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Slime has officially gone too far.

As you all have seen by now, the LAPD have come and destroyed our home.

I want to say we are more angry at Slime, but honestly we should have seen this sort of thing coming. The whole bald thing and all.

As of today we are being evicted from our home, and taken away from the yard we built our memories in.

Due to our lack of a yard, and lack of non-exploded equipment, there will be no premium episode this week. We pride ourselves on our consistency, but those fuckers came and tried to kill us, and our hands are tied.

In exchange, this week all bonus shows will be available to all tiers. And very soon, you can expect the discord to come back much, much stronger.

Now is the time to rebuild. They may have automatic fire arms, lethal explosives, the names of everyone who planted American made explosives in the World Trade Center, but they can never have our will.

I’m not sure where we will go, or how we will salvage this…..but wherever it is, I sure hope it seats four.

Fuck cops. RIP Chocolate.

- The Boys

Comments

Skiddly Winks

I'd place 50 bucks on Nick having written this

Crum4512

I read this in nicks voice.

bren

what happened ??

Fragment Turtle

cant wait for the new set that definetly didnt get leaked like 2 months ago

Christopher Tiller

hope there is an extra seat for Chocolate, gone but not forgotten

PeteSake

Pour one out for Choccy

Zach

Rip Chocolate 🙏 Can’t wait to see what y’all come back with

aud3

FUCK COPS RIP TO THE REAL ONES CHOCOLATE 🫡

Nath

Streets lost a real one today..... RIP Chocolate 🙏

Orobabakg

Rip chocolate, the true goat 🙏🏻

Gilbo

Chocolate a real one 🫡

yara_____

i dont know if there lying or not its fucked up 😭😭😭

Mason Taylor

Chocolate was a real one tho

jasonjavelin

CHOCOLATE SLANGIN THAT WHISTLE

Luke Gardner

New set!!!! Very excited to see where this goes

Rivers

SCAB

jonas lilley

I always thought of Chocolate as a father. #ripchoccy

Aura

Damn GG no Jett

Adam Henry

SCAB🙏🫰🙏🫰

Neil

Pour one out for chocolate Sadge

Bowl

I’m glad Breslyn never got to see the world fall this far

Donny

So what actually happened or was it a skit

Cesar

Chocolate a real one he held it down

Mike

Chocolate 4ever

Brendan Harle

It’s time to take back what’s ours

skrat

Chocolate lived and died by "Save A Life Kill A Cop" and I respect that of him

tofu

o7

Dylan Kleidosty

Prayers out for Chocolate. You can finally rest now, king. o7

Ch0mperz

RIP to a real one. Chocolate gone but not forgotten

osku23

crazy

John Hutchison

Holy crap. I can’t believe Slime finally smoked crack with Chocolate to fulfill the prophecy

Avel

I'll say it, Chocolate had it coming

MazeBean

Fuck cops, Fuck panda

Kristian Mock

Chocolate knew too much. Salute to a fallen soldier🫡

Nick Martz

Rip Chocolate Rip brezlyn

Matt Lowery

o7, Chocolate was a good man.

Aly Pabani

o7 chocolate we will miss you

Zach Peulen

May Chocolate rest forever in the pearly gates of heaven.

Woodberry

This still reads like slime wrote it lol

Ant

ACAB

Donnie

best monke in the biz

toob

LONG LIVE CHOCOLATE 💜

n

o7

Melanie

Im sorry for your loss. Chocolate was a great cartel running cop shooting monkey, and we salute him 🫡

Krista Esau

Choccy looking down on us from the clouds above 😔✊

Wyatt G

It's a skirt dumbass - new era coming

k33per11

RIP Chocolate, you will never be forgotten.

crow

o7 hope you find a place

Pheeber

Fly high Chocolate

gregory

CHOCOLATE CLUTCHES THE GULAG TRUST

Triplicata

The government has officially gone too far. This police state is oppressing us gamers. I say all able-bodied Yardigans assemble IRL and do something about it. I say we plan over the holidays and strike the beginning of next year in January. Maybe on the 6th perhaps.

Ben Rotter

Choco the goat fr, shame he had to go out like the champ he is too soon🫡😩😢🥲🙏🙏🙏👿💀🐒

fargo

Rip OG Yard set. You will be missed. o7

Donny

Dont gotta call me names

deadpanc

RIP to a young king 🫡😞

Barnalicus

Slime must make up for his misdeeds by unbanning me from the discord. This has been unanimously voted by me. Lol.

Devon Merithew

Hashtag freeslime my boy just likes monkeys

Dave Robinson

I'm excited to experience the other premium content. May just make a shillionaire out of me

Rad

No

Lucas C.

bombing a senator's crib for chocolate RIP the young lad

Pote

FREE SLIME

Enrique

🔥🔥🔥

Kevin Reyes

You mean it’s not gonna be filmed outside anymore?

Jocko9955

NEW YARD NEW YARD

Jakub

o7

Noah

fuck 12

BigW

Slime with Chocolate is like Koko the Gorilla and her kitten. The kitten got ran over by a car.

Domenik Schramm

I cannot wait for slime-prime to rise from slimes ashes to be the next fire-keeper.

Jimmy John

Im so confused wth did i miss

Samuel Kitching

I got this notification as the screen cut out during the YouTube ep, kinda mystical

Yoshi

Fuck Cops o7

Sarge

SCAB

Erik Wengenroth

I appreciate the hell out of the scenes y’all put together by the way. They are all dope

Parker Lutz

Poor Chocolate didn’t deserve the death he was given

Braidan Doucette

Weird that they moved the set inside for just the last episode but I guess it makes sense they wouldn't want to damage their real yard 🤔

Mina Draskovic

Here's to hoping Chocolate managed to escape and is currently hiding out in Mexico o7

Nick Luddy

I assume this only means slime can return with a full head of hair.

