is unironically how joker killed robin in the animated cartoon

Alex Meiller

To the point of lacking downward pressure to actually do shit - I find that without the 8 hr M-F work schedule structure, I have a really hard time doing anything, generally. You lose the framework that predetermines the way you spend a huge chunk of your time, so it feels really aimless. I'll take 2 weeks off, plan to catch up on all sorts of shit, and end up jerking off and farting for 12 days

ayden black

Instead of yard eps being an hour or 90 min you guys should spin a big wheel before every episode that goes between 45 min and 2 hours and that’s how much it is. It would be beautiful I would love to see an ep where Ludwig is really busy and just super mad that he’s gotta be there for 2 hours

Alex Meiller

Also FWIW I'm with Nick on the 90 minute eps.

PorkyOrcy

Slime your laughing does not ruin the delivery at all!!!! Your wheezing adds so much to some of the funniest parts of the show

Christian Jones

What do you mean one man show aiden's righ t there

Goblin Man

this is some of his greatest work yet

Diego Jimenez

will youtube get this next week?

kirbearZ

The slime solo is entertaining man

Minuscule_Milk_Man

Not to be a cunt but I would choose a slime one man over dnd every week

Claydor Drive

this is the first thing i’ve watched on the patreon. 20 minutes in and dummy aimens penis is out. what a way to spend 5 dollars

Nolynn

I love when this set gets off its rails a little. Rock A Thon, solo eps. Lighting differences. Thank you

Jon Price

i would love to purchase and then wear that The Yard green corduroy jacket

mateo

???

Paulsack

unexpected but great ep

TheDarthKnight

he bears a striking resemblance to aiden

Raven Neck 103

This is amazing performance art, and feels like an unraveling of one of the most intrriguing characters I have the pleasure of watching every week, being pulled underwater to see below the tip of the iceberg. Though I can only imagine how surreal this must be for Aiden to watch. I'm wondering if parasocial still applies with the view and understanding that I don't know these people beyond the digital personas that they have presented. Yet like with a TV series, is it wrong to be invested in the characters, wanting to know more about what makes them tick? I don't have any desire to investigate or request personal information, nor to see into their personal lives, but as far as the characters portrayed each week, episodes like this are fascinating and enjoyable, stirring a deeper appreciation for this franchise that is longer than one piece, and has brought at least a smile to my face every week for the past five years. <3 Sorry if this is too much, I'm normally a lurker who just likes the hot 'tent, from school to uni to now having a real job. Love the show, looking forward to dnd returning next week!

Ally Reed

this is what i pay good money for

glover international

the laugh in the middle of the joke kind of works sometimes because it gives the viewer time to laugh like in a play it’s very avant-garde joking

Lukas Camacho

Literally though this the second he said it…..

Alex

I re-subbed just for this

Kaz Shade

Zipper is so Loyal

Dan

I'm on a work trip in another country with little to no sleep because of it, I was sure this was a delirious dream

Bingus B. Bingsworth

Bit aside, this was a weirdly profound episode and one of my fav things the yard has put out.

Rayan Ramanathan

I’m guessing we wont get a Dave reacts to this bonus episode…?

Chewaii

This is amazing performance art. It cements slime as an artistic genuis and would do wonders on the fringe scene.

RyanN

Each strike feels like the first refreshing drink of cold water in the morning

Willbilly

Gore of my self insert comfort character

Dr Bananas DDS

Wow I was just looking to distract myself from the “omg I’m over 35, my mom, her mom and her brother all died at 60, my brother isn’t going to have a child, I’m getting too old to have kids, what am I doing, wow I’m not anywhere close to where I thought I’d be by now, a lot of the people I thought would be by my side forever sure aren’t (I shouldn’t complain, I have a lot of great people in my corner)” cycle. So thanks for the distraction, man!

