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00:00:00 - pranking slime

00:01:48 - slime incoming

00:02:27 - talking about Up

00:04:33 - billie eilish and her brother

00:06:38 - the truckcast

00:07:16 - why does ludwig not to collabs frequently?

00:08:42 - top 3 fun party things

00:09:13 - tom brady's kids watch ludwig

00:10:27 - kratom

00:12:31 - kissing relatives

00:15:05 - faze banks stuck in an elevator

00:16:37 - what does ludwig bring to the party?

00:17:56 - ludwig could beat tom brady in a 40m dash

00:22:33 - are the tom brady videos and photo's weird?

00:25:06 - IT HAPPENS

00:25:59 - aiden flashback 

00:29:45 - nick thinks he can beat lebrom james

00:36:06 - slime's big break on the billie eilish story

00:38:33 - old people television

00:48:14 - making a cartoon

00:49:42 - the matrix

00:53:26 - will television cease to exist?

Comments

Jonathan Gordon

My novel recommendation is All the light we cannot see by Anthony Doerr.

yoo.sergioo

nah new spungus bobbus felled off

EJ

"i have a tick and everything!" i got that and appreciated that slime

Ike Archambault

ok but real talk 20 people could easily beat lebron, all you have to do is either force him to take a shot with atleast 2 people on him, or draw a charge, which would be easy to do with that many people.

Keegan

this is the primo i’m shoving in the face of friends to be like, look at it. LOOK

Jerad369

As someone who just reread hitchhikers guided galaxy, Lud was cooking at the end there😂

lux

As a trans person, the trans love this ep was appreciated. <3

Jonster Jones

This is the best premium EP ever

Abigail

my top cartoons 1) scooby doo 2) spongebob 3) phineas and ferb

Carly

the balloon shit was so annoying until the second it hit. this is the best episode.

f0x

Aiden fully missing it because of phone time was even better

Jamie Hauken

This is funny to watch after Finneas was actually on Fear &

Jamie Hauken

I looked up their Instagrams to see who has more followers because I didn't know that Tom Brady was married to Giselle Bündchen and agreed that she is internationally more famous and found out two things: She does, in fact, have way more followers, and I didn't know what Tom Brady looked like despite having heard Americans say his name a ton.

riley

ship in the air

Maswill66

The knowledge of football everyone here is so sad 😂. He isnt physically impressive but he’s for sure physically in better shape than Ludwig. Also squatting more doesn’t make you in better shape 😂😂

Nivag

hello yard this is my first month (:

Cody Banker

I just finished the main ep bless

Xporzy

timestamps are messed up

Mees B

Please do a fishing stream (or video),i would love that❤️

bwee

these are the main ep timestamps

archiemcw

should be sorted now sorry!

Tyrell Arnold

bro them throwing slime off topic on purpose is so funny and then the eyebrows

sawyer tsaregorodtseva

from the two football games i've watched on nickelodeon it seems like spongebob is still in

Dan

If I were Ludwig I wouldn't hold my kid without a shirt on cause I would be worried he would get sucked into the chesthole

Matthew Logan

Bro just get him a box of merch if he is a fan

Dad Rs

Ludwig saying Tom Brady's kids might be viewers just to get Slime to say Balloon is next level

SmeefDong

big love from baltimore love to hear that lud is from here

Dan

this might be the best ep ever, the whole balloon thing combined with aiden not remembering despite being right there and having it on camera

Peej

I was waiting for Chris Hansen to come down the slide the entire episode.