HawaiinHercules

I wonder if this is a scheme to remodel the set

Steven

Fuck 12 rip coco

Olivier

Damn, I wish Atrioc hadn't leaked all this a week ago, would've been fun to experience this untainted...

Josh Aicega

Fuck the cops, kanye and Ben Shapiro

AXN

“save it for the primo” -lud approximately 20 minutes before the cops rappelled down from the chopper to finish the job

Michael

I still stand by my beliefs. NCAB!!! Every time a resident is destroyed by a law enforcement issued grenade an angel gets its wings

Michael

*residence

Diego Reyes

Should have been slime not choco🙏

Sleeepy

Idk who chocolate is but 1312 BAYBEEE

Chet Przybysz

When will the other premium content be available to all tiers? Still currently unable to access it.

noah

what’d he say? i watched the entire episode and I’m still confused as to what’s going on lmaoooo

Barnalicus

Yeah I dmed him cause I didn't read the rules

Barnalicus

I don't actually expect an unban lol

Buddyandbaby

They can act like asses, but that would be too far.

Buddyandbaby

What the hell happened? I get the gist, but is there an article or something about this?

Shouqy

check youtube

DaWata

In the famous words of Mac Miller: "Fuck 12, we only counting to 9"

Alexis Jewell

so youre telling me it was a fake yard the whole time

danny lopez

No Primo this week so cmon man let me binge the advice show and D channel movies!

August Pratt

Yeah im confused, i thought it said bonus shows

Evan Goudreau

I’m going to guess they just mean the episodes for this week, which usually come out around Sunday iirc

dinny

tier 1 fellas gather around the table. We eating all week long

realahfr

this week bouta be strange

Cullen

Let's take back what's ours

Brycee

Season 2 of the yard is gonna go crazy, the plots really thickening

Neal Shipley

Aiden and Slime seem class conscious which is cool, also acab they took my parasocial relationship away

Jaime Lopez

Fuck 12 y que chingue a su madre nintendo

Peter

this is like when discord blames outages on wumpus

Joshua

last few lines fuck so hard

lanidraC

If only Mark Wahlberg was there he could’ve stopped the LAPD

Bailey Jones

i think it’s only the bonus shows that are released this week, not all of them

Bailey Jones

would be really hype tho if it is all of them and they are redoing all the extra shows so now the old ones are released to the patreon

danny lopez

Well I just reread the post and it says this week all bonus shows will be released to all tiers so with that wording I don't know what to think

BetterBoomstick

What does this mean? Should I be worried?

Sunny D

I can’t believe their house was swatted again. They need to be better, ACAB

D1rtworm

o7 I look forward to all that comes next

Joseph Arnett

How many Disney episodes can i make it through realistically in a week is all I heard.

Max Blake

They just didn’t have anything to talk about

Yofted

fucking joe biden

Jayden Hamilton

POSSIBILITY- Offbrand makes the yard a new set.... thats my guess on why they blew up the other set

Ali L

They already have a set near offbrand office Leaktrioc leaked it

NB

haha erm... link pls??

Beem0_ttv

What the fuck happend

Scarlett Wren

when will the other tiers be made available?

Austin Pettry

^ I just checked again hoping they would be and nothing yet

Maxwell Harford

Can’t blame the harvest for some bad crops, SCAB on Yahweh fr fr

Liz Gilbert

Came to the comments to make sure it wasn’t just me. Waiting to binge it

The Spudsy

Cops killed chocolate

WawaWarrior

When will the tiers receive all the stuff? I think that’s a fair question

Manoley

can we get uhhhhhh access please

Lucy4Life

I knew nothing about this. There’s nothing on Twitter or google.

Sticks

I always knew something was off about those cops

AshlynBrice

so um, access? to the guys yk

Nick DiPaola

to the mfs asking ab all tiers it’s all the extra content that would be coming out this week on the higher tiers, not all time

Jayden Hamilton

pretty good guess than i didnt know that lol

Trebor

Chocolate didn't deserve that. God took another one too soon RIP

Daniel

RIP Chocolate 🕊

Adam Jolliff

It’s a bit watch the start of the video episode on YouTube

Carter Francis

Ok fair, so when do dcom and advice show usually come out?

Tanakaeru

Yoo, does this mean that the discord is down atm? I’m a new patreon member and can’t see how to join it

Ray Charles

It's not down, but it has been seized by the police. Go to your patreon settings & find the "connected apps" section, should be a button to link your discord account, then it'll automatically put you in the server

kebabdul

Are all episodes of Advice Show and DCOM going to be available? Or just this weeks.

Aidan Flynn

Is it just this weeks decom and advice shows or all of em cuz the post says all but it could mean all premium shows just for this week

Ohstin

“Fuck cops. RIP Chocolate” is HARD 🔥

Nick

SCAB 🫡🫡🫡 satoots for chocolate

Scott

Throw on the movie and then match it with the audio, you listen to them talk about it while watching it yourself

Ryan

Bro y’all dumb, it means all of this weeks top tier content is being released, not all upper tier content of all time.

Liz Gilbert

I think based on how many people were confused by the wording of the message you could be a little nicer dude. But thank you for clarifying it for us @ryan!

Liz Gilbert

Just this weeks. They updated the message so it was a little more clear. Previously it read like we would all get all access. Which seemed too good to be true anyway

Aidan Barrett

Just signed up… Didn’t expect the Patreon to be this unhinged. The World Trade Center comment got me

Quentin Ussery

"all bonus shows" lol 1 advice show.