2026 MARCH SACRED GIFT (Patreon)

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A band of badgers of crimson eyes! Armed with bows and swords, burst into the room, intent on capturing the adventurers once more. Yet upon entering the kitchen, they slipped across the sticky floor, crashing into one another as the heap was showered in pepper. Their eyes watered, and a chaotic, spasmodic barrage of sword blows and arrows lashed out in every direction.

The badgers attempted a DC 15 Dexterity test to determine whether any strike finds its mark. They rolled a D20 (+0) and got a... 20+0=20 (TRIUMPH)! (That symbol on the die is a 20)

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