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Lord of War - Broken Version (Patreon)

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2025-01-21 22:19:29
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2026-06
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Some of you requested it, so here it is. If you want to try to use AI to lip read Simone go for it!If you are finding this video in the future and are confused why Simone is muted, we watched and recorded our reaction yesterday only to find that OBS on Simone side had reset the audio setting to default (not using her mic) and her footage was completely silent. No audio was recorded at all.As a result, the reaction is completely unusable. Its just George sitting there talking, and responding to things no one can hear. More details in this post: Bad News about Lord of War | Patreon

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Lord of War - Silent Broken Version

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Andrew Helmer

I think someone’s earlier suggestion has merit …… George can fill in the dialogue of what he thinks Simone is saying …. Or whatever he wants her to say . Now’s your chance George !! George: “Wow that was shot amazingly !” Simone: “ Correct as always , gosh you’re so smart and handsome George”

Arkytior

I opened the video fully aware of the Simone's sound issue and when the video started and I couldn't hear her voice, I still tried to up my volume to try to hear her, like a dumbass lmao

Monica Alarcon

If someone does make subtitles for Simone please share.

Jeff K.

Right now is when I wish the guy from Bad Lip Reading was a patron.

JakeyShakeyBakeyBoy

I could make a song out of this but I really really wanna see what others come up with. Subtitles and voice overs seconded from this guy haha

Duncan

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Maiki

Alright then, at the beginning Simone says something like "My name is Simone and this is George and this is where we watch movies and television". First 5 seconds already done. Ah damn, it's late over here, feel free to take over guys.

Simone's Coconut Squire

We need a version of this where Patrons all take turns dubbing in lines for Simone.

Chris B

LOL - using AI to lip read Simone can lead to some hilarious extra content ;)

Matt O'Keefe

The first minute or so is funny having just George audio.

Jeff I.

The first ten seconds are when the voices in schizophrenic George's head are drunk, but he doesn't want make them mad so he just plays along.

Happy Hanukkah

"If you are finding this video in the future and are confused why Simone is muted..." Dude, if I am watching this in the future, then the explanatory post is already available, so I wouldn't be confused. If I were watching this video in the *past*, before the explanatory post was available, then I would be wondering what's going on! :-P :-P :-P "Time. How does it work?" :-)

DaniDaniDaniDani

I bet you one Nando’s meal that someone will copy this video and make up their own Simone-voice within 3 months. (Please show it to us at your Christmas special….)

PG Modehouse

I always loved the music that plays during the 24 hours fastforward where they disassemble the plane. It's A.R. Rahman (or Rehman) - "Bombay Theme" the primary theme from a different film called Bombay. That bamboo flute is haunting.

Legal Streams

Guys, you need to start considering a backup reconding each, at least a phone or something just in case. Watching this as is anyway lol Bet it will be fun trying to guess Simone's parts =D

Mastervodo

I think she said, "Welcome to Hot Dog Circles". Mmmmmmm... hot dog circles.....

Mastervodo

If anyone could come up with a completely dubbed version of this with off-color, out-of-context Simone responses and dialogue - it would be YOU JSBB!

Mastervodo

There is an absolutely terrible off-color joke in here about women being seen and not heard --- but I have to go to bed.

Mastervodo

Also - every time Simone appears to say anything - she's talking about her Magic Cards.

Jacob Colson

It'd be a lotta fun if Simone sang over her parts. lol. She does have a lovely singing voice!

Jacob Colson

It'd be funny if she said, "Welcome to hot dog flavored water." lol jk

Jacob Colson

Wait for JakeyShakey to use this to include in Cinebinge Songs vol. 3. Lmao

Jacob Colson

Or dude....Jomboy would be awesome!

Jacob Colson

Jomboy, you're up to bat on this one!

Jacob Colson

It'd be hilarious if Jomboy got a hold of this!

Itbewhatitbe

lmao as if the guy doesnt have enough work to do as is. editing everything, and doesnt he still have like 3 more videos with his dad to translate? plus they got squid game now

Jeremy Charlie

It means it's time to watch "The Color Purple" (1986), Spielberg.

JBK405

I've got nothing better to do tonight, so why not?

Fly Ωhms

Quick, someone do a bad lip reading dub of Simone's lines!! Lol

Dimitri

Simone's voice is coming through a little bit on George's audio recording. You can understand some sentences.

PIG

I’ll say this once again to reactors: have a second recorder! It can even be an iPhone, doesn’t matter :) Countless reactions have been flushed simply because the audio has been corrupted.

PIG

Can I dub for Simone ? 🤞

Tim Miller

Shame we didn't get Simone's audio, but still a good reaction. Matchstick Men is another good Nicholas Cage movie you should check out.

Andrew Helmer

No, I don’t expect him to, it’s something I like to call a joke .

