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“I could use a break, Lel. It's been non-stop all day and I'm feeling pretty tired...”

“Pff! Tired of orgasms? I can see you up there, Sparkle. You're cumming more than they are!”

“Erm... well... orgasms can be, you know... they're... err...”

“C'MON, FOLKS! Buy two guns and get a FREE blowjob!”

“Sheesh! Free blowjobs, now?”

“If we sell a dozen more guns then we can take tomorrow off -- you know, to go get more inventory!”

“I still can't believe I let you talk me into this. I mean... I'm your GIRLFRIEND, Lel.”

“Of course you are, babe! But you LOVE dick and I don't have one, so we gotta outsource.”

“I don't know if I LOVE it...”

“Uh-huh. I hear you up there moaning and gasping and begging for them to cum inside you.”

“Well-- Well that's only because they pay EXTRA for it. That's all!”

“CUM ONE, CUM ALL! Cum inside my gorgeous girlfriend! 10% off for two or more!”

“Oh jeez...”

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(IRREGULAR) BI-WEEKLY UPDATE

• 8/8 renders for scene backgrounds

• 0/2 character sprites (missing from a mid-game scene)

• 28/34 new character sprites

• 16/16 HeartSpark (Sparkle AI) renders

• 33/75 renders for a quickie sexytimes

• 13/19 renders for an endgame sexytimes (1)

• 9/81 renders for an endgame sexytimes (2)

• 3/54 renders for an endgame sexytimes (3)

• 0/54 renders for an endgame sexytimes (4)

• 0/45 renders for an endgame sexytimes (5)

• 0/27 renders for an endgame sexytimes (6)

• 0/27 renders for an endgame sexytimes (7)

• 14/~90 renders for endgame final scenes

I've also finished writing "bad" ending sexytimes for girl and twink Sparkle and about half of it for futa Sparkle. I'm thinking about releasing an update with only the "bad" ending so at least there's something out there. What does everything think about that?

Thank you for your support! Always, I appreciate you.