Katra

please continue to create

Zackary Schultz

Aiden is showing how the sausage is made this Tuesday

Aang Bebop

the sausage was beat

Stewy

Wait cuz lowkey same

Stewy

I enjoy how ‘real’ and ‘introspective’ the yard has always been

xltrudy

Hey nice jacket slime

xltrudy

Whenever one of the boys do a game episode it’s always one of my favorites of the season. Nick Ball, the fight for The Medallion, and Ludwig’s game I constantly think back on. Hearing Aiden scheme his revenge game has me excited

june

this is a horrible first episode 😭😭 you have so much context missing and no reason to care about what slime is saying. ep 4. tales of the dabatory is the one i use to introduce the yard to my friends

PajamaJex

I fully believe Slime has been doing this off camera as well.

xKuukkelix

Damn one of my all time favorite yard episodes just dropped

Glubitron

From staff og healing to the staff of cardio

f0x

#adding to cart

f0x

wtf I thought Aiden wasn't cut

f0x

lmao I typed this when it came out, and Slime echoed my concerns right after

Ethan Stretton

And “punched” Kelby at his place of work

marbles03

I will say I absolutely love these solo episodes because some weird part of me loves listening to people talk about the ramblings that go on in their mind with no one (except in this case zipper) around to comment on them.

GetGoosed

its like watching glados

Wing

of course Aiden didn't feel anything if the dummy was forskinless club

Randall Robinson

This is why Slime is the funniest. Just unhinged madness.

George Stathoris

This is the most Slime thing I have ever laid eyes on

Deviant99

thank god i skipped the audio only for this one, i would imagine it would be an entirely different experience listening only lol

Trey Patrick

Brother I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder 😂🤣😭

Natalie Clark

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i watch slime striking aiden 200 times on company time

Bilbo Fraggins

Always love an Aiden slime power hour

bee

the recording music part is genuinely very cool. being vulnerable is horrifying. i'm really impressed at the ability to feel that and reckon with it and do it anyway. also i think the slime-aiden dynamic is the great cosmic love story of the yard, and this episode proves i'm correct.

Bryce

is dave reacting to this one too?

Jamie Hauken

I disagree with a lot of the things you said, but I value them no less. I was sad this week wouldn't have DnD and my day would not have new content, so thank you very much for your service.

Griff

I hate commenting twice, but I really think the wedding drama was isolated to the select drama hungry twitter users. I told my friends who don’t really care about Ludwig stuff but keep up on streamer drama, and they couldn’t fathom why anyone would care at all

john witmer

Does the staff of healing have affective striking powers? Would not the healing properties of the staff counteract the strikes themselves?

g d

he has it

ADominacja

doesn't count if they deserve it, so the bill is clean

Detritora

I had to come here from the audio and see it for myself… surpassed my expectations

Dakota Hornberger

I imagine this is what slime does off camera before every pod Aiden misses

Gavin Hoover

This is one of the most humanizing episodes I’ve seen of slime and of course it involves him beating up a crude dummy of Aiden throughout.

Pearce Bland

Slime should react to this episode next week

Cassidy Ramos

Absolutey died at Slime kneeling down to pull the fake penis out

Flaxko 🤩

I saw goblins quest randomly pop up on my feed and I could tell it was a yard viewer . But ts was actually pretty funny good on him.

Joel Belanger

(43:28) dont kill the part of you thats cringe kill the part of you that cringes

Deith

Real entrepreneur type shit

Devan Schneider

Does this imply you were stroking it to this episode

Nutterbutters

I have no words, art truly does comfort the disturbed

Devan Schneider

Ah I suppose I didn’t get quite to 20 minutes for the context

MrBlueHero

I need this more often of slime striking each member of the yard.

Peter

Co-worker: what are you listening to? Me: *shows him Slime beating a mannequin with its penis out* Co-worker: okay.

Joseph

Slime's therapist independently coming up with Aiden's solo episode as a therapeutic exercise is pretty funny

Ethan Atwell

the most preposterous part of this whole video is the yard jeans tbh

Christian Ruiz

Well at least we still got to see sausage

Isaiah

lol same bro

Foster

team bigger than the mannequin

Dragau4

The intro made me realize how much sex appeal and charisma Slime actually has, last ep's convo about punching above makes so much sense

Kevin Smith

Skeleton episode went crazy

Matt

Yeah I guess

Dragau4

Really showing us how the sausage is made

Zach

I weirdly enough grew up with Dave Chapelles sons. He moved to Yellow Springs, Ohio. He’s very controversial because he bought a ton of real estate locally. He also has been opening a comedy club in our old firehouse for a few years. I haven’t been back since 2023 so I don’t know if it’s fully open yet. He did shows in a cornfield during the pandemic where he brought other comics which were pretty cool. He hosted and did five minute segments between other comedians. I got to go to a couple and it was comedians sort of workshopping their stuff that they couldn’t do because all the comedy clubs were closed. It was a lot of fun. He did get way too drunk on stage a couple times.

