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Ep. 39 Premium - a hostile little episode [VIDEO] (Patreon)

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2022-04-07 21:26:12
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2026-06
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Zach Peyton

those other species originated in africa too peiple keep saying slime is based here but hominids of all species come from africa and spread out

thestabbiest

aiden bringing up the house hippos just flashbanged me and several other people who were children in canada

BonesBrooke

my friends called it orc society and the bigger stronger one always took shotgun by force

theastrochemist

No, species of humans objectively does NOT make sense lmao. Okay edit: this is like the third time i've listened to this ep, don't know how I've never got caught on this, but I have degree in anthropology, and have read Sapiens, and its hilarious that Aiden is actually correct in this argument. Homo erectus originated in africa 200k years ago and spread across the globe into pockets of humanity, where Slime eventually becomes correct. But they were not 'different species'. There WERE other bipedal primates, most famously the neanderthals, but saying 'different species of human' is an oxymoron.

f0x

Hobbes' Leviathan always rides shotgun

Cal

Fr I couldn’t believe he read the book and got it wrong

Garrett Keith Iverson

When the boys scream in a higher pitched tone I don’t know why but it’s so much worse

Luca

So i was watching the rock lee vs Gaara fight and the moment lees weights hit the ground the notification for this hits

Hostile

hey thats my name

Eamon

hostile your mom

Paige Fulton

slime seems like type of guy who enjoyed taking philosophy classes

Griffin Buswell

oatmeal cream pies are fucking delicious.

Alex Ko

I got sent down the rabbit hole of human evolution thanks to this episode

Wendy

big money idea, sapnap on the yard

Wendy

nick slime and sapnap chemistry during ludwig monday ft fortnite was pretty pog ngl

Ryan Woodland

Aiden activating my Concerned Children's Advertisers neurons.

koother

there were never different species of humans frfr

Andrew

obama already sounds big doesnt need big infront

Alex treib

I would definitely rather be more cold than hot because I can always put more layers on and bundle up with a blanket where when I’m super hot I can only get strip down to my underwear or be naked.

Eric Wright

Just hearing Altoid Sour makes my mouth water, i miss them so much.

Jake Stalvey

while also slamming holes in walls with a hammer

lucas brandon

The house hippo ad from the Canadian government is the only thing in the world that makes me feel safe and loved anymore. And I think it deserves credit for that

Mike

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Christian Allen

I think this episode might be the apex of male roommates. The entire shotgun part was hilarious

Jessica

evolution and periods, two things the yard boys know nothing about lol

Comfyblaze

Predicting the future. Somehow a Glock will be incorporated in the next story

Zachary Wild

Cyberpunk, I played for a few hours, closed it, and never opened it again

Whoswho22

"You can always put on more clothes, but you can only get so naked" - Tim Cook

Amsal Kassam

Regarding the shotgun theme, my friends do a rule where you're only allowed to say shotgun while touching the car. Everyone except for the driver races to get shotgun lol

Byrd

All of them had morning voice; a shiny episode.

Pretty Bad Games

Ngl that bit about doing the camera work for saddams hanging changed how the edible was hitting lmao

Byrd

My friends rule is you can call shotgun as long as you can see the car, also no counter calls.

SgtSlime

Nick yelling "I'm done with her!" almost made me spit out my water LMFAO

Thy

THE NORTH AMERICAN HOUSE HIPPO HELL YEAH AIDEN i legit ignored the second half of that ad and thought they were real for years

George

agree with slime dmc3 was terrifying, my dumb dumb teenage brain could not handle the first couple of bosses

audrey rose

slime and aiden are both correct about the human origins argument. hominids in general have originated from across eurasia and africa but homo sapiens specifically are from east africa

Tom Jancik

Slime's WILD theories on the origin of humanity in this one are really somthing...

Aidan C

Better hot than cold for sure Nick wrong on this one

TheTailbone

Oatmeal cream pies are goat territory

shirley

ludwig needs to wash his feet goddamn

Chris Solari

Nick has never been more right when choosing hot vs cold

michael hillson

yooo my dad has been reading sapiens that book is super interesting

bvx

shotgun

CJ Bingman

mindblown by aimen not knowing there’s different species of human

AddaxBones

Fucking screamed house hippos as soon as Aiden mentioned canadian ads, so happy

Dillon McHenry

Love the Sapiens talk. Harari's other book called "Homo Deus" is also heat, would recommend.

AubSec

I was imagining Zipper actually just helping people put on their coats from a coat rack and being overly enthusiastic about it as a bit. Then I realized that A) They're in Cali and likely very rarely wear coats, and B) I'm dumb it was a pun

Karaka osawamick

Hey all I’m Sayin is we be steady getting a box of Timbits everyday at work

0_l

I hate to disagree with Aiden, but I was very fond of super monkey ball adventures. it was literally my favorite game growing up lol

Colin Montville

I haven't read War and Peace but I imagine this caught me up

LS Star

fun fact eggs are periods

Jordan

house hippos are goatd, "whats your thing?"

jimmycoolguy

oatmeal cream pies are actually so fire, memory of them lives on forever adrift the minds of all.