Steve kephart

I want to second Matchstick Men. The down side is, it will never win any polls as so few people have watched it. Which is too bad as it is a hidden gem of a moview.

Mastervodo

It would be great if she had said, "Hey Everybody and welcome to: Nobody can hear me!"

JBK405

I am sorry that we missed Simone's commentary, but we can get some from context. A very small moment, but critical if you understand Jewish tradition, is when Yuri's father asks him if this is how he wants to be remembered. "May his memory be a blessing" is a customary Jewish funerary and memorial blessing. It is what is said instead of "rest in peace". The idea is that instead of focusing on the death of the person, you focus on the impact that they have left on the world. They may be gone, but their memory can still be a blessing to the world through their legacy. They went to great lengths at the beginning to emphasize that Yuri's father had embraced Judaism despite originally using it as a sham to escape the Soviet Union. From that perspective, asking this question is a DAMNING indictment of his son. Even if you don't know this meaning the disapproval is clear, but with this specific context it becomes almost an accusation that his entire life is worthless. He may not be able to bring himself to confront Yuri directly, but he makes his views clear.

Sam

Something to preven this I have heard Cassie (PIB) does is just have her phone record audio while laying next to her, it wont be the best audio but incase something like this happens it saves her from losing the video!

Ryan Skinner

1. Thank you for uploading this version; I'd been looking forward to revisiting this when it won the poll, and this was a perfectly fine alternative given the circumstance! 2. I mean this in the best possible way, but I never would have thought I'd enjoy watching both of you just looking sad/stressed/disgusted/depressed for two hours straight! lol Even in the moments of comic relief or general levity, I feel like even despite the lack of audio, Simone in particular barely flinched out of struggle mode. Sign of a good movie, perhaps! :D Cheers, guys.

Joe Lazarus

I definitely love Matchstick Men, a forgotten gem from the 2000s.

Fattydoe

You know george..... this would be the perfect movie and opportunity to do a reaction with your dad. I feel its right up his alley and youll get another working version to edit for youtube.

Dioskur

Is it realy impossible to count them?

BlueTrane

Surprisingly good watch even at half volume. 1/2 of Cinebinge still better than most other reactors. Not to say we didn't miss Simone, because we absolutely did - but good job George!

droodly

I can read lips badly, and swear she said Rabid Wombat at least 3 times...

PIG

As for effort in counting them and want… yes! Countless.

Phosphorus

This being a reaction channel, just have Simone react to the video and comment on what she thinks the silent woman in the video is saying/thinking, and extrapolate the plot (of the video). Have Simone critique on the look and figure of the female lead and comment on the rumour that the female lead was chosen for sex appeal, George can add his two cents on the bad hair of the male sidekick, the ridiculousness of the distopian world depicted in the video where people do reaction videos for money, and worse still the mindless public paying money to watch other people enjoy watching a film/TV and what it says about our society...

Phosphorus

I AM noticing a significant improvement to the overall quality of this particular video compared to the usual ones and can't qui....te put my finger on what's different.

Beddoe

There must be an AI out there that can read lips and figure out what was said. You could then feed that AI samples of Simone's voice and produce her reaction. In fact... Instead you should feed that AI samples of Nicolas Cage's voice from 'Raising Arizona' and use that voice to produce Simone's reaction. OOOH!! You should then feed that AI samples of Nicolas Cage's hair from 'Raising Arizona' and superimpose that onto Simone's head ! Y'know, when I began this post I was half joking but now I am all in !

Morion Williams

That really sucks, was looking forward to this one. Ke sara sara

AgentFalcon

Thanks a lot for posting this, despite it being broken. One of my favorite movies and rarely reacted to, so even getting half of one was still pretty good! As I recall, Nic Cage was also more reserved and very good in the movie Adaptation from 2002. Been a long time since I saw that one. Could definitely be worth a revisit :)

Felix Marchand

You where wondering why mixing gunpower with cocaine. Gunpowder have nitroglycerine a medecine for heart. It make your blood vessel to dilate (vasolidation) so it give you a better hight.

Tyler Foster

If she can understand from context what she was saying you should just have her dub it. That would be pretty funny.

Jimmy

A commentary track or a React Video of a React! 🤯

Kron0n

Figured you'd both enjoy this one when I mentioned it the other week. Shame we couldn't hear Simone's take as well, but I can see the body language on the hard hitting scenes and its clear enough whats being said from Georges responses.... So all good :)

davetheimp

Thanks a lot for the reaction. This "broken" version actually turned out quite well. Yes, I missed hearing Simone's side of things but, for the most part, I actually forgot about the issue and George's unanswered questions just felt like a typical solo reactor asking questions to the audience. A great movie and a great reaction.

Logan Nelson

I know damn well yall can do ADR... Lol

shaddy

If you looking for another interesting Nic Cage movie - its Adaptation (2002). I thinks it is kind of artsy, but also very good