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Resident Evil - Patreon Version (Patreon)

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2025-01-26 13:00:06
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No Sync Required Version: https://cinebingers.ca/Hzp1Q4Drj2 - For Patreon tier "Bingers on The Wall" or higher.

movie runtime: 01:40:31

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Resident Evil - Patreon Version

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Brazilian_Rebel

Can you guys suggest “Good Boys” on your comedy poll !!

Odd Thomas

I can't wait til you get to Retribution, that's the best one imo

FischerMax98

I love all the Resident Evil movies. The Final Chapter is my least fave. Animated ones are good too. Reboot kinda sucks, though.

Marko T.

React to George A. Romero's classic zombie movies.

Logan Kerlee
>>162521667

I'm so so on the movies. The game series though is fantastic! Resident Evil 2 will always be my top favorite in the series. :)

Divinerights

The comment at the start made me google, and apparently there’s less than 300,000 total movies made between 1888 and 2017

attackthehole
>>162522208

that seems low. if thats US made films, id buy it. but the whole world? I feel like Bollywood and China/Hong Kong creates more than that in a decade. let alone all of Europe and the rest of the Americas film industries...

Divinerights
>>162522208

Right? But Hollywood atm only makes 700 films per year, and they’re at the top end with Bollywood at like 2000

attackthehole
>>162522208

maybe that only counts Theatrical and Streaming releases? cause i dont know how anyone can get a real number if they also include indie, low budget just free on YT releases. sites like IMDB are self reported, you gotta take the effort to submit a page for a project and what not.

Divinerights
>>162522208

Agreed, but that would mean 700,000 of those types. And I suppose depends on what you count as a film, and what are you hoping to find out? How many times has a film been made in someone’s backyard versus a major commercial film?

Ph4ZeD

FULL cinecringe and I love it

Chris Davies

I actually enjoy this movie. It's not a good resident evil movie, but it's an entertaining action horror movie

Odd Thomas

Another good Paul W.S. Anderson movie (arguably his best) is Event Horizon (1997). The Super Mario Bros movie from 1993 with Bob Hoskins is actually a lot of fun, but admittedly has very little to do with the game.

Baron Imhoof
>>162522208

IMBD gives that as the number of feature releases, but that only counts the ones that have survived. Martin Scorsese's Film Foundation estimates that over 90% of films made before 1929 are lost, while the Library of Congress estimates that three-quarters of all silent films have been lost.

FischerMax98
>>162521387

Very good. I have gone to youtube many times just to watch the opening intro scene. So simple but well done.

Divinerights
>>162522208

Only 11,000 films of the, I assume Hollywood silent films, were made (between 1912-1930). Far below the amount to reach 1,000,000 assuming they haven’t been counted in the first place.

Logan Kerlee

A horse deck? Oh! Okay, a Pegasus/unicorn deck makes a lot more sense. Hell yeah, dude. <3 You rock the shit out of your horse deck! I was totally picturing you as some TINY kid that was 7 or so, yeah. Fuck that dude. Mitch is an asshole. xD I wanna see the petting zoo! lmao, it's awesome that George has seen this already. I watched this when it was new. It was pretty fucking cool back in the day. :) It's cheesy now, sure but it was pretty fucking awesome back in the day. :) Let's dive in! :) I don't remember the soundtrack from this. Will it be any good? Huh.. we'll see. I forgot, does this movie go into the T virus or does it just say zombie virus? THESE DOGS FUCKED ME UP IN MY CHILDHOOD!! lmao, I'm mostly talking about the ones in the games. Zombo doggoes incoming! Simone's going to be sad and afraid. I'm really going to enjoy this reaction! xD I've been trapped in an elevator briefly - but when you're in a wheelchair it's extra crap because you can't move at all, at all. This movie is fucking brutal and WILD! So damn fun! xD I remember enjoying this as a kid. Milla's hair's perfect because she's the leading lady. :P She can't look off at all. hahahaha Simone you're already jumpy? xD This movie's going to freak you out, man! hahaha - glad ya'll are watching this. :) I'm over here watching this first thing in the morning at 5:40 or so. lmao - that scream from Simone was awesome!! The firsto one with the zombie girl in the water. xD hahahha This movie does an excellent job with that, yeah. Showing the locations of everybody and all of that. :) hahahaha, jumpy Simone! :P Music is on fucking point with this, yeah! Everything is displayed so well! lol, the visuals are on point as well. That cubing scene in the corridor was next level cool/gross. Fucking awesome! hahaha I don't remember who you're talking about Simone. Not sure which game you're talking about. LOVE THE CLASSIC LICTOR!! hahahaha, so damn great/terrible! xD Zombo doggos - here they come. :P I'm looking forward to Simone's face! xD She's looking super sad and now she's scared/confused.. now that feeling's amplified! xD lmao, the final dog clear was so awesome! I'm a bit disappointed that this movie doesn't include vials of ink lying around random places. Would've added to the flavor quite a bit, I feel. Oh well, oh well. :-/ Oh okay - they named it as the T-Virus, there. Coolies. I zoned out big time right there. lol, missed the bad guy reveal. I already knew who it was and everything, I just don't remember the details of it all. Ambitious indeed lmao, that red dress did a lot to a great many of us George! xD lmao, loved the lictor's death scene! LOVE that they said that they wanted him in the Nemesis Program! xD So awesome! hahahaha Stoked that you enjoyed this Simone! :) This movie was done so well. If this didn't include the lictor it would've lacked what made Resident Evil, Resident Evil. lmao, they're licTor, not lickers. xD I didn't know that about Milla! So awesome that she was a big fan of the game series. Big time impressed by her dedication to do all of stunts and everything. :) hahahahaha, LOVE that they were all drunk at the end! This movie NEEDS to be rated R! Holy fuck, I can't imagine Resident Evil being a T rated game for crying out loud. lmao, great joke at the end! xD Doubt that'll make the final cut but it's hilarious so I kinda hope that it does. :P You both were awesome in this reaction and I had a great time watching. :) Loads of fun!

