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Ep. 41 Premium - don't fuck till you're 30 [VIDEO] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-04-21 18:31:00
Edited:
2022-04-21 18:54:43
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2026-06
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stel

the age of consent bit is actually something gilly and keeves ran in a recent special i think, so funny to think you guys ran this before that looking back

g d

😬

Gabby

it's more so about the fact that they (law makers and supports) feel a CHILD of any age is able to give fully informed consent. in the US as well, but obviously the younger the age is the worse the implications are (ie believing it is in reason for a 13 year old CHILD to know and understand the meaning of the act, the appropriateness or inappropriateness of the situation (including power dynamics for example), and its potential consequences. it is applying adult rules (which in themselves are flawed and too subjective) to children. it is indirect sexualization of kids, especially when defended with the average age of puberty starting being a factor. and even more so when considering that the large majority of girls start puberty before boys (that is to say, puberty is not used as a basis of maturity but instead of physical development. first a girl is able to be sexualized, they then give her the burden of managing her body in a way she can't yet do.). just because a four year old can grab things with their hands does not mean they should be allowed to hold a gun.

Mason Cotterel

the condition that can stop someone's heart is called commotio cordis its when something disrupts the hearts rhythm by hitting it at the right 10th of a millisecond

Marvin Chittenden

Yo I just finished streaming the episode poggers

Bear Jones

30 plus members are here in the Patreon my dudes. Pam Anderson + S Club 7. Let's go. Big appreciation for your love of being an extremely informed consumer, Slime. I do the same.

Nicolás

weird al spank-a-bitch

CoolSoldier027

Go to Galveston TX. Its pretty great

yvonne

i go to school with cuomos neice

ricey

weird al stanky dick

Fiji22

as someone from texas, do not go to waco

Rad

Is the audio fucked or is that just me

sagehoge

ain't no party like an S Club party

Robert Harrington

Tommy Lee is alive. Hes married to an ex vine star Brittany Furlan now, I randomly came across thier old podcast once

Jagerrit

Slime asking for people's pronouns made me happy, thanks maaaan 😊

Jacob Gibb

got scammed out of doing the call in giveaway for paying more suffering from success sadge

Rick Lawrence

32, bruh. Never got that into S-Club 7 though. Was aware of them peripherally, but like, I was more of a Backstreet Boys/Brittney Spears/N-Sync/P!nk kid.

bad mama jama

yall gotta go to el paso lolz fuck the panhandle bby

deep_cuts

That's way better. And you are also named Nick

spella!

the naked brothers are both actors nowadays that you’ve definitely seen the work of

Christoph

the call ins are fire i think a rapid fire call in patreon episode would be funny af

Swae Pesto

This podcast feels like a fever dream sometimes

Logan Kelso

Slime making these dark souls references lately have made these recent episodes for me

Alex Hines

Even if you’re under 30 you should know S Club 7….legends

Leon Staalenhoef

the moment you turn 50 you're closer to 51 then 49 I'm pretty sure.

Mariah Perez

I want Slime to know that me and lots of Vod frogs thought Lud's apology was genuine too

Ivan

It was wild that out of all the city’s in Texas Ludwig suggested Waco which is where I am from and must say it is central Texas but still crazy suggestion.

Ivan

Waco is chill. It’s home of the great Big Red and Dr. Pepper I guess also.

Delilah Webb

I wish there was an easier way to watch these, I like to use my tv for shit but I can't watch outside of this app like I can with yt content.

Prakruti Govindacharyula

If you’re going to the panhandle go to palo duro canyon - very beautiful, good hikes

Aidan C

Not even 30 (28, big difference I know) and it's shocking they don't know them and the Kendra Wilkinson reference...

Kitsushi

I wish this was on youtube members instead

Luca Brennan

As somebody from virginia, we fly sometimes. Also statistically the most flown over state so it’s fair to assume we don’t fly. I, as a Virginian, though, fly a lot bc of family in Peru

Tate Belcher

Death Note movie for one of them and the other is also in the new Jumanjis

Laura Specht

Ain't no party like and S Club party, am i right my dudes?

Smile

“Hulu pants” has to be my favorite quick nick quip

JD Tramonte

Banger Premo. Call-ins have been super interesting!

Don P

I'm old enough that I thought s club 7 was for little kids when they came out

Evan Vandio

Age of consent in Hawaii used to be 14

nick grinsn

the doc martens sandals are fuego

LAZ

I'd be curious to know if patrons skew older, because generally speaking people that have disposable income are older.

Liam Tsang

the funny thing is that virginia is one of the only states with nandos in the US - there are 3 !

Jessica

honored to be part of the 10% went from the QT to Lud to Yard pipeline

Jessica

And before you ask and no I don’t fuck dogs

ReeseFleece

If you use like safari or chrome on your phone you could probably cast it to your TV, not 100% sure. I do know the audio at least carries out even if i'm not on the tab.

