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Ep. 27 Premium - Fuck Spider-Man For Real [VIDEO] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-01-06 22:13:44
Edited:
2022-01-06 22:13:48
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2026-06
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Anthony

most important event that happened on jan 6th was the tattoo voting

strawbebbiepeach

unfortunate for me to share a last name with a sucky public figure :(

Elliot Gauthier-Welton

5 years too late but "they gave him a gun?" Is now a top 5 nick quote for me

Jacob Crema

Oh god can you imagine Lud’s citizenship video? “BOYS. TODAY YOU ARE NOW AN AMERICAN.”

M40A3 Redditor

It’s amazing how confidently wrong he is about the model 1887s

Plorpy

Aimen

Ben Hanson

Eyy, perfect timing, just finished the yt ep, love it when that happens :)

Bryson Fruchey

I like how Nick was adamant about no spoilers and then immediately spoiled the biggest part of No Way Home.

Rose

does anyone have the link to the discord? I can't find it for the life of me

Beau Haygood

There is some extended universe stuff that happened in Matrix Online that is canon that explains why Morpheus isnt in the new Matrix.

userloggedout

Connect your Patreon account to discord and it'll automatically join edit: also if you leave the discord you won't be able to rejoin

Plorpy

Can we talk about how Ludwig says the word "other"?

Evan Mintz

I love how they say "no spoilers" and don't even last a minute without spoiling the movie (I've seen No Way Home so it doesn't phase me)

T-Dot

While they say no spoilers for spider man, they end up spoiling something like 30 seconds later, so dont watch this if you still havent seen spider man LMAO.

Abdullah

yeah, he says it like 'ether' and idk if it's a regional accent thing or what

CheesyfaceChase

THEY SPOIL so uh. Ya know. Go watch it or whatever. It's been weeks, bro, cmon

userloggedout

31:38 Nick doesn't cum in his sleep because he's circumcised.

Liam

Very excited for the discord andys of the world.

Ian DeVotie

imma be that guy and mention that will smith didn't turn down morpheus, he turned down neo i believe

Dean

Aimen

Demix

I think Will Smith turned down the role of Neo, not Morpheus iirc

Jaydubbb

Hey I'm new to discord and I'm trying to join the Yard discord. How do I do so?

BREADSWORD

bro the Chu Chronicles throwback gave me whiplash LMFAO

Ray Charles

In your patreon settings you can link your discord account and it will automatically put you in the server

MunchingSteak

Slime knows flight of the concords and that’s so based

Jerome Baptiste

I happened to catch Slime's attention and he had the following to say. "i’ve banned for far less [12:33 AM] no reason is strange for a ban [12:33 AM] especially when there’s a giant flood of people [12:34 AM] gotta shoot someone in the street to let everyone else know [12:34 AM] and this is a fine shot to take" Also PS. 'go fuck [yourself] for assuming “the usual tone of the yard'" My condolences and please continue to enjoy the other amenities of the patreon available to you.

sbin

Slime's right everyone needs to watch Flight of the Conchords

Sand Wizard

Aimen absolutely said Japan before slime said nippon

Jens Marissens

Nick's one-liners actually make my day better. I hope I get to high five you one day, say nothing and just keep walking.

Andy Vasulka

Nero had a weird thing for horses, seems like a topic yall would be into.

Steven

Ludwig is wrong about Encanto

Mox of Batches

Haven't even watched the episode yet and that title got me more clickbaited than nicks cum jar

Zoe

i feel like the conflict in encanto is more about interpersonal relationships rather than like, "OH NO big bad guy is about to destroy the city!!!", which is cool. the message about intergenerational trauma and how the grandma never getting over the death of her husband and losing her home fully ended up effecting her whole family fifty years later. it was pretty pog. respect the opinion though.

Joey

it will be in an email you received when you subbed to the patreon

Robert M.

I had a wet dream and a girl offered to give me head and my dream phone vibrated in my pocket and i busted irl

Omar M

damn i had never pieced together the Nero Burning ROM thing, that's hilarious.

JCstyles357

the yard clips channel should be called "lawn clippings" or maybe "The Yard Lawn Clippings"

Tannon Mills

I really need the guys to look up Terrence Howard's theory about math, hes absolutely nuts.

Ashley

Yo dude the wow story can only think of my friend whose mom is a house wife and his dad's in the army, and his mom literally just perma grinds WoW, I doubt its the same people but since the descriptors were so vague that it's like "what i tho"

Ashley

he would use his mom's account to play with us so he had like all this crazy shit cause he would transfer from hjis parents chars cause they had big loot

ReeseFleece

No cap the one about Slime's dead mom and rent actually made me laugh out loud and its 4am

noshawty

Anyone know if there is a vod of the stream where they picked out Nick's tattoo?

Oakstrom

I live in Buffalo, New York and there are tons of Timmy Ho's

Cel

Ben is the fun alcoholic guy in Friends.

Farah Brelvi

Am I stupid, how do I join the discord?

Oakstrom

It was all audio and we followed along in chat. I'm not sure if they did save the audio or not.

Tobias Jensen

Nick calling the Model 1887’s 1776 made me sad

Mac

Hahahahaha, Sns is one of our suppliers. I had to do a triple check while working when I heard that. Work is flowing over into my personal life.

skrat

Based BabyTron

Devin

one nation, under cringe

Andrew Zick

The Ludwig Chudat debate is actually the only Ludwig stream that I've ever watched live.

austin slayer

Had the username DikinButtLots in league for about 4 seasons until I happened to play with an employee who unfortunately wasn't with it

Gomez Nicolas

You must feel good about yourself

Kyle Martin

Moot reminded me of this, and I'm not sure if it's exclusive to Australia but eating ass is sometimes referred to as Tongue Punching a Fart Box Lmao

ImNeonFire

im sorry but no shot your friends actually thought No Way Home was the worst out of the 3, it was literally the textbook perfect spiderman film, did perfect fan service that wasnt even forced, and best part? the other 2 spiderman ACTUALLY MATTERED. It wasnt just cameos, it was life lessons for creating spiderman

Ziibbii

I watched Encanto with a friend and I said something along the lines of "nothing happened, there was no conflict". She told me it was about the families internal conflicts. Boring as hell, why am I watching Disney movies if there isn't some 8ft Somoan dude with a magic hook?

ElliottMoose

You need to connect your Patreon account to Discord. Go to Profile Settings > Connected Apps

Ricardo

holy shit the nero burner reference fucked me up

Tyler Liu

this was my exact opinion of the movie. I watched encanto and luca back to back and enjoyed luca ten times more.

Nolan Grossi

i wanna hear more about like the business side of mogul moves slimes and aidens jobs intrigue me tbh

Ziibbii

Watching Luca this weekend, very goddamn glad to hear.