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00:00:00 - eating phones nom nom

00:00:27 - how slime made ludwig a good person

00:03:49 - slime was owned by a waiter

00:08:19 - serving cunt

00:10:56 - how does luminosity have so much money

00:15:33 - we're all seeing the same shit on twitter

00:20:19 - when does ludwig have time to listen to music

00:20:40 - yard basketball crew battle 

00:36:25 - the professor

00:38:41 - melee is harder than sword fighting

00:46:09 - getting launched out of a cannon

00:49:57 - the offlinetv video

00:56:36 - thanks for watching

Comments

Ethan Fike

i'm here to claim my prize of being a floor wife

Matthew Forbes

Ludwig knows so little about basketball but acts like hes right and i h8 it

npoma

Bro soccer balls are hard af like footballers literally have an 8% chance of getting dementia or alzheimer when they are like 70 from hitting them with their heads

Brandon Lian

you probably already found out, but jaylen had a facial fracture and in order to be allowed to play and protect his face, he had to wear this mask to keep him from breaking his face further

Emil van de Bruck

Sorry if this is weird but Nick looks incredibly hot in this video

Emil van de Bruck

I just realised I‘m commenting this with my government name

JD

im dying watching that nick ludwig "basketball" shit. hasan is not that good but his team definitely dusts the yard

austin slayer

David Smith Jr is the world record holder for furthest human Canonball shot at a solid 195ft (59.43m)

Jonathan Miradi

this is from the the normal pod but Aden Portugal and Spain actually colonized brazil and large parts of south America .

Kevin Woolf

I did fencing for a few years in high school. There are so many more moves in fencing than in melee especially for Epee and Saber. Also, camping ledge would be going for toes in Epee. So annoying and you need good footwork and spacing to avoid it.

Jason Queen

The idea of Slime hitting Hasan with a Nancy Carrigan is really funny

- lionbooster -

Aiden will score the first basket and the yard will not score again

CheezyQq

I’d really like to thank you guys, I’ve been having a tough time with my dog dying of cancer. Your podcast is really something special and has been something that really brings me a lot of joy. Thank you

Puzzle Box

The idea that there are more controls in melee than fencing is insane IMO. If you hit one button in melee it does one thing. That thing doesn't change no matter who hits it. In fencing there are an infinite ways of doing a lunge alone and it changes person to person.

Katie

Is Ludwig and Ludwig alone the reason I keep getting Japanese city pop albums on YouTube?

Mike Woodward

am I too late for floor wife competition?

Owain Jones

the fear& team should be hasan will austin qt and valkyrae

Kelvin

Playing fear& in melee would be brutal. I’ve run into the casual gambit in both melee and ultimate with many people and not a single casual knows what a tech is. It’s like playing basketball against someone who doesn’t know you can contest shots.

cabbage

there are infinite ways to shino stall if you're bold enough to find them

Brett C.

I think I need to hear more of Aiden and Luds thoughts on whether they get shut out or not.

muhashi

"its giving cunt" 💀

Juniper Bluelake

The ...dude at the end stripped my soul from my body

Aidan C

Guns don't kill people rappers do, I saw it in a documentary on BBC 2

Cam

4v2 Hasan and Will would definitely say you should run half court so that it eliminates the cherry picking layup strategy

AidanMark8

I checked my screen time and my YouTube is at 19 hours…

Ashley Garnett

They would have to have Austin and QT and Rae on the Fear& team. They can't have outsiders.

Bimmy

I’m here to compete for the title of floor wife. Is it uhhh, to the death style or?? 👀🔪

Michael Simmons

The basketball gotta be vs the main Fear& which is Hasan, Will, Austin, QT, and Marche, with The Yard being y’all and Zipper.

John

Slime needs to imagine if you could cancel any move at any point in melee, and also change the timing of all moves so they take fewer or more frames to complete. That's just starting to get as complex as fencing/swordfighting

Zakary Jagdeo

Lol the ending of this one poor Aiden love the podcast can’t get enough of all of you👍🏽

Carter King

Buying the Patreon was so not worth it

Corbin Bailie

Slime talking about fencing not being as difficult as Melee... he has clearly never watched the Princess Bride and the greatest swordfight of all time.

Bert Bertsma

The part around 12:00 where slime was speaking like a toddler has me in tears.

Nathan Galas

Bro if you need a 5th for bball I’ll lock Hassan’s stupid dumbass up I’m 6’5 210. Lmk 🫡

Michael Coggins

My ex wife and I got over that weird farting dilemma early in our relationship, by simply rating each others farts out of 10, in criteria that we would make up "Meh, that was a 3/10 on loudness, a 1/10 on length but a 10/10 on stank" It worked wonders and was funny often.