Amelie W

"Guilty pleasures" is just stuff you like but you're worried people will think you're uncool if you dare to like it unironically, deliberately and the other adverbs from Dead Poets Society. When in reality there's nothing cooler than owning your tastes and moods. Not that I know but I'd imagine if you're making a living watching Hollywood movies you want to hold on to the things you love, and don't be afraid to let people know.

RLYtoxic

I love the Resident Evil movies, they are just fun to watch. They give you lots of action and silly one liners. Hope they do the next two for sure.

DM DC

My guess to your answer about what happend for Milla to get those cuts and bruises may have probably be due to the 3 months of training for that wall kick scene. Overall I have always enjoyed this series. The first is my favorite, I had some issues with 2, but it was still fun. I like the 3rd one okay but I was a bit bummed about a few things regarding that one. But overall as it stands I still like the movies. The first one though despite some of the critisims it had it felt like the game to me. There are some differences from game to movie character-wise but the way it moves and style of the movie does make it feel like the game. I really like it. This was a fun watch with ya especially when the jump scares get Simone. I know- I'm horrible lol. I do hope you'll do at least a few more movies. I'd like you to do more of them, but I also think Simone should play the first game - even if it's the remaster of it. The first and 2nd games are my favorite, and I just think it 'd be fun to see her try them out a bit.

Zeroplue

I'll listen to ya talk about mtg, Simone. Been playing since I was a kid too! I understand the sentiment. When I was a kid, being poor and unable to afford my own cards, I always got stuck with the weak white deck and rarely won. So now I make mono white decks that annoy my pod 😂

Armchair Rizzard

on the subject of MTG, I LOVE MTG. Been playing since sophmore year of high school. I taught most of my friend group how to play and we all still occasionally do it even now in our 30s.

Andras Beck

Hi all! New here, and I have two questions. 1. What time the reactions are happening (timezone too please :) ) 2. how the "own version full reaction" thing is happening? I would really like to overlay Simone and George's video on the movie. Thank you in advance!

Cinebinge
>>162547694

Hi Andras, welcome! Posts are always 8 am EST (unless something went wrong), and extra content tends to be 9 am EST Friday. Mondays are weekly movie poll, Tue/Wed are TV reactions, Thur, Sat, Sun are movies with Saturday being the poll winner of that week. Friday is the weekly announcement of whats coming next week, plus anything extra. For own version full reaction, due to copyright and piracy laws, we are not allowed to just show the movie/tv show in its entirety, which is why we ask all patrons to have their own copy to sync with our reaction. In all of our full reactions at some point George will say "Patrons get your copy ready" follow by a count down to press play. When he says "Play", you press play on your copy and the two videos will be in sync. SOMETIMES this sync may not match identically due to streaming platforms around the world having varied frame rates, when this happens there are methods to adjust either our reaction playback speed by +4% or your copy of the movie speed by the same depending on the region you are in. Though this is an infrequent occurrence, but does happen. As for lay out, it is personal preference. Some Patrons we know put our reaction full screen and place the movie in the middle, so that they can see the time code in the corner of our reaction to make sure things remained synced, we also leave a small strip of the movie at the top/bottom so you can see what scene is being played, as another point of reference for the sync. On mobile/handheld devices it is also possible to click the YouTube logo on our reaction so that the reaction is played on the YouTube app rather than on Patreon, allowing video in video/duo app at the same time. Other patrons may have suggestions of their own preferences though!

