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00:00:00 - intro

00:03:00 - stick in the box

00:04:45 - ludwigs chin strap 

00:06:30 - the swifties drama 

00:08:25 - eunuchs and castratos

00:12:55 - back to the drama

00:15:25 - jubbin 

00:16:15 - our names in another timeline

00:18:00 - ludwig wants to learn to fly (with aidens dad)

00:19:42 - the trailcams fandom has a nazi problem

00:22:15 - aidens friend was trapped inside from a polar bear

00:23:47 - animals we could beat in a fight (including ted nivisons)

00:27:24 - noticing signs of aging...

00:32:35 - bags under your eyes

00:33:20 - make up isnt real

00:35:00 - cope

00:36:05 - thumbo wrinkles

00:36:45 - ludwig becomes a PR boyfriend

00:37:30 - baby gronk 

00:45:22 - ludwig is tired

00:46:25 - MxS vs Sen

00:49:35 - aidens knife price is crashing...

00:54:00 - turning to saudi esports

00:58:28 - french nukes

01:01:23 - thanks for watching

Comments

npoma

This ep was so fucking good from beggining to end, my GOATs

sor

"put the chastity balls in the pussy" made me scream laugh while walking down the street

Andrew Miller

Bro I got diced up as an audio listener bc they talk about it being a 3 man pod and than slime comes out of no where

Emma

trans woman here: women become eunuchs more often than men these days

Mike Tytheon

My mom's sole piece of advice when she dropped me off at college was "don't join a cult"

Mike Pusateri

NICK LITERALLY LOOKS AND SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY FRIEND JAKE LMAO

Free Tibet

So much relief when slime came on

Antonio quintero

Dude the time stamps are huge for this POS Patreon player. Constantly goes back in time when I minimize and maximize. Smh

jeydon

taylor is falling off with a lot of gen z but somehow a faction of them will be ride or die forever

Colton Quinn

Can’t wait for “white guy denuclearizes in PERFECT Chinese”

Munch

I feel like when/if qt posts the Halloween costumes swifties will come at her again

butler18

It hurts me physically when they talk about sports

escapist

For eye bags using frozen aloe Vera helped lol

Skiddly Winks

The Nazi convo reminded me of a fun fact: a lot of eugenicists have historically been heavily involved in nature/endangered animal preservation. Our old president Teddy Roosevelt, for example, publicly subscribed to a lot of eugenic views, and was also big into preventing Buffalos from going extinct. It's absurdly ironic that they valued some life and not others, and these dudes were huge assholes about how they approached"protecting" nature. It was always at the expense of natives who they considered to be lesser humans.

g d

we are killing the bears planets ice

beardedwaifu

My name is Jake, and my brothers are Sam and Nick...

Omar M

the MBS thorin tweet was so good

mhd

nick falconetti will turn into italian stavros

Aidan

The french way of saying the 70s through 90s is a remnant of the Gaulish vigesimal number system which takes twenty as the base rather than the now common decimal system which takes ten as a base. This doesn’t exist in every francophone region, for example in french speaking Switzerland uses septante, huitante and nonante rather than soixante-dix, quatre-vingts and quatre-vingt-dix. I understand it was mostly the basis for jokes but I happen to be taking a class on the development of the French language so was able to pitch in

Lucas

giraffe gotta be the worst answer 1 kick shatters every bone in ur body

Cale Morgan

My answer is Galapagos tortoise and that sucks bc that’s also my favorite animal so I’m at a bit of a hypothetical moral impasse

Cale Morgan

Fuck Belgium and the other nonante countries lol I’m forever team quatre vingt dix neuf. Allez les bleus and all 🇫🇷

Nolan Grossi

gurl aight it soixante-seize for 76

JD Williams

One of my alternate timeline names was Mario Dudley so I literally can’t ever complain about my name

Charlotte

I work at a cinemas and the main demographic I served were tween girls. Though, overall there was a massive range like 8-60+

John Kastran

I am now in a downward spiral worrying about the ceaseless passing of time while sitting at my desk working my 9-5

Nick Cintron

Whoa, as a Nicholas who has been called Nico my whole life, cool

David

i think aimen has the best tight end

scrambled ripper

i had this same realization with the box yesterday

Tetsu_FGC

my mom was gonna name me either Sam or Nick, went with Sam. That's wild that Nick could have been Sam, the coincidence

Quaintchair

Nick saying that he could take a giraffe is funny because they sleep lions if they have to.

Jolene

As one of god's chosen few castrated Yard listeners (i.e. a trans girl who recently has had a bilateral radical orchiectomy), it still works. Well.

Shebbles

I work at a school and I can confirm the zoomers love t-swift

Will Pitcher

I’m with Nick, 2 weeks ago I was talking to my coworker about how I could sleep a giraffe

Violet

as slime brought up the trailcams bit a nice german guy asked me where something was at work 😭

Delta J. Bearlines

Just so everybody knows, when Ludwig said "do you know how to say 76 in French?" he ended up saying 79. The man does not speak French.

Tyler

I know I'm Pedantic but i have autism so fuck you, there has never been a female navy seal.

Buggy

I know a guy who fought off a baby mountain lion with just his hands in colorado

Bradley Bishop

please give us an aimen reaction to police dogs biting dudes like a cane corso

Olivia Zhou

The zoomer girls LOVE tswift but even more intensely because they grew up on that good slop. She's the second coming of Jesus and her fans pilgrimage to her concerts (Source: all of my friends)

Yv

i think all girls younger than 30 are susceptible to taylor swift. since yall didn't know if it was gen z or millennials, its def both

Nathan Bartko

the stick is a gun cause lick means to steal

josh

slime calling ted "ted nevinsky" and no one saying anything about it is CRAZY

Jozef

Can confirm 27 is when the knee pain begins

JankBodego

Gen z fucks with Taylor I can confirm

Spicy

The Yard podcast is my favorite death cult

Slightly9

My uncle is mid rich guy who recently got his pilots license

Elise-Marie

As a 20-year-old girl who goes to college, we defo love Taylor

Molly

i work with kids & can confirm taylor’s still super popular with 7-10 year olds

Aria

Clueless white guy convinces china to forfeit their nuclear arsenal in perfect chinese, shocks entire CCP

Bryan Bibb

bro Aiden’s got a tight end

Tyler

the stick is the mag and the box is the gun

Spades

Congrats! :>

Jim Bean

I'm also 27 and Aiden's question about signs of aging was too real

Isaac Nishimura

it’s funny that i personally know multiple redheads that all have the names that nick listed off

patrick

i stepped away from my laptop to put a bowl in the sink when slime came back and i got so confused, i thought patreon had started playing a totally different episode somehow

Woodus

rewatchin some primos and its just wild the reaction to "nazi swifties" shes literally blonde and blue eyed. Of course the nazis swarm lmao.

sand

not to um actually but just so nick knows, giraffes can kill with their kicks

Ella

its not pronounced "dix", its actually pronounced "deez" (referencing counting in french) /srs

Ella

also, ludwig said 79 in french instead of 76

Thomas Bard

The joke that they made about match fixing is literally just what Ibuypower did lol

AJKay

“until we go to war with China” boy do i have some news for you from the future

Murphdog53

A single giraffe is more deadly than a single wolf by an order of magnitude. Lions don’t even fuck with them because a single kick could cave in their rib cage

_hugematt_

crazy how aimen ended up getting botox on his forehead anyway

Zander

Giraffes like win against groups of lions

Chandler Brown

Aiden’s dad: *bumps the stick to the left a bit* “There’s no fucking way”

Mārcis Ozols

I hate how they just lwt nick get away with saying hed kill a giraffe so easily