Chris Cahill

He’s wearing the face mask cuz he broke his face this sports convo cracks me up 😂😂

splatjesus

youtube music is goated

Jack

Slime's fencing take is the least intelligent thing he's ever said. It's like melee but every player can make as many custom moves as they want, perform them with any possible timing/direction, and every player has a unique hitbox. Not to mention there are three different swords you can use with their own rules

Joe Taylor

Hasan can't cope with Nick's wingspan on the court

dotcom

Ikr😂

Scott

Slime saying there is more mechanics in melee than Fencing, reminds me of that time a redditor said that playing WoW gave him more hand skills than a pianist.

Thomas

i spent 32 hours last week on twitter

Cadhan Conner

Fly me out for the basketball game me and my boy Joell, who’s a varsity player, will come off the bench and cook those mfs. I dabble in basketball I’d say I’m better than the average bear

Simon Hansen

Fear& vs The Yard, but Fear& only picks their two most atheletic hosts and some of their buddies... that seems more like The Yard vs Hasan, Will and co.

Upgraded Stick

Can't believe I'm saying this but I think Slime had a bad take. Combat sports have so many more mechanics than Melee, just because there's ten buttons on a controller that doesn't make it more complicated than stance and footing and everything that's involved in fencing.

Kyle S

Ya, how is the Fear& team not Will, Hasan, Austin, QT, and Marche?

Kacper Pogorzelski

slime is right with the worst swordsman in france people who dont know how to play basketball are much better at defense than those who can play well

PooPstINK

Aiden gonna call defensive 3 seconds in the 2v4

Gage Johnson

I think Slime’s claim about fighting someone who doesn’t fully understand what they’re doing has some validity. I’m a former collegiate wrestler, I was an NAIA All American. Wrestling someone who follows the rules in the wrong way can throw everything out of wack in my experience

Daryl Lim

aimen's last "dude" was heartbreaking

fatalfries

What if Slime went to do Streamer Camp?

The Fact

I don't know if Nick was serious about trying fencing but I would recommend Epee if so. It's way more custom (the Falco of fencing). Also Slime was right, Melee definitely has more inputs and matchups than fencing since you only fence people using the same weapon as you (there are 3) so it's basically just playing dittos.

nolain

Ludwig's right about Twitter, they changed up all the algorithms and now it's genuinely measurably worse with regards to variety. Elon gutted the whole dev team so they sorta just threw in some random heuristics that fucked everything

Quinn

I don't understand why Fear& get outsiders, would their team not just be Hasan, Will, Austin, QT, and the dude who pulls up videos and stuff for them?

Trebor

We are just going to forget about Borp the Sheik GOD

birdfood

I also used YouTube to listen to Tatsuro, cause Spacy is one of my favorite albums ever, eventually just started using YouTube to mp3 and transfered the whole album to spotify so I don't have to pay YouTube a cent

birdfood

Idk how these episodes get funnier

Kyle Elmore

YouTube putting the locked screen video continuity behind a pay wall is loaded diaper. I bought a code signing app and pay $20 a year for a modified version. Now I get video continuity AND no ads. Get cucked Susan/new guy whose name idk.

Lorkus

Seek help

howdyhoot

Bring back the barefeet! :)

JCstyles357

I'm not gonna lie... Hasan's group is just gonna know none of you besides ludwig can really shoot, and just block only ludwig at 3 and the paint from close/layup shots. yike..

Daniel

The fact that they laugh when thinking about going band for band with pokimane is craaaaaaaazy. Damn.

Daniel

Slime should announce he’s joining OTV when he has the Ludwig hair

Peri

i can’t be the only one who thinks slime looks hotter bald right

Jake Alzapiedi

15 minutes dedicated to aiden and lud going “I think they skunk us”, “I think they don’t” “I think they do”, “I don’t think they do” … should have been cut imo

Austin Taylor

Slime insisting a video game from 2001 is harder than an Olympic sport is very funny to me

Professor

please say "shut out" more next time

Nathan H

if you're on android, use youtube revanced

Tate Lohmiller

Loving lud saying Tatsuro Yamashiro as his one artist and hes butchering the pronunciation lmao. (Tatsuro Yamashita)

Alex

my girlfriend did the same exact thing where she deleted twitter because it is just terrible now. she only sees super upsetting posts so she just did away with it

Kyle Elmore

Signulous on iOS, code signing app in your browser. Install a profile then you can sign apps and they issue new code in email if/when revoked.

bigsleep

can’t believe how bad Lud whiffed Tatsuro Yamashita’s name

Vismic

Listening to slime know exactly who the professor was in the re-upload of ep. 11 and then not really be familiar here was crazy

drew P

relistening to this and the name he says is a yugioh character 💀

Falka

10/10 alex turner impression

Jamie Hauken

Watching this and getting hyped for the Yard vs Fear& basketball match all over again. The tension is rising.

Dann

Oh so this is where the seeds of jackie hj were planted and recently it finally bloomed with the help of aiden