Alexander Sparf

Very curious if you guys are going to tackle another Robert Eggers film, now that Nosferatu is out on VOD.

João Rafael Ferreira
>>162533046

This is so true One of the things i learned as a film graduate and the brief time i spent as a critic is that this also reveals a misconception of a supposed hierarchy of genres and language. And this is in no way pointing the finger at anyone on the patreons or hosts because ive done this for a long time, its taught to us by pop culture common sense. Even though it is more common today for genre films like action, comedy or horror to be revered as true art, there is still a certain tendency to put the serious and realistic as the right way to do it. It gets worse when it comes to melodrama, camp, these are stylistic choices. I don't use guilty pleasure anymore because it doesn't make much sense to me. Deep down you really liked a film but feel like you have to apologize because it supposedly doesn't fit into an academic serious vision of film language

Tyler Foster

A movie that will make you even madder that Michelle Rodriguez has nothing to do in the first Fast and Furious film (and in fact may make you think she's been underutilized her entire career) is her debut film from one year before F&F, a great sports drama called Girlfight. Highly, highly recommend it if you want to see Rodriguez in one of her best roles and the very definition of a breakout performance.

djKENTO

can we please PLEASE get a reaction to Overlord? It’s Easy Company during WWII dropping into NAZI ZOMBIES. It’s produced by JJ Abrams and may or may not have been part of the Cloverfield universe at some point during its production. But it is AWESOME.. and it’s Easy Company… THREE MILES UP! THREE MILES DOWN!

djKENTO
>>162560580

Also Michelle Rodriguez’s first movie is a small indie called Girlfight where she becomes a boxer. It’s REALLY great and sadly maybe her best performance and that was 25 years ago. The director of that film also has some serious bangers like Yellowjackets and The Invitation which would go SO HARD on here.

Mooj

Some may hate it, but as a Mtg nerd, always happy to hear Simone's magic stories! I also used to have a unicorn themed deck, using Emiel, fun times.

Ari Ramirez

So happy you liked it, like Underworld, the Resident Evil movies are super representative of those early 00s action films. Definitely keep going with these but stop after you don't see Mila Jovovich, the most recent attempts haven't been good at all. And that's saying something.

Diiirk706

Why TF is this a thing???

djKENTO
>>162560580

Uwe Boll hadn’t started making Video Game movies at this point. It wasn’t until he saw this and then made House of the Dead that his shitty career started. As for continuing… Please no. I would be fine with the recent reboot because it’s even closer to the games, but these tank in quality so much after this. They never get better than this film. There are so many genuinely great movies yall haven’t seen yet.

Shaka, When the Walls Fell

I actually like the Resident Evil movies. There are better and worse ones in the series, but that tends to be true to any long running franchise. The CG movies were quite excellent. To be honest, I also like that the directors and writers took a different approach to the movies instead of absolutely basing them on the games. That way you can be surprised by the movie, instead of feeling like you're just watching a 90 minute long cutscene compilation.

REDR58
>>162533046

I have no “guilty pleasure” movies as I feel no need to justify why I like anything I like nor do I feel bad about liking something someone else doesn’t. Like what you like. That’s all that matters.

Chase Schleich

I hope you guys do this whole series in the coming weeks. Each one is ridiculous and fun and kind of bad all at the same time lol.

howtocookazombie (Stan)

"The Time Machine" from 2002 is also a good movie. Unfortunatelly, like with "Lord of War", there are sadly also almost no reactions for that movie, but I personally like it very much and I think it is definitely worth watching it. PS: "Oblivion" from 2013 is also very good!

Chase Schleich
>>162547694

One of the other reactors I follow show the entire film in frame along with the volume. I HATE IT! I don't want the crappy Vimeo quality, both with video and audio. I want to watch my copy with my surround sound. So I much prefer your way of doing it. The other channel could be in for a world of hurt if they ever get caught because they have hundreds of copyright violations in their archive (a lot of it belonging to Disney who have no problem suing you into dust). I've tried warning them, but they just keep doing it. Not smart legally or quality wise.

simon brouillard

Those movies are so bad but aside from the very last one of the series I love them😁

Jacob King
>>162563751

I liked the TV show but the reboot was trash. Similar to Hellboy, why do a remake when you are going to put in less money and less stars and a worse script?