Danz

How my birthday has gone so far: Woke up Running a massive fever Take 3 pills to combat it Eat ~7 grapes Throw up immediately Watch slime strike "aiden" 200 times on the yard patron (life changing) I resonate with many of the struggles slime shared with us. (The anxiety to make something and show it to people and self imposed deadlines). Favorite episode currently but it could be tremendous recency bias. Great start to being 24. I also hope to eventually slide in slimes dms for advice on something I am working on. You may have opened Pandora's box, but sounds like maybe it was already open. Thanks for putting on a great show.

Brenin

so when slimes in court for murder, we can't say we didnt get the warning signs. Nice cordoroy jacket though king.

the yard

what the fuck are you talking about I am the same in this intro I am in every episode of the yard

steph

as a woman, slime does have nice hands. i will say no more.

Emi

#Truke

2sub

This was one of the funniest and yet most beautiful episodes yet.

Tommy

Schizo slime episode Edit: 15 mins in, this was surprisingly introspective, mb

Thomas Davis

Sometimes pain is the gateway to healing. Like a deep tissue massage

Comfyblaze

This show always feels like a mystery box, you never know wtf is going to be pulled out

Dylan Pugh

This is probably one of my top episodes of the yard, I love this so much

Dylan Pugh

I think this is better than what I submitted for my BA in fine art

Lunar

Patreon took it down for "hate crimes" against a bisexual smh

EmJayArKay

Could you guys try reuploading this ep? I can grab literally any episode from your entire run, regular or dnd, but THIS ONE SPECIFICALLY won't load. Same problem yesterday, same problem with the audio. Already deleted the data and cache, Uninstalled and reinstalled app, nothing works.

Lunar

Patreon took it down bc apparently there was a dildo shown in the video

Jacob Kennedy

proud that one of those strikes was for me

GhostGar

i am unaware of the effects this will have on my psyche in 3 years. but, i know there will be effects.

Jish

That was Charlie Murphy, Eddies brother, that said shut up bitch. Legendary standup moment.

Lunar

It's back up now

Chris

why does the dummy have a dick and balls

Arthur

I strike! 😤

Brendan

I cant tell who's suffering from more psychosis- Slime or the viewers

Helious

there is a vaguely intimate feeling in performance art when its performed by the 1 individual

wild uni

Really wish he’d stop calling Aiden “the dummy” it’s really taking me out of it

BinxZakary

My girlfriend decided to look over at my screen while slime was pulling the penis out and I had the impossible task of trying to explain what was happening

Blake Powelson

Just subbed for the dnd early access. Saw the title and was excited since smite is a paladin thing. Definitely not what I expected, but I’ll take it

BigAIDS99

Half found torture footage half vulnerable slime is good enough to make up for the missed ep.

Kyle Grillo

in the documentary of Aimens assassination they’re gonna play this video after saying something like “we never saw it coming” or “there were no red flags”.

Kiara Moscrip

i think this might have been the worst possible episode to accidentally connect to the living room speakers during

the yard

that’s cool smite isn’t in the title

Blake Powelson

You right, I read strike as smite. Guess I read just as good as Nick does with his character sheet these days

Kyle Grillo

I love you Anthony slime Bruno

Mynameisrow

It definitely used to lead to some of their most creative endings, because they were just throwing out shit to get people to sub to the Patreon, they still kind of do it now, but they don’t need to do it as much, most of their audience is subbed already

Cameron Mirochnik

Being mad at Aiden for talking about the news, while you are literally just talking about yourself for 1 hour 🤣

Mikel

This means the skeleton episode must be real bro, be glad

Porridge

Comedy Compilations gonna love this one

Lekma Ben

1h30 is the perfect time for the podcast tbh . 1h would feel too rushed

ari c-s

After years of forgetting I was subscribed here there could not be a better episode to dive back into

CommunistYellow

hearing slime talk about the struggles of losing yourself in endless free time and how he words it was nice to hear as someone who lost the ability to live a normal life due to disability. Just shows that podcasting is its own kind of disability y'know?