Worpus

FWIW whenever anybody I know is looking for some good fiction to read and they're amenable to sci-fi then I always start by recommending the Broken Earth trilogy by Jemisin.

mickey

6teen goated

Alex Fox

PHOEBE BRIDGERS FANS RISE UP

Nicolás

frodan eilish made me laugh out loud fuck

AshlynBrice

check out bluey. Fire cartoon show

NV

Guckman and Throbbin, patrolling GotHead City

Taro

any samurai jack enjoyers? that shit was fire as a kid

Kevin Murray

Spongebob is suck an integral part of my childhood and it's so tight that I got a tattoo of Patrick doing a kickflip

Peter Eberhard

aimen not paying any attention in the flashback killed me

Shafts

slime has great taste in socks

Skye

to answer aiden for what kids are watching (i have a niece 11 and nephew 9) tbh i don't hear about spongebob from them i think like kids youtubers take the role spongebob had (obnoxious and loud), so they watch a LOT of youtube and are starting into anime (naruto, jojos)

Skye

also as a note i think some childrens show writers try to make it tolerable for parents to watch too (who ultimately chooses what their kids can and can't watch) which is why the really good ones we can go back and watch

Subpar

Spongebob is out, and pj masks is in. Also miraculous ladybug and lots of dino shows, but that just may be because they love dinosaurs.

Pwill

Dude I'm so jealous. My dad would consistently dog on every single cartoon I ever watched. I specifically remember him saying ed edd and eddy is "trash"

John Comedy

Lud is the least Baltimore person I’ve ever seen

Nic

Now we have shows like Bluey and She-Ra so its pretty good

SgtSlime

"Tom Brady was at Columbine? Why didn't he do anything?" had me dying

shirley

the fact aiden was up staring at his phone like a grandma ignoring his friends is hilarious

Danny Kinter

This is the best premo episode

BlopsGaming

did a 360 on the highway in a blizzard a couple weeks ago and can 100% confirm slime is right, if i'd have braked i would've killed myself if not more people

Quinn

Amazing World of Gumball might be the most slept on cartoon of all time, that show was flames

Michael Simmons

I loved watching this and analyzing Nick and Lud’s competition and seeing how they’d get Slime. So fun.

Judah

i think this was my favorite main ep + premo so far. love how it just keeps getting better

Zach Cokely

one of the best preemos yet and that's saying something.

J

Best premo 🎈

Joshua Haskett

Nah lud cheated you can’t just lead someone on to say the word, you gotta work for it

augh

seeing aiden on his phone in the black and white flashback was a kneeslapper, i was hootin and hollerin

tom hellicar

Please make this a thing for every bonus episode, Slime's refusal to participate in the conversation normally and talk about kissing sons made this balloon competition so entertaining to watch

chazz

There’s unironically a place called Townsville in Australia

Katie

I’m 18, as a young lass I wasn’t allowed to watch SpongeBob. Still haven’t. Should I?

Samuel Kitching

Kids know aboht spongebob but on god it’s out. There are so many like “I’m a young kid and I have superpowers” or “my family is secret superhero’s and I still go to school” shows

Jamie

51 Cartoon Network 52 nick 53 Disney East coast tings

Iver Willems

The balloon game was so fucking funny

Bailey Meatyard

My 5 year old loves SpongeBob. His entire room is decorated in Spider-Man and SpongeBob.

Tyler B.

The balloon game was incredible

Jack

for nick id say raymond carver’s short cuts and it’s movie adaptation are both great

Wilhelm

there is something so fucking funny about nick asking a 30 year old man slime "hey top 3 things at a party" and expecting him to be like " yeah well ofcourse balloons"

pods

Your parents might be like mine. They banned me from SpongeBob because they hated his voice

Jackson Honeycutt

The Aiden twist after the balloon bit genuinely shook me to my core. Beautiful Patreon episode.