ReeseFleece

Once you get to Atrioc you will have completed the pipeline

Clay G

If you're gonna go to the panhandle of Texas your best bet is to just not go. It's boring as hell. Amarillo has the worlds biggest rocking chair and that's it.

Tate Lohmiller

No shot that stream ludwig did before his video premiere was satire. The man was so genuine, smiley bear.

Anaadi Awasthy

When Ludwig said I’m built better I started laughing so hard my roommate yelled at me to shut up because I scared his dog

Kyle S

Didn't expect the Slime on Slime crime at the end of the ep.

Johannes Brom

may sound funny but not a joke. iam 22 and in a 3 year relationship with a 70 yo guy. no money or shit involved. tbh i do be lovin wrikly old balls. but hey... europe hits different am i right

Johannes Brom

also ep is kinda scuffed. after 30 min the videoplayer stoped working for me.

Nick Cintron

The call-in segment has been great. They talked about how eventually they are going to hit a wall, and real shit I want to be that wall so bad

CC Loo

Also having same issues as someone above, where the episode stopped after 30mins and now I can't play the video at all

Johannes Brom

it still works on my phone but not on pc

Ashley

as a fellow Virginian, Virginia is one of the few places in the US that has a Nandos, but it's assuredly different from it's non-american counterpart considering our food health regulations are vastly different to say the least. Just a fun fact

Nic

This is my favourite premium episode - unless the episode where aiden says 'i didnt get fingerblasted at camp' is premium, in which case that's still the best sorry

Manisaning

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOD i had a friend take his life in july 2021 and i deadass was thinking, "imagine if this dude says he cried from a suicide" Whoever that dude is, the first caller, I want you to know i hope you travel through this pain well, it's not easy. Big love

George Smallbone

The questions used to feel like putting the Patreon episodes on life support to reach the hour mark, the call-ins feel like the episode has been injected with an adrenaline needle. Incredible switch up to the format to improve an already high quality piece of content.

aillian

albert fish is my fav serial killer

King Pinto

Kim K was Paris Hiltons assistant and that’s actually how she first met Kanye and he fell in love with by watching the Kim k sex tape over and over again everywhere and openly.

Owen

the kirby sticker on slime's laptop is real cute

Luke Puglisi

Ludwig you gotta understand that we found the yard through you, but we stayed for the group as a whole.

Ben Zed

I think he knows. Thats why he does barely any patreon content

Nick

Thirty minutes into the video I hear Aimen say he wants to come to the Panhandle of Texas. I'm here in this desolate wasteland of humanity. Hit me up or something bb.

Michael

reach by s club 7 goes hard

Boba Bro

fun fact your penis is like your nose and ears it always grows

ricey

no, the final stop on the pipeline is stanz actually

Adnan Kubat

So why isnt' it growing??

Dusky

better idea, The Yard D&D

Kamphire

27:00 Ever trip this man?

Gum

Ain’t NO PARTY like an S club party!

Scott

I remember S club 7, 35 yr old Aussie here, sorry

Brayden

There was so much penis coming out of Aiden’s mouth

Reptar Nick

are you from the future??

Kenny reges

Funny thing is, theres a bunch of nandos in Virginia, it’s a semi common chain in the DMV, I see them sometimes. New Patreon guy here if you’re wondering why I’m commenting on this so late lmao

Tanner Beddow

Washington does have Romeo and Juliet laws, but yeah no like Seniors and Freshman in high school will just be reproducing in the halls sometimes i stg

ItsE0N

viewer call ins are funnier than Aiden ong

sotiris

great call ins

Krisp

Bro Slime warned Nick and he still ran right into that wall like road runner

dotcom

Nick is a major L for saying he hates everywhere in Texas except Austin

betsinasa

theres literally multiple nandos in virginia lol...

Nopers Nopington

They all are VERY north around Washington D.C. area so if they aren't from there its hard.

Daniel

Yea for real. Austin fuckin sucks as much as the rest of this state

Todyen X

we are here and we do know s club 7

Bimmy

That awkward genderfluid moment when your teeeechnically part of the 10% female viewers, but sometimes feeling like a dude and relating to the “boys!-“ intro that Ludwig does. 😑

RegisMasterium

I feel like Nick suggesting the 30 year olds "aren't here" really misses who has disposable income

Ryan Leeson

Lol I have the same B-Day as Dane Cook but I'm 30 lol

Dominick Teepe

Damn that "Pot of Disgrace" line really hit cause it's not an actual card but kind of shows he knows how the pots naming sense works lol. Does slime actually play modern yugioh?

Migs

Nandos is in America, at least near me