Oakstrom

Bio-Dome 2: The Secret of the Slime

Oakstrom

Nick is right about Antarctica being colder than the hottest place is hot. Slime is right about people. The world was arranged differently back then with all the climates jumbled up too. Life finds a way to survive almost anywhere. Dinosaurs probably didn't have periods since some of them evolved to be birds. Birds don't have a uterus, and therefore have no menstruation. Although hormonally they may have some weird shit going on when they're laying eggs. So that's kind of like an emotional period, but no physical period. Nick should've smote Aiden for that shit. Shotgun is sacred, although I think it is best settled by rock, paper, scissors between the first and second shotgun caller or the first shotgun and first blitz caller. Aiden is smoking weed. Aiden is totally the guy who forgot to lie to get out of credit card roulette at the group dinner. Aiden you shouldn't just care about what you want. I'm with Slime, people are my religion because I believe in them. Ludwig's tweet is fine because Aiden is cringe. I'm also anti-smush

Pabmyster

The house hippo thing brought back so many memories of government of Canada PSAs. The other great one was "What's your thing?", where it was trying to promote the idea that every kid has their own talent. There was also the one promoting exercise, called "The Chase", where the kid was running from a bunch of icky girls but was too out of shape and they caught up to him. The craziest part was, our dumb little child brains didn't understand the message at the end of any of these ambitious pieces of art disguised as commercials, so we just thought house hippos were real for a while. Sad to find out the truth.

Luke Puglisi

Petition to do a girls yard ep. with QT, Zipper 2, and two other girls that slime and aiden pick

Hunter Harrelson

I always explain it as “I can put on more clothes if I’m cold, but I can only take off so much if I’m too hot.”

Daniel Lopez

I think dying by heat is better than dying by cold because the descriptions I’ve seen about dying by cold make it sound like you go slightly insane

Puzzle Box

I think they completely skipped over the fact that the Ice Age happened for 10,000 years and most of the hominin species went extinct. The fact that our species survived kind of proves that it is in our DNA to be able to survive cold climate.

jordan nickerson

Is there a way to download the video pods? I deliver mail in rural dick fuck no where so i have no service and need to download stuck with just audio right now

Dylan Kelley

Bruh I’ve been looking for the name of that cinnamon Frosted Flakes cereal for so long. Was so goddamn good. Guess I just suck at google since zipper found it in 2 seconds

Leo

Just came here to comment slime is wrong, those human species all originated from Africa and spread out from there, at this point scientists have identified and recognise some 15-20 unique species of early human in Africa alone

Carson islam

Ludwigs tweet proved Nicks point entirely

Dusky

Slime is a lizard. Cold is fixed by layers, heat you sweat your nuts off naked and have to just eat shit

Eathan

bro??? go to church.

Boba Bro

timbits are huge in canada it is a common snack for kids sports and when I worked at tims we would sell 400+ a day

Gavin

this was a banger

Joe Bradshaw

Do an episode where everytime you say the word like you have too do something

noah

Aiden unlocked a great memory with that Canadian ad

Oakstrom

Ludwig is a dumb New Englander with that Dunkin take. Timbits both better and more popular than munchkins.

Sylfe

The hippos commercial hits hard for me. First time I remember that shit in years

Garrett

yoo oatmeal cream pies fuck

SrDezi

High quality episode from all of the boys, everyone on their A-Game. Also, Slime please unblock me on Twitter thank you

bbycree

#LUDWIGLIEDPEOPLEDIED was also trending in the Netherlands

LivinFresh

Bro I had those same shoes as Nick but they were Shrek themed. My mom gave them to me for easter when I was like 6

surma

Based I agree I can warm up faster than I can cool off

tmanti

it was civilization that came from Mesopotamia

Hbomb89120

i am amazed that anyone knows who chad warden is and now my appreciation for the yard boys is even greater

Ziibbii

sick episode

Daniel

I find it so unbelievably enjoyable when people argue over something that isn’t even proven as if they know all the facts and the rest are stupid. Just pure joy.

Alanna M

Agreed Slime, being freezing cold is the WORST. I'm the same as Aiden, I squash small ones but can't with bigger ones :/

Jack Sharp

I’ve read the book slime is talking about and I’m Aiden pilled. There were other human species all over the world but sapiens (us) originated from africa.

illy less than three

I’m from Toronto and every corner you take walking down the city in the morning is someone with a medium double double and 20 timbits from Tim hortons

Zachary Carroll

The fact that im 18 and I knew what oatmeal cream pies were and they didn't is crazy

Alex Musselman

Sapiens is one of the best nonfiction books I’ve ever read! He’s got a good sequel that explains the future too, although I doubt Slime will see this comment and pick up the book!

Megabaron

Slimes take on hating the cold is based af

Brinks

His socks ARE black : )) not all men lie

Ebony Grant

true! the queen ISNT real! we can thank schlatt for that

Lillianna

nicks hair looks really beautiful like that's all I can describe it as

Garrett

Slime's right; Oatmeal Creme Pies are goated. my favorite junk food

Ollie Donnelly

Sapiens a brief history of humantiy is a banger of a book slime is based