Jacob King

I enjoy these movies a lot. There are lesser entries in the franchise but overall they’re a good time. What makes them stand apart from other 2000s action series is they’re genuinely interested in horror and the gothic. I’d recommend at least watching the first three. Michelle Rodriguez’s breakthrough was Girlfight and FF was absolutely doing the thing where they took an actress they knew could do action and cast her as “girlfriend”.

Brandon

Every artistic zombie movie/show is always like "maybe we're the monsters after all..." and Resident Evil always comes along and says "no, the corporations are the monsters, idiots." I've always loved the games, but I've been avoiding these movies for years, for no real reason. I've seen clips from later installments that demonstrate some really sloppy quick-cut editing, but this one was a lot better in that department. This was a really fun watch, but still, based on the stuff I've seen I don't think anything has translated the tone and action of the games accurately enough. If I saw this when it first came out when I was 19 I would have been so frustrated that they show the exact dining hall with the long table and the statue straight out of the first game... and then they spend almost NO time in the mansion. They were given a mid-size budget and couldn't afford massive outdoor location sets except the one shot at the very end, but for the indoor location they went with an underground facility instead of the iconic mansion filled with zombies and death traps. Again if I was 19 I'd be kind of mad about it, but now I'm mostly baffled at the decision. Especially since this was the first time Resident Evil was adapted into a live action film. I laughed so hard at the laser scene. What's the point in all the other patterns if it can just become an unavoidable grid that chops up anything in it's path? Is the Red Queen just a sadistic asshole? 🤣

Brendan Rafferty

Best part of this reaction commentary is every time Simone was confused and asked a question, literally within seconds, a character would answer her question in a piece of exposition dialogue.

Tenn Seven

Leeloo Dallas multipass.

Brendan Rafferty

Part of the reason this film did so well at the box office, aside from the popularity of the game, is that horror films were hungry (pun intended) for zombie films as it had been many years since a zombie apocalypse film had a theatrical release… and this was the first zombie film ever to be made with big budget production values by a major studio. This film and “zombie adjacent film” 28 Days Later cashed in on filling that desire audiences had. With so many major zombie apocalypse films and shows being released in the last two decades, younger people might be surprised to know there was a long period where there were none.

FranciscoGios

Holy shit! I remember when I was small and owning a GameCube(The Upgrade console of Nintendo 64) and playing Resident Evil and apart from the good graphics and I can tell you the game is no joke I went thru jump scare after jump scare, I believe the settings of your character is always in ‘third person view’ and when you’re about to make a tight corner turn you and your character can’t see what’s on the other side the game will give you a ‘growl’ sound but you still can’t see shit until you make the full turn.

REDR58
>>162547694

Aside from all the tips posted above, I like to open Simone and George’s reaction on YouTube (as described above) on my phone or iPad and I put the movie on my main TV (or computer if I’m doing something else while watching) and just follow along after synching both screens. I synch by watching the opening logos on the reaction video, pausing the reaction video as soon as a logo or credit fades out, starting the movie and then hitting “play” on the reaction video as the movie catches up.

Poddington

Simone wishing that she could wake up with Amnesia and find out she has super powers is crazy that she still doesn't know...

Orphan Crippler

I'm surprised the trivia didn't mention that Marilyn Manson did pretty much all the music in this movie, hence all the badass industrial techno metal scenes.

Philipp Roensch

No horsing around, MTG is still awesome, I welcome talking Magic^^. This series though, without joke, one of my favorites. I think the first does horror and action mix very well, but I think the great tension and fun with the mutants concept keeps entertaining throughout the series. Yes, they don't get smarter from here on out, but my two cents are: neither did the games, and the movies are at least proud of that. Sometimes the zombies just need to be a gun-down horde, there always is a boss fight, and the one-liners are on point, while the heroine cool. What more could one want? :D We also call this series: "Paul WS Anderson's Check out my hot wife".

Skyruff

I am not sure which reaction was better, Simone's reactions to each major scene or George's anticipation as the scenes approached.

Skyruff

It's Milla Jovovich and yes here hair is in fact always perfect.

Dustin Duvall

Canada if you need a netflix copy

Stephanie Bedworth

Stupid movies, but a hell of a lot of fun, for the most part.

ScottishSammo

If Simone likes the idea of having amnesia then discovering cool abilities you should check out The long kiss goodnight. 90s action/thriller based around the same idea

Donna Castellano

No matter how garbage these get as they go on - don't get me started on my guy Leon - this first one is still entertaining for me. I'd have been happy with just this one. But I've only played 2 and 4 and watched all of the animated Leon Kennedy based films. If I ever watch to rewatch one of these, the OG is pretty much the only one I'll pull out.