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 So I have a theory that destroys all the arguments against the "super hot pirate girl archetype"... ( `   ∇  ´  ) !

They say...!

Yeah, it's impossible for a girl like that to go unnoticed and so and so forth...┐( ´ д ` )┌ 

But it is precisely there where their own logic betrays them....!!!

Example:

You are a sailor serving for "The royal navy".

It is the dead of the night...

You hear a noise. You run to check what happens...!

Suddenly you find yourself face to face with a "super hot  pirate  girl"...!!!

(; ・_・)¤=[]:::::>          ( ¬‿¬✿)  

You see her face and she is hella cute....♥

You proceed to check her breasts. (Each one must be checked individually)...

Your gaze continues down to his well-formed hips and finally you find yourself with a pair of legs so long that they seem to have no end...

Suddenly you remember that your job is not to be a modeling judge and you try to rejoin...!!!!

But it's too late...The last thing you see is a "A rusty sword" flying in direction to your face...

Now you are deader than a castaway on an island with a single palm tree....

(×_×)⌒☆  <:::::[]=¤( ¬‿¬✿)  

* This same logic can be applied to the super hot spy girls, super hot ninja girls, super hot assassin girls and etc...

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