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Update 11/Feb/2026, 11:27 AM EST : We found a temporary solution to bring things back up but the deeper problem is still there, its still being worked on but hopefully without causing further down time.

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Update: Issue seems to be a lot deeper than everyone initially believed, currently on a 4 way conference call with multiple different supports.

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Update: Patreon support updated us with the need of an additional 30 minutes

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Hi everyone, alright so cinebingers.ca is down at the moment and after some back and forth with the host provider we've determined the issue and they are working on fixing it.

The estimate they gave is anywhere from 30-60 minutes as this is an issue between Patreon's API randomly starting giving a lot of errors over night, and when a lot of users started receiving said error the host server crashed and here we are. The problem and solutions are in the hands of 2 different groups of tech support at the moment but we're working closely with them to resolve this for now and hopefully for the future. Will give update when we receive them.

Sorry for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience.

Comments

DwarfsRBest

Thanks for the quick update! Cheers!

TheLeftPecOfTheLord

No problemo, hopefully the fix is smooth and without headaches for you guys!

djKENTO

i'm jonsing for my fallout fix man... just a hit... JUST ONE HIT!

Robban6948

I gotta say, I love the communication here! 😀

Jeff K.

Ugh, but now what am I gonna watch during my hour on the elliptical this morning? Geez, why won't anyone ever think of MY needs!? You used to be cool, technology. And now you go and pull some bullshit like this and ruin my morning. The audacity! Harrumph!

Simon

Of course it happens on Fallout day lol. Appreciate the updates George.

SelasDray

That's it. Send Simone's evil cat after them asap! They'll have it fixed in no time!

Daniel VanDusen

When it comes back, could you guys watch SLC Punk? Pretty please?

s0rd3z

Thank you, appreciate you

Texas J

Hopefully it will be working soon! Thanks, George and Simone!

blerbaberpaterb

whos child is this? lost child in isle 3 throwing a tantrum.

GAB

If only there were a version of methadone for Fallout addiction. Oh wait, I have Amazon Prime anyway and could watch it without the reaction.

blerbaberpaterb

you need a therapist to teach you how to regulate your emotions

Kyle Fleming

I’m guessing you said this as a joke?

Jeff K.

Has Patreon support tried unplugging and plugging it back in, I wonder?

GAB

Seems to use the exact opposite of Scotty's formula. They obviously don't want to be seen as miracle workers.

Elvenwitch

My guess is that it has something to do with DNS or IP configuration. Super simple to fix, but difficult to find routing errors. I totally agree with your timeframe. Yet that doesn't mean I am not refreshing every 20 seconds.

Elvenwitch

As a former tech support lead, I can verify that the most common way to deal with this issue is to contact the hosts every 10 min to ask for an update. When they tell you that you are lengthening the time needed to fix it, state in a clear, entitled voice that you are the customer, and they need to fix it. When they again explain that dealing with your communications every 10 min isn't helping. Agree and change your time elapsed before demanding an update to 12 min, and feel like you are part of the solution.

Chris Kelley

So it turns out I may have a problem. The site has been down for an hour and I’m all twitchy and itchy and all the other little crackhead dwarves. I’m gonna need to take a little break.

SnabbKassa

I hate it when Angelina and Jonny hack the Gibson like this

Life in the cave of Garanoga

Oh dear. Sorry you have to deal with this. Take your time and if need be we can pay for Michael to go handle them lol

Elvenwitch

I would die pissing myself laughing if the 3D text from the movie came up over the 503 error saying "CRASH AND BURN HACK THE PLANET."

Matthew S

I need my binge please hurry. (Just kidding take all the time you need)

Jeromy M

As long as we're live for Kung Pow, we're all good. Weeoooweeeoo

Jeff K.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Ian J

Tech Support Thunderdome - 4 Tech supports enter the conference call, only one leaves.... And still nobody knows what's going on. Joking aside, I have no doubt everyone's working hard to get it all sorted.

Jedi Lounger

4 way technical support conference call! I’ve been on one of those before, man they are terrible lol. Take notes so you can tell us the story later.

Will Sofer

Two most ridiculously attractive hackers in all of history.

Elvenwitch

I am just glad I didn't stop anphetomines.

Jeff K.

This has to be the most boring (albeit least messy) 4-way George has ever witnessed.

bdennis2004

No worries. Thanks for all that you do.

Jedi Lounger

George, I heard you needed some technical support, so I got some support to support the support for the support.

Elvenwitch

In my experience, any call over 2 people for tech support is one customer, and the rest are companies playing pass the buck.

Mike FromOz

"Cinebingers.ca is getting an upgrade" Rocket launchers. You should always choose rocket launchers as your first upgrade.

Jeff K.

I hope the next thing says “Cinebingers.ca Will Return in Avengers: Doomsday.”

Jeff K.

Shout out to that one episode when the dorky guy answered the door saying “Oh my god, DMX!”

Bill Campbell

Ooh getting closer, now the page at least loads

Mike FromOz

Aaaaand we're back! Woot! Cheers George!

Twiska Brand

Looks like it's working, able to watch the latest sopranos video but the fallout video isn't visible so looks it wasn't uploaded correctly.

Jimmy Olofsson

Seems to be working now! just in time as i got my dinner ready to sit down and watch the sopranos video!

Charles Clover

Calling from the Matrix, steak still frozen.

mpd

What this site needs is a brogan adjustment

Garth Mindfeather

thanks so much for being who you are in the world. thanks for your tenacity trying to work this out. i salute your spirit. cheers.

Matthew S

Oh thank goodness 🧘‍♀️ lol ❤️

dansoddity

i dont know how you do it george, but thanks!

Jamie Maclean

Seems to be working if clicking link through Patreon, but going back to homepage to relaunch any videos gives https service unavailable error

Freddy Cougar

Thanks for the updates, hopefully it gets resolved, and you can have a less hectic day!

DJS302

No worries, thank you for the update posts not sure if it helps last I check a moment ago and it just says "Composer detected issues in your platform: Your Composer dependencies require a PHP version ">= 8.3.0". "

Dioskur

"Update: Issue seems to be a lot deeper than everyone initially believed, currently on a 4 way conference call with multiple different supports. " From my experience every party beyond the one effected and the one initialy responsible increases the complications by an order of magnitude. So... yeah I feel your pain. I hope youre a well established alcoholic so that theres an easy way out if this get too bad

Peter42

It works fine now for me....thanks!

Danny Bryant

Its too late now but, they should've recorded the call and then post a reaction to it. : )

Drew Acheson

George, was this an AWS issue or an issue specific to Patreon?