Rafael Palete

this one is fucking hilarious boys <3

Abe

we need chris hansen on the pod

Incronaut

Dude I thought this whole time Aiden was trying to help egg on Slime to say balloon but he really was in his own dimension

Billy Buck

Love the cartoon/nostalgia banter. Good friendly vibes this episode 😌

yvonne

spongebob is still always on, its a bit different but its pretty much always been changing so idk

ThatsVon

Best Premo yet

Kieran Arbury

I’ll probably catch heat for this too, but I agree with Slime. Not a big Chainsaw Man guy

Lem1n

spongbob washed, paw patrol putting up numbers

BigW

the balloon bit was fucking amazing, slime was happily taken for such a ride

B. Traven

"Kratom is a hallucinogen" is there anything slime isn't an expert on

EchoBox

This might have been my favorite podcast yet

olive

scoobarang went so hard i still love the old scooby doo cartoons ! great ep 🥸

Samuel Lazar

the concept with the balloon bit is insanely funny.

Jessica

I have a 9 year old little sister. The new SpongeBob episodes past season 5 are all dogshit, but I showed her the early seasons and she was losing it. Still hittin 20 years later.

Derek Papin

Btw the person who wrote the books that gave rise to the terminator and matrix films was a black lady she wrote her book in the eighties

Amarie

The book that got huge recently among a wide audience was Project Hail Mary by the same guy that wrote The Martian (Andy Weir). I haven’t read it yet, but it’s been at the top of recommended lists for general fiction readers since it came out in 2021. People are obsessed

Garrett

duuuuude, Boomerang was my life as a kid. soooo good. the mix of old and modern was goated

Drew Garcia

I teach Highschool and most of my students laugh at my SpongeBob references.

KCK Dumas

Bluey is the best new kids show imo. My nephew loves it

Unt0uchable03

how do i join the yard discord?? anyone know?

Twon

No way they named curling as a sport that isn't physically demanding...

Finn

They're all paw patrol kids now no more bob unfortunately

O

lebron 21 - 0 the chucklefucks and the yard together.

sawyer tsaregorodtseva

sophia stewart did not write the matrix or the terminator. she also didn't win that one lawsuit everyone says she did

faceless

This is one of my favorite premos in a while very funny

vhs03

8-10 yr old cousins have never touched spongebob, they would rather watch random ppl play roblox/minecraft on yt

Pankkakae

I have the terrible idea to animate the Robin tryna tell batman about slurping segment

Josh

you should watch the scallange

Anthony Purdy

SpongeBobs is still hitting now although different. The problem is that the cartoons now are mid and my brothers don’t care for them except for SpongeBob

Jardine Irwin

Townsville is a real small city in Australia

cas

god the whole balloon thing was hilarious, this might be my fav episode yet lmao

Ryan Abouchedid

I was on the edge of my seat for the balloon bit.

Patton Montgomery

can someone explain what the truck cast is, i don't remember that being a thing

GEMC

I just started rewatching the first episodes of the Yard again and now it's going to be weird to watch the first ones again on here but is the bonus.

Trebor

Colorado Resident here. Nick was 28 Disney 29 animal planet 30 Cartoon Network 31

rufiooo7

they have a solid chance at beating Lebron if they know how to stack on top of each other and be able to play that way

Jack Neville

during subathon it was nick, aimen, slime, and bunth just chilling on stream when Ludwig had to go for a day — just played a truck sim

Drew Jensen

Seen some good fantasy recommendations but nothing beats Brandon Sanderson’s books. It is fantasy fiction but it is so incredibly good

Jordan

without tom and jerry we dont get slime with the hammer

Jabal Coseph

watching this the day after the Buccaneers lost to the Cowboys lol

Mina Draskovic

For some reason Ren and Stimpy was still popular in my country when I was a kid (born in '95.) and it both deeply disturbed me and shaped my sense of humor.

Mina Draskovic

You should look for the email you got when you became a Patreon member, it has a button in it that allows you to connect your discord with your Patreon account :)

Patton Montgomery

i am going to scavenge for this cuz I found one of him doing truck sim but the audio is messed up

Garrett

Bob still hits with the youth but he fell off

IansPoorChoices

Reading is cool! I recommend Albert Camus to any of you who need an author to explore :)

Tony Lozano

Oh no slime was high school for Foster’s home for imaginary friends… I watch that shit between age like 3 to 5