Ashley Garnett

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VitoVall

So when Aiden leaves this is his replacement, of course you need to leave him hanging dong and blurred out on all episodes.

Sammy Levinson

"Michelangelo, Leonardo da vinci, they're all dead. I REMAIN, you understand? I REMAIN. as a performance artist"

the yard

don’t make shit up for fun

Dragau4

Yeah but being solo made it shine without being cut by a joke from the boys

Bake Mo

As a 25 year old, I’ve been searching for my ‘melee’ and it’s reassuring to hear Slimes perspective. Time to either find a tribe or fall for nothing or whatever the saying is. Thanks for the mental disturbance bro. Somehow got stuck in a job I didn’t really see myself in for 3 years and I think breaking free is easier than people want to admit but it takes action. I want to break free. I will.

Jakob Meyer

Bro I was thinking about cancelling my membership last monthbut forgot, thank god I didn't

Nate G

Do you think your views on fan interaction would be altered if they laughed at the diarrhea wall?

carpetburns

Truly game changing media

Jatasang

I can only imagine doing this but the dummy is a ballistic gel dummy

raphspi

This episode is absolutely insane but I really connected with your talk about creativity and the inherent shame you feel. Not all creative people navigate their impulse to create the same way and it's really beautiful to hear how you pushed yourself through the initial unease you felt. Thanks for showing vulnerability and for inspiring me to be vulnerable too!

DefaultArk

Everyone needs to do a solo episode

EmJayArKay

How about telling the truth for fun? The video wasn't fucking playing till this morning and when it finally did, BOOM, mannequin knob! On my Christian podcast?!

McZarya

The first 60 seconds are like a fever dream 🤣🤣

AMP

back in the off the sticks days I sent slime an overly friendly and self aggrandizing dm and his direct, unamused response was that exact silent lesson he mentioned here. always appreciate the realness

Rik

I love dnd, but this is art

joey

can you do this to one of those robot things next

CatTV

i really dislike that this evil has to live under my comment but i guess that's life

Mitchagain

Omg my wife and I went to see Therapy Gecko couple weeks ago in Michigan.

Ex-D-7228

I saw the comedy compilations short about this before i watched this and was not expecting the dick and balls to be there...

Ben Prasifka

I think the last 30 minutes of the main ep adds a sense of variability that makes each episode stand out more.

electriclolz

I don't like seeing Slime standing up, and being vulnerable. It can be one or the other, but not both. I can't explain it but slime needs to be sat down

Alex Middleton

this is the first thing I'm seeing on the patreon and I'm scared

finn

This is how it’s gonna be when Aidan goes to Sweden

Arielle

A 2026 gigidy is a whiplash

Alan Torres

he’s just like me for real

allither

If you told me the "striking aiden 200 times" episode would be one of the most introspective and genuine episodes, id 100% believe you, very on brand

Adam Redfield

He's actually more cane than man now.

The Towel

So when are we getting a Dave reacts of this ep

sam phan

I just started recently watching the yard, and it mostly started with watching the dnd, but have found myself loving the regular show too because of how much I love seeing their friendship. this will sound parasocial, but its awesome seeing what I assume to be really healthy male friendships. (I just watched aidens solo episode before this)

The yard fan 100

I love that the eps are 90 minutes! I think it makes a longer running deep dive into a subject not feel like it takes up the whole entire show, I don’t really keep score with these things tho I’m just a yard fan 100

FP

Now can we get 300 strokes all together?

Tyler Carrafa

Almost 300k a month is insane amounts of money

Nick E.

We really need medical professionals to react to this episode and posted to the Patreon

Fraud_Monet

19:14 Brother, I'm at work and this is already baffling and not something I want to explain, please stop making it worse.. I hate watching Patreon at home.

Bake Mo

An hour and a half is exponentially more additive to the immersive experience for the viewr

capnsquishy

cutting to the shot of aiden during the phone call when he's talking is so funny man

Thothrax

Hey guys, love the show, love the patreon, frfr, just one quick question though, uhhh: what the FUCK?

Michael Gallucci

Slime pullin the twig n berries out was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen