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Well Howdy Ma'am. Why don't you sit down and let me tell you a story. A story about love. About a Sheriff of a little old town called Bitter Springs, and about the woman he fell in love with there.

Phew! Wow this was an absolute doozy and a half to finish. Time has lost all meaning. I actually thought today was Valentine's day and I was freaking out cause I didn't have anything else to post for it on Reddit and only just now as I was writing this description did I realize lmao. Anyways, I wanted to thank you all for being patient while I finished this one! I'm excited to share it with you all, hope you enjoy!

There is a bit of violence in the story but it all takes place "off-screen" so to speak, just wanted to let you know in case that's a concern to anyone!

Voices, Script, and Editing all done by me!

Please lemme know if you enjoyed this! I am honestly so nervous about this one since it's so different than most of what I've made. But if you guys enjoy it I would love to make more story driven content in the future!

Other tags I considered: [Rum Says Howdy] [Rootinest Tootinest Audio in the Wild Wild West] [Pistols and Penises] [Like a Romance Novel but not as good cause I wrote it]

I really love getting feedback and hearing what you liked or places I can improve. So please let me know what you thought!! Or consider pressing the ❤️ if you are feeling too shy to comment 😘!

Disclaimer: This audio was made by an adult for other consenting adults, it is a work of fantasy and all characters depicted are 18+. Please do not download, re-host, or redistribute this audio

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rumncokeva

*posts and then runs away* I really hope this turned out ok!! I also had issues with my mic buzzing which was really annoying but I hope it's not so noticeable after I tried cleaning the audio up 😣

taeebaee

day off, i ordered some good food, AND a new audio? a great monday

rumncokeva

Ayyy!! I hope you like it! It's quite different from my other audios. Also hope your food is delicious too!

Jenny

Ok, first I shouldn't have listened to this during class (I got really distracted lol) BUT it was so worth it, it left me wanting more 😩. The story was really good, I don't know how you do it, you don't give yourself enough credit Rummy. Well done 👏❤️‍🔥 Edit: Btw, no problems with the audio, it sounded really good.

rumncokeva

Awww yayyy!!! I'm so so glad to hear that! Thanks Jenny 💕

leeks

Such a good story! Always love western romances. ;u; It'd be super cool to hear more story driven audios like this in the future :DD

lexi

well this is definitely the cutest Rootinest Tootinest Rum Audio in the Wild Wild West!!! the script was wonderful and executed so well as always <3 your western accent had me blushin’ 🥰 happy valentine’s day rum! (also, fyi, no audio issues for me!)

rumncokeva

That makes me so happy to hear you enjoyed the story!! It had been a while since I wrote something and actually finished it lol XD But I definitely wanna keep making more story driven content!

Anonymous

This was amazing Rum. I was coming up with all sorts of theories when it was said Missey kind of looked like you to the visitng woman, I was expecting her to actually be her (or her daughter or something) and take revenge. This was so well executed and I loved the love...

lola

Rum I don’t like you rn that ending made me cry

rumncokeva

Hahaha thank you lmaooo. Glad to hear my accent was ok too! Happy Valentine's Day! (i accidently replied to myself instead of to your comment lol)

PixiIvy Dust

Oh I love this the build up and the old man telling the story then going into the past to hear it. Well done, but that ending made me sad. I really wanted to know what happen, but I do like how you left it to the audience to decide or maybe one day come back to this. Great job Rum.

Rrrrronica

WTF! Not me expecting to get all hot and bothered, only to end up heartbroken 😭💔Super great audio. For my own sake I’m just going to say our old narrator was a bad shot with bad eyesight, and Sheriff was really good at playing dead. I became way too invested in this story…

rumncokeva

Sometimes I worry that lots of people might not be interested in more story-centric audios so thank you for letting me know you enjoyed it!! Hope it wasn't too sad!! Idk why I like writing stories with tragic endings lmao 😆

Rrrrronica

I personally would love to see more story centric audios if that would be something you are interested in/ able to do. Just don’t feel pressured because I know it must be a lot of work, and you already do so much for us 🥰 And don’t get me wrong, I’m a sucker for tragedy. It just hurts so good 💔 this audio just caught me off guard, but I love it!

Blue

1 darn unions 2 I head canon that the listener is actually their baby who either hunted her dad’s killer down or fate just lead them